A/N: Sorry I haven't updated for so long! I had a bad case of writer's block. --' Hopefully, you'll enjoy this chapter! I'd like to thank my readers and reviewers. Thanks for such awesome reviews!

Disclaimer: I don't own Naruto.

Legend:

'Inner Sasuke'

'Sasuke's thoughts'

talking"

Chapter One

"Bastard. What are you doing here?" Sasuke hissed.

"Tsk tsk. You know it's not nice to call people names. You could hurt their feelings." Itachi mocked.

"Thanks. I'll keep that in mind." Sasuke sneered.

"What are you doing here anyways? Decided to torture me earlier? Well you can forget about that. I'm not as weak as I was before, so it'll take a lot more than a few empty threats and a couple of punches to my face for me so step down, Itachi." Sasuke spat.

"Good to know. Now maybe things will be a little bit more…interesting." Itachi replied with an evil gleam in his eye.

For a second, Sasuke was horrified, but that was replaced with his usual impassive face. Sasuke ignored Itachi and continued to walk to the exit, Itachi following. As they walked, girls were drooling at the sight of both Uchiha brothers. Itachi looked at them and gave them a 'I'm-so-hot-and-you-know-it' smirk. The girls continued swooning and one even fainted. Sasuke noticed this and rolled his eyes at Itachi. Sasuke could flirt with his fangirls if he wanted to, but he didn't because he didn't want to give them the wrong idea. Itachi told him he could easily take advantage and manipulate them, but Sasuke didn't want to, unless he met a really annoying fangirl. Once they were out of the airport, a limo was waiting for them. Inside, were Sasuke's parents, Fugaku Uchiha, top businessman in all of Japan and his trophy wife, Mikoto Uchiha. As expected, neither of his parents gave him a welcome back hug or said " Welcome back Sasuke! We missed you so much! Sit down and have a cup of hot cocoa and tell us all about your adventures in England."

'Pft…like my parents would ever do that.'

"Remember Sasuke, we have a very important business meeting that could decide the result of our merger with Haruno Communications. Attendance is mandatory. We expect you to be on your best behaviour, and we want you to socialize with others. Also, you and your brother are expected to escort the Harunos' lovely daughter." Sasuke's father stated.

"What! I'm not going to spend all might babysitting some girl!" Sasuke retorted. But he became his usual impassive self again.

"We do not expect you to babysit Sakura as she is older than you and you were asked to escort, not babysit her." Fugaku sighed. Sometimes his sons could be so dense.

"It's not so hard Sasuke. In fact, you might say it's quite…enjoyable." Itachi said in a suggestive manner.

"Go away perv. I'm not like you." Sasuke sneered.

"Of course you're not like me. For example, I take interest in the opposite sex. But you…you take interest in the same sex." Itachi replied smoothly.

Sasuke sweat dropped and hoped nobody heard Itachi. Unfortunately, his gossip queen of a mother with her super sensitive hearing heard.

"So darling, you're gay!" Mikoto asked incredulously.

"What? Are you saying it's not right to be gay? Does everybody in the world have to be heterosexual? What's wrong with gay people?" Sasuke asked, then sweat dropped as he realized what his parents might think he meant.

"Er…no darling. There's nothing wrong with being homosexual. If that's your choice, then we can't change it." Mikoto stammered. "Isn't that right dear? Dear?"

"Uh…yes son. It's uh…perfectly normal to be gay. In fact, I used to be gay too!" Fugaku said, but then turned away realizing what he just said. Sasuke could just see his anime dramatically banging his head against a wall.

'God, you're such a drama queen. Or in your case, king.'

'Who the hell are you?'

'I'm you dummy.'

'If you were me, I wouldn't have to ask who you were. You're nothing at all like me!'

' Of course I'm like you! I'm you! Duh. How can you be a prodigy is you don't even know that? I just can speak freely without thinking about my reputation unlike you.'

'Hn.'

'Great comeback. I still wonder how you passed Language Studies. I think some bribing was involved. Oh, but wait. Doesn't Mr. Francois teach Language? And Mr. Francois is male. And you're male! Teehee!'

'Great. Thank you Captain Obvious for pointing that out. I know where this is going. The teachers at the academy were total pushovers. Bribing them was too easy. And what's with the "teehee"?'

' Ah…I'm sure bribing them was easy. It probably went along the lines of: Oh please give me an A+ in Language and I'll let you fuck- I mean do whatever you want to my body for a night.'

'You're a perv, did you know that?'

'Hehe…you just called yourself a perv!'

'No I didn't.'

'Yes you did…perv!'

"I am NOT a pervert!"

'Did I just yell that out loud?'

'You sure did. Catch ya later perv!'

"Wow Sasuke. You sure have changed. First we find out you're gay and now you're a pervert? Shocking."Itachi mock gasped.

"First of all, I'm not gay. I can assure you that I'm perfectly straight. Second of all, I'm not a pervert." Sasuke said, surprisingly calm.

'Hey, I bet that Sakura girl is hot! But she's older than us. Ewwww! What if she's like 65 or something?'

'Idiot. She's the Harunos' daughter. They're younger than my parents. I heard that Mrs. Haruno was only 32 so Sakura should be around our age. She's probably a few months older than us.'

'So therefore, she's gonna be a hot and sexy chick! Hey, hey. Ask if she's single or not!'

'Dobe. You're the one who said she was 65 so why so interested?'

'Just ask. I swear, sometimes you're too smart for your own good. Remember that movie we watched in grade 3 about bullies? They pick on nerdy little kids like you because you're too smart. So if you value your life, be as dumb as a computer.'

'Baka. Computers are smarter than us! That's a great simile that you just used there.'

'How are computers smarter than us? They can't move, they can't breathe, heck, they can't even pick up chicks! You call that SMART?'

'Well, I bet they can read minds. Like the time we were on the computer writing a letter when suddenly Mr. Paperclip Man POOFED out of nowhere and said " It looks like you're writing a letter. Do you need any help?" That was scary.'

'What kind of prodigy are you? And since when did THE Sasuke Uchiha use the word POOF?'

'Argh. Shut up. Just don't tell anybody. It'll ruin my reputation.'

'Ha! What reputation?'

'Glare…'

'Okay, chill. Just ask if that Sakura chick's hot and single.'

'Alright, as long as you shut up.'

'Deal.'

"So, tell me more about this Sakura person. Does she have a boyfriend?" Sasuke asked casually.

"Why? Interested?" Itachi mocked.

"No, just curious." Sasuke replied smoothly.

"You know what they say, curiosity killed the cat." Itachi drawled.

"Well this cat is about to kill a certain weasel if it doesn't answer my question soon." Sasuke snarled.

"Touché. Fine, she's not single." Itachi stated.

'Ah! Who's the lucky bastard? I'm gonna rip him to shreds!'

'Calm down. You don't even know who she is? She could be this ugly geek.'

'Yeah but she has a boyfriend. Only hot chicks get BFs.'

'So? Her boyfriend could also be a nerdy geek like her!'

'Oh. Point taken.'

"So who's the loser that she's dating?" Sasuke continued asking.

"Hello? Itachi? Itachi!" Sasuke yelled as he shook a half-sleeping Itachi.

"Leave him alone Sasuke. He's sleeping." Mikoto informed him.

"He can't fall asleep 5 seconds after he answered my question!" Sasuke retorted.

"Be quiet. He's sleeping and I suggest you do the same." Fugaku said sternly. Before he fell, asleep, he swore he saw Itachi give him a smirk.

"Sasuke! Sasuke! Wake up, it's time for school!" Mikoto yelled up to Sasuke's room.

"Damn…"Sasuke muttered, yawning groggily.

"Hurry up Master Sasuke! You wouldn't want to be late for the first day of school." Will, Sasuke's personal butler said. Sasuke quickly brushed his teeth, combed his hair and threw on some clothes. He grabbed an apple from the kitchen and hopped into the family limo.

"Why can't I drive to school?" Sasuke asked Will.

"I believe that you are getting a new car. Your old one, according to your mother was 'so last year'." Will stated, pulling into the car's driveway.

'Great, now I'm car less.'

As Sasuke, opened the limo door, he was met by a loud screech and several giant pictures of himself.

'Wtf?'

"Ooh! There he is, girls! Sasuke-kun! Oh, Sasuke-kun!" an annoying girl with an even more annoying voice screeched and pointed at him.

'Great, I've been discovered.'

"Like ohmagawd! Hey Sasuke-baby, will you like sign my bra?" a random girl asked him, slowly lifting up her shirt. Sasuke turned away, flinching slightly. He hurried to his locker so he could hide from the fangirls in his classroom. Oh how wrong he was. When he entered the classroom, he was shocked to find a cake with his face on it.

"Welcome back Sasuke-kun!" the girls cheered.

"Picking up chicks already? You're such a player Sasuke." A voice from the back of the classroom teased. Sasuke turned around and smirked.

"Shut up dobe."

"Hey, nice to see you too, baka."

"Naruto! Don't be so mean to Sasuke-kun! He just came back after 6 years and that's all you have to say to him? Calling him baka?" an annoyingly loud blonde screamed.

"Ah, don't worry Ino. He's used to this." Naruto replied, grinning madly.

"Well, don't be so rude." Ino huffed.

"Looks like your girlfriend needs anger management classes Nara. Why don't you sign her up for some?" Naruto said, jabbing Shikamaru in the ribs.

"Eh, whatever. It's too troublesome." Shikamaru drawled lazily before going back to sleep.

While Naruto and Shikamaru were having the time of their lives sleeping in the back of the classroom, Sasuke was being bombarded by crazy fangirls.

'Why isn't the teacher here? It's 9:05! Class should have started 5 minutes ago.'

5 minutes later, the classroom door opened.

'Finally."

But instead of the teacher walking in, in walked a gorgeous girl with bubblegum pink hair and the brightest pair of emerald green eyes Sasuke had ever seen.

'Now she's a fangirl I wouldn't mind having.'

'You said it.'

"Sakura! Hey Sakura! Over here!" a voice behind Sasuke yelled.

'Sakura?'

"Hey Ino-chan! Guess what I did over the summer!" Sakura squealed excitedly, sitting beside Sasuke.

"Omg! Lemme guess, Itachi too you somewhere didn't he? OMG! He took you to his mansion!" Ino guessed wildly.

'Itachi?'

"No silly. I've been there thousands of times. This summer, Itachi-kun took me to his summer beach house! It was so pretty! We also had a candlelight dinner and we sat on the beach, watching the sun set. I never though he could be this sweet or romantic." Sakura sighed wistfully.

"You're so lucky! I wish Shika-kun was that thoughtful!" Ino huffed.

Sasuke eventually got bored listening to Sakura and Ino so he fell asleep.

Sasuke woke up when he heard the classroom door slam open.

'Ugh…what time is it?'

"Good morning class. I'm sorry I'm late. You see, there was this very pretty lady whose car broke down and I, being the gentleman I am, couldn't leave a damsel in distress so I…" Kakashi started but was cut off by the class except for Sasuke, who was too cool and new, and Shikamaru, who was still sleeping.

"LIAR!" the class yelled as Kakashi sweat dropped.

"Oh would you look at the time! It's time for your next class. Goodbye!" Kakashi waved as he took out an all too familiar orange book out of his back pocket.

'He's right. It is time for our next class. That means I slept for about two hours and he was nearly three hours late! What kind of teacher is this guy?'

'Obviously a perverted one since he's reading Icha Icha Paradise.'

"What are you still doing here? It's time for you next class. You might want to hurry though because soon the halls are going to be crowded with people." Kakashi said, looking up from his book.

Sasuke walked to the door slowly. As he opened it, he realized how right Kakashi was. The hall was swarming with people/ He couldn't even see the end of it. No sooner than 5 seconds after he stepped out the door, a person came smashing into him. As he looked up to see who it was, he smirked.

"Watch where you're going, Pinky."

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So that's the end of the first chapter! Thanks for reading! Please review.