They entered the zag bar with a lot of fake alien memorabilia the doctor found hilarious as none of it looked real. The walking truth guys ordered there drinks and Kelly ordered too. The doctor never realised he could have so much fun on Earth it always seemed so boring.
"So doctor what do you think we should do about the chip?" Andy asked as Kelly and Becky were at the bar.
"So this is the doctor?" She said looking Becky pushed her glasses on her nose.
"Yep that's him."
"Wow, if I wasn't intelligent I'd call him gorgeous." She giggled.
"Well I'm intelligent and he is." Kelly smiled at Becky.
"I've miss you Rivers, it sucks being the only girl in the truth walkers."
"That's the beauty if being tomboys." She smiled.
"Do you still have that really cool gun Jack gave you?"
"Yes and it's not a gun, it's well a wall repairer." Kelly said. Becky rolled her eyes.
"Does the doctor have one?"
"No he has a sort of sonic screw driver."
"Screw Driver?"
"It's cooler than it sounds." Kelly said walking back to their computerised table. The doctor was playing space invaders on it with Matty.
"Oh typical I never win, I'm useless."
"Another game?" Andy asked.
"I'm out of change." The doctor said.
"Let's go play the dawn of the dead game?" Kelly said.
"No you always win."
"I do not." She said.
"Yes you do you've been trained to use guns."
"Yes she's good with guns." The doctor said. "Unlike me I prefer the old fashioned way."
Kelly picked up a gun on the console with Matty. "Say you're prays zombies." She said jokingly it was her 3rd glass of wine and it was obvious. Kelly started the game recoiling as she shot out of habit.
"She's one amazing woman." Nick said looking at Kelly.
"She is a bit yeah." The doctor said watching her shoot zombies. "She's always saving the day."
"Really?" Andy asked.
"Oh yeah, so far she's pulled her blaster out on a blue alien, poured vinegar on a Slitheen they're made of Calcium, and nearly killed Captain Jack."
"Good I hate that pretty boy." Andy said. "Now he's working for torchwood, there government scum."
"Will I have to agree there." He said shoving crisps in his mouth. Still watching her shooting away. Matty sat down.
"I told you she'd beat me, Our Kelly and guns a good ingredient for danger." He said.
"Yeah I was just agreeing." The doctor said. She pretended to blow the gun and winked at Matty. She sat down, as she did a familiar song came on and the whole bar got up. The doctor looked baffled. He heard the first word and he knew what it was. Kelly dragged him up and around 40 people all nerds of course got up and started to do, the time warp. Andy and Kelly began Andy singing the boys lyrics Kelly singing the female.
"It's astounding time is feating, madness takes its toll. So listen closely."
"Not for very much longer." Kelly sang with a Transylvanian accent. They all began doing the time warp the doctor hated to admit it but he was having fun. They all sat down and the doctor couldn't help it.
"The guy who wrote the Rocky horror show was alien."
"Wouldn't surprise me it's about aliens."
"Well yeah but he's not from that planet." He smiled.
"So you guys always get up and do the time warp when it comes on?"
"Oh yeah house policy." Andy smiled.
"That's why we like this place." Becky said shyly. The doctor heard a shrieking he ignored it he had better hearing than everybody else.
"Help me?" He heard so did everyone else.
"Did you hear that?" Nick said.
"Yes I did and what's worrying me is, it's coming from there!" He pointed at what looked like a fake alien in the corner and the people in the bar obviously did. He put on his glasses and walked over Kelly did the same until she realised she had his glasses on because they were identical but his were weaker. Simultaneously they swapped his hand crossed over hers and rolling there eyes they took each others. It was obvious it happened a lot.
"Hello, I'm the doctor, are you in pain?"
"Yes I am" A sweet child like voice said.
"Can you help me?"
"Yes I can what planet are you from?"
"Egypt." It said.
"Oh you're an Egyptian?"
"Yes."
"Egyptian?" Kelly asked.
"No the Egyptians were alien it's a planet too."
"Oh" She said looking shocked. All the truth hovered round it.
"What age are you?" The doctor asked.
"I'm 6"
"Oh my god you poor thing you're a child." Becky said.
"He is."
"What's you're name?"
"Takille"
"Well Taki lets get you home." Andy said.
"Whose your Mummy and Daddy?" The emperor and empress he said looking said. A green tear ran down his cheek.
"Of course they are." He had greenish yellowish skin. It looked fish like. He had black mascara on which wasn't mascara that's what people never learnt about Egypt they were born that way because they were alien. The bar staff huddled round at this point and so did all the rest of the people in the bar.
"We thought it was a statue it's been here about 6 months." The bar man said.
"How are you going to get him home?" The bar man asked. He had fake inceptors on and looked rather silly.
"I have my ways." The doctor said.
"Please take me home I miss my Mummy."
"Ok." The doctor grabbed him and carried him out the bar. He just looked like a small child no one would no he was alien until they saw him up close.
"I'll drive." Nick said. Opening the car door. They got in.
"Where to UNIT?"
"No way" Kelly said.
"To the blue box near your studies."
"No problem." Andy said.
They had arrived at the T.A.R.D.I.S. They put Takille on the lazy chair.
"Oh my god." Matty said.
"Doctor the outsides smaller than the inside?" Andy said.
"Yeah it's the disguise."
"Hold on tight." The doctor said pulling the vortex wheel. Kelly grabbed the dimension lever and off they went. They landed on a dusty planet just like Earths Egypt it could be the same place it was identical. They had pyramids and people walking around.
"Hang on doctor is the atmosphere breathable?"
"No but the T.A.R.D.I.S changes your DNA and your language so it is now."
"Oh" Nick said confused. The doctor carried Takille. They saw a large pyramid with a pharaoh outside. "This is it he said." He entered.
The Emperor and Empress sat there.
"Oh my god, my baby." She shouted.
"We found him on Earth he must've fallen through space."
"Oh my god, thank you." She said.
"How can we repay you?" the emperor said.
"No repayment, it's just out of good will." Kelly said. The doctor winked at her she knew he would've said the same.
"You're the doctor." The empress said. "The oncoming storm"
"That's me." He smiled.
"You don't seem like a storm to me, you're a good man."
"Well I'm good to those who are good to me, The Egyptian race are good people."
"So are the time lords. I'm sorry for your loss." The Emperor said.
"It's ok; I'm just re uniting families." He said.
"Will he be ok?" Matty asked.
"He'll be fine." The Emperor said.
"Well we better be off. Bye Takille." Kelly said. Takille ran up and hugged the doctor and Kelly. "Thank you, second Mummy" He said.
"Oh its ok sweetheart, we'll come and visit if that's ok with your mum?"
"Of course, you're a good woman."
"Thank you." She hugged and kissed Takille she felt like his mum.