Fifteen things not to do at Atlantis
Disclaimer: I do not own anything to do with Atlantis, it belongs to MGM.
Sheppard
I will not give Rodney McKay any more reasons to call me Kirk. He has enough of those all ready.
Alien women do not equal ' no strings attached fun' Daddy/husband is usually somewhere near.
I will learn from the lessons of my elders, (Jack O'Neill) on the above subject matters.
I will not use my cute puppy dog look to get my own way.
I will not taunt Rodney, he can and will quite willingly get you up in the early hours of the morning, with very little reason.
I will not train in hand to hand with Ronon, it will end in tears.
Teyla's abilities are not to be underestimated. She hits hard with those sticks.
Telling Dr Weir I screwed up again is not pleasant. Not telling her is worse.
If Rodney says 'oh shit' I should run very fast in the opposite direction.
I will not let any of the scientists make me touch strange objects just to find out what it does, Rodney has the gene, let him do it.
I will not shoot, maim or throw people off of any part of Atlantis or any planet.
Leaving Kavanagh on a planet with wraith's on it, although funny is a cruel ands a nasty way to go.
I will not play the hero every time, its time someone else takes the pain that comes with it.
Pissing Carson Beckett off, by not sitting still, will give him reason to bring out the big needles.
Overriding Elizabeth Weir on any subject is risky and should not be attempted. She will make you pay for it and feel as guilty as hell.