-1Cows in center rink
A/N:Okay,I've made up my mind.The rookie nine will win.In this chapter.AND I'm changing the title to "Naruto Extreme sports"
"AND TAYUYA HAS THE PUCK!BUT WHAT'S THIS?THE ROOKIE NINE HAVE JUST INFLATED A GIANT COW!AND IT TURNED INTO A HEARTLESS!AND TAYUYA JUST GOT A KEYBLADE OUT OF NOWHERE!"
While she was whacking the heck out of a giant cow Heartless,Naruto stole the puck.
But when he was about to score-
"AND WHAT'S THIS?A LITTLE COW HAS BLOCKED NARUTO BY SQUIRTING MILK ON HIM!"
"Cool!This is chocolate milk!"
"AND A FLOOD OF CHOCOLATE MILK HITS THE STADIUM!"
Gundams apear and say
"Like,let's go shopping!"
"But we,like,can't,like,cause,like,we gotta protect the losers."
"To,like,heck with them,let's,like,ditch 'em!"
"Kay!"
"WHAT?AND NOW M.E.G.A.S. XLR HAS BLASTED ALL THE BAD GUYS!"
"AND BARNEY THE PURPLE DINOSAUR IS HAVING A FREE FOR ALL,BLAST FOR ALL WITH THE TELETUBBIES!THE TELETUBBIES ARE SINGING
I hate you,you hate me,but let's get together and kill barney!
Witha 2X4 and a crash with a door,no more purple dinosaur!
And Barney was singing:
On top of mount Rushmore,all covered in blood,
still no more 'tubbies,they fell in a flood.
I went to their funeral,I went to their grave,
but instead of white roses,
I threw hand grenades.
50 years later,they came from the dead,
I got a bazooka and shot off their heads!
"AND NARUTO SCORES!"
THE END