"What was that!" pinkie pie exclaimed

"I don't know, but it's done something with Twilight!" said Applejack" after it!"

The whatever it was, was running down the street at an amazing speed. Rainbow Dash, however, had no trouble at all keeping up with it. Soon she had it by the back of its dirty cape. The figure turned around and looked at Rainbow Dash, then tried running again. This proved to be in vain but the figure still tried, it's long scrawny legs running in place.

"Oh no you're not" Rainbow Dash said "You're not going anywhere!"

The rest of the group soon caught up with Rainbow Dash and the It.

"Alright partner you've got some explainin' tado"

"I do?" the It said

"Where's Twilight!"

"Who?"

"Don't you play dumb with me city slicker, first Twilight disappears then you show up"

"Er… I'm not too sure myself what happened"

"What are you gettin' at?"

"Well I was just walking down to the kitchen when all a sudden I'm here"

"And you expect us to believe that?"

"Yes actually"

Applejack was silent then she said.

"Alright partner suppousin' you did just show up here, where'd Twilight go?"

"Er…I'm not too sure about that either, although I do have a bad feeling"

"Careful man it might've come from the dungeon dimensions" said the Arch Chancellor

"I don't think so, if it came from the Dungeon Dimensions then it should have, you know, tentacles and extra eyes and you know, things" Ponder Stibbons replied "It looks too, er normal for the Dungeon Dimensions"

"Normal! It's purple! And it has a bloody horn!"

"Well I am a unicorn, and I'm not an It"

"And why does it talk? Horses don't talk!"

"I'm a pony actually"

"I thought you said you were a unicorn"

"Well I am"

"I still don't get it"

"It's probably from the same world we sent Rincewind"

"So he's in a world of talking purple horses with horns?"

"Well actually we don't all have horns, there's pegasi and earth ponies an-"

"I told you we should've checked out the world before sending Rincewind there, we could've picked out an inanimate object back here instead of a talking horse!"

"Pony"

"Check out the world? That's sounds bloody unscientific to me lad, if we didn't put some people into the field how'd we get anything done? Besides we checked the world out enough"

"You mean we only checked out if the world had oxygen, you didn't check anything else out"

"What are you getting at?"

"We didn't check if the world had, say giant flesh eating worms"

"It's science lad, one day you'll understand that sometimes you have to take chances"

"Sure, but we could've at least checked out the world, we could've picked out some inanimate object of equal weight to replace Rincewind with"

"Science lad science!"

Twilight Sparkle had ceased trying to talk with the two wizards, she was confused enough as it was and it seemed to her that these two would only make things worse. Twilight sighed, she had a feeling that she'd be here for a while.