Hey guys, I already got a few questions... So, Yay, I guess... XD Anyway, please review for what you want to ask Jayfeather!

No, but seriously. Cuz if you don't, I can't do this. ;) Also, disclaimer: I don't own Warrior cats, any songs, and blah blah blah blah.

Little Brookie Butterfly

asks:

Jayfeather, who do you like more, Briarlight or Half Moon? Or do you like both of them?

Jayfeather stared down at the paper with the question. He squinted and could feel Emily's burning gaze on his pelt.

"Well?" she asked. "Read it!"

Jayfeather "looked" up from the paper. "I can't. And don't they already know what the question is?"

Emily was quiet for a moment before answering, "Oh. Yeah... You have a point. Whatever- Just answer it."

"Okay."

Jayfeather cleared his throat and calmly thought for a moment.

"I don't understand the question," he confessed.

"But- But, it's so simple..."

Jayfeather just studied the paper. "Hmm..."

Emily did a face-palm and rubbed her temples. "This was a mistake," she muttered.

"OOOoooohh!" Jayfeather suddenly cried out. "I get it now!"

He cleared his throat again and said, "I have to say, I like Half-Moon better. In fact, I only like Half-Moon out of those two. Where did you stupid- Uh, I mean.. interesting and incredibly superior twolegs get that idea?"

Jayfeather sighed. "The only other cat I like in nyan cat, anyway... but she's way out of my league."

Emily eyed Jayfeather carefully, wondering if Jayfeather was crazy as he started to sulk about nyan cat.

"I'd slap you right now," Emily muttered angrily, "but I need you for this stupid thing which you REALLY need to make more funny."

Anyway, next question is from Pebbleshine, who asks:

if a badger attacked who would you defend A-your stick B-Halfmoon or C-Hollyleaf

"Okay, Jayfeather-"

"Are all you twolegs mad!?" Jayfeather roared. "WHY WOULD I SAVE A STICK FROM A BADGER- OR A DEAD CAT! Of course I'd save Hollyleaf!"

Emily couldn't suppress a smile. She knew what would happen to Hollyleaf... Even if Jayfeather didn't. Sure, The stick was a stick and Half-Moon was dead- but who was Jayfeather to know that Hollyleaf may or may not very well be dead?

"What?" Jayfeather demanded, sensing Emily's amusement. "What's so funny?"

Emily struggled not to break apart and managed to say, "Nothing."

Suddenly she burst into laughter.

"What?" Jayfeather demanded again.

"Nothing, nothing," Emily reassured him. She wiped away a few tears from laughing. "Anyway, next question:"

This is from Psychic Pokémon Lover:

What would you do if you did see Nyan Cat?

A) Nyannyannyannyannyannyannyan

B)"Woooooooow..."

C) Dance on the rainbow.

Jayfeather scratched his chin thoughtfully. "All of them," he said. " except maybe the rainbow part... I don't know what that is. And I'd also pester her with questions and kisses and apologies for not answering her texts... Then I'd probably eat her..."

Emily did a facepalm. "She's not your girlfriend, no matter how much you want to believe it."

Yet Jayfeather's happy expression remained. It slowly started fading, though, and Emily realized she should've kept her mouth shut. Jayfeather's face finally fell into a frown and he banished himself to a small corner where he proceeded with crying a river that drowned the whole world. ANd while he looked so sad in phtotographs, I absolutely love him.. WHen he smiles... Oh, wait a minute.. Never mind that was from a song.. Wrong dialogue..

"Jayfeather, I-"

Jayfeather interrupted her with a sob. "No, your right... I'm nothing in this world. Nyan cat probably doesn't even know me..." Then he cried an ocean.

Emily sighed. "Next question:"

NoBodyWantsToBeTheLastone asks:

Jayfeather, do you love me?

Jayfeather instantly sucked all his tears up. "Are you.. are you nyan cat?"

Emily groaned. "Yes," she said sarcastically. "It's totally Nyan cat."

Jayfeather, taking it the wrong way, cried again- this time out of joy. "Yes! Yes, I love you! Please marry me!"

Emily was about to tell him the truth, but then thought the better of it. "Whatever," she muttered.

K, guys- I need more reviews to keep this going, so please review! I only just started this! Also, not hating on Jay Jay. ;)