Fardrake: *limped his way to the stage* Yeah…good point you piece of sh-!*looks to audience* hello guys! Sorry for my language. Someone's messing with my motorcycle and earned me a cut in my leg and sprained arm.
Fox:*running, holding a wrench*
Fardrake: *sees Fox running* BASTARD!*Pick an airsoft gun*WHY YOU! STOP RIGHT THERE OR I WILL SHOOT!
Fox: *Stopped, turn to me, twirls the wrench* Hah, it'll do no good! It's only a toy!
Fardrake: TOY! TOY YOU SAY? *open a box and pulls out a electric shaver* how about this?*smirk*
Fox: uh…I'm sorry*Run away*
Fardrake: *pull a lever, Fox caught in a net*
Fox: MOMMY! HELP! UNCLE! UNCLE!
Fardrake: I will not forgive you…for what you did to my motorcycle*Switch on the Shaver*
*Sounds of Fur getting shaved and screams of agony and pain*
Fardrake: there…it's done
Fox:*set a not amused look*
Fardrake:*Turns toward the audience* sorry guys, Fox's messing with my motorcycle again. Because of that, I collided with a rickshaw.
Fox: *Covers his body with a blanket* DAMN FAR! IT'S COLD! I'm going to report this to Digital monster foundation!
Fardrake: There's no such things as Digital monster foundation you idiot. *noticed that a horde of renamons standing behind Fox* oh dear.
Fox: Hah! See!*Turns toward the horde of Renamons* BROTHERS AND SISTER! THIS MAN JUST DID TERRIBLE THINGS TO A RENAMON! AND THE POOR THING IS ME! HE SHAVED MY FUR!
*Gasp from the horde of Renamons*
Fox: and tonight! We will give him something that he would drag his ass towards his momma's house!*Turns toward Fardrake*CHARGE! FOR FREEDOM! FOR RENAMONS! FOR PRONZ!
*The Renamon horde glared at him with an odd look*
Fox: uhh…did I just say something wrong?*Gave a nervous smile*
The Horde: YOU DO! YOU JUST VIOLATED A FEMALES RIGHT! SISTERS! GET THAT GUY!
Fox: *let out a high pitched screams and run. The horde followed closely behind him*
Fardrake: well, ain't payback a bitch?*gave a nervous smile*I know some slang words too.
Fox:*being pounded by the Horde*
Fardrake: well, that's for the disclaimer…uh…I forgot to tell the disclaimer didn't I?
Disclaimer: all other things out of this story and my OC's are beyond my hand. I did not own them.
Fardrake: there, the disclaimer is done. Now starts the s-*saw Fox is getting nursed by a Renamon*
Fox: Hey, honey. Wanna go to movies with me? I'll pay the tickets.
Fardrake: *facepalm*wait…*Check pockets* my wallet…where's my wallet*notice that Fox and the Renamon already gone*FFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!
The flames of hatred scorch the skies, igniting Gaia's funeral pyre...
-Ace combat 4-
Chapter two: A Lonely traveler and an unknown Mercenary
The Dawning sun shone its light toward the city as A teenage boy strode through a pile of demons dead bodies he just fought earlier. His clothing is covered in blood, his vest ripped apart at the attack from the demons he just fought. He slowly scanned the surrounding as he heard a sound of rustling that came from nearby bushes.
"Crap" he curses as he checked his gun magazine.
"5 shots more" he then noticed a gun shop that located just across the streets. "Just the place I need" he said in relieve as he slowly advance toward the shop. As Sound of his footsteps quickly followed by a sound of rustles and roars, he quickened his pace. Sweats dripping from his face as his fear start to make their way to his mind.
"C'mon just a few steps more!" he thought as he heard the sound of rustling bushes getting louder and faster. He turns toward the bushes to saw a demon leaped toward him. At his reflexes, he quickly rolled to avoid the oncoming slashes.
He quickly drew his gun and emptied his clips at the demon. He quickly rose to his feet as the demon lifeless body collapsed to the ground.
"Phew…close one" he said as he put his gun back to its holster. He stood up, brushing the dirt off his clothes, he said "man, just when things could get worse. It gets WORSE." Then he strode his way through the ruined door. As he inside the shop, his eyes widen in shock as he saw the shop was empty.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" he cursed as he wanders around the shop, checking all the cabinets and showcases. "THERE'S NOTHING IN HERE! AHHH! MAN! I'M FUCKED!" he then rested on a wall.
"When I thought things couldn't get worse…" he thought as he stared at the outdoors. The once crowded streets now empty. The only thing he could hear was the sound of his breath, trees, birds and sound of floating flyers.
"I'm exhausted…hungry…scared…I never felt things like this before."
Suddenly, a sound of woman crying echoed throughout the silent city and ended up in his ears. He snapped from his thought and said "Survivors? But, I thought everyone is already evacuated to the dome?" he rose up to his feet, scanning the shop once more. He set his sight on a night sticks.
"That'll do"
He hastened his steps toward the sound of crying.
"C'mon! C'mon! Where are you!" he muttered between his breath, he took a sharp turn toward an alley. He slowed his pace, the sound of woman crying setting louder and louder as he saw a silhouette of a woman.
He readied his baton "Hello, are you alright?" he asked. The woman just keeps crying, ignoring his question. "Hey, answer me" he shouted at her, though there's some fear in his tone.
Then, a sound of crack echoed in the air as he crushed a Box of cereals. The woman suddenly stopped crying, turning her head toward him. Her, Red eyes shone brightly in the darkness as she started to growl like a rabid dog.
"Are you okay?" he asked, slowly advanced toward her, he readied his Night sticks. As he just a foot away from her…
"KYAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!" the sound of her high pitched screams filled the air, forcing him to cover his ears.
"WHAT THE FU-"his eyes widen in fear as he saw the woman stood fully. Her sharp 2 inches long nails that ready to rip him to shreds, her hard breathing that sounded almost like an enraged dog, her clothing that used somewhat to a police officer adorned with a tag 'To protect and serve' now turned 180 degrees as she charged toward him.
Hans, turned 180 degrees and start running like a madman. "SHIT!" he cursed as he looked over his shoulder. "MAN! THIS JUST LIKE THAT GAME!" (1)
As he got on the open street, he heard a thundering engine noises coming from the street. He turned to saw a car that sped its way 150KM/H towards him.
"SHIT!" he cursed as he jumped in time to avoid the speeding car that rammed the lady that chasing him. The car swerved around the street and instantly stopped. Launching the lady into a store that collapsed as the lady hit the wall, burying her deep in the concrete.
He quickly turned toward the car, he saw a man, wearing a red jacket steps out off the car.
"Oh man…the paintjobs just finished yesterday!" the man whined while he rubbing the dent spot that located on his car.
Ultraviolet camara! I can't believe it! It the most expensive car around here! He thought in amazement and shock. (2)
The man then opened the trunk on his car and pulled out a sword that approximately 5 inches long with a skull shaped head like hilt. He drew his gun and start barraging the pile of concrete where the lady was buried.
The man twirls his gun, put it neatly on the holster, he said "Good dreams lady." He then slowly made his way toward Hans.
"Hey, kid. You got guts to startle a witch" he said as he offered him his hand.
Hans grabbed the man hand, he pulled him to his feet, turning, he said "I see you're managed to survive here. But, with that stick that you carrying…in 10 second you'll be toasted."
"Well, I'm run out of ammo. And where did you come from?" he asked while brushing the dirt off his shirt.
The man turned towards him and said "I'm just happened to pass by."
Hans furrowed, glaring at his Car and said "Well, how you got that car? As I know, that car is very expensive."
The man chuckled and said "That baby?" The man points his thumb at the car "Let just say…a friend gave me."
"A friend gave it to you? That means your friend is so damn rich that until he gave that Ultraviolet camara to you?"
The man frowned and said "Okay kid, enough for the Q&A." he then sighed and said "I see you have some guts kid. Strolling around in this demon infested city. If I were you…" The man turned and continued "I would become a demon hunter"
"Demon hunter? Wait, I heard that name from a game…you are Dante right?"
"10 for you, kid…" he said as he slowly advances to his car.
"Wait!" he called out "Can I come with you?"
The man raises his both hand to the air while shouting "Do what you want kid!"
He smiled in relieve as he followed the man to his car.
Hans took a seat besides the Drivers seat, he saw a pile of CD's on the Car dashboard. "Can't you be neater? Look! A pile of CD's scattered around the dashboard!" he commented.
The man took a seat, closing the door, put a sunglasses, he said "My car, my rules. If you don't like it, then zip it."
Hans grinned nervously and said "Can we just go right now?"
"I'd expect you to say that" He replied as he revved his car and Drive toward a huge tower.
Hans glaring at the windows, trees and building passed like a film roll, he mused about something...about his friend...his life.
"I'm not expect my life would be took a twist like this. This whole thing just feels like a dream...yet, a dream of a world you always wanted that turns out to be a nightmare." He then snapped out from his thought as he heard music that familiar to his ears.
"Wait...isn't this Audioslave? Revelations right? Oh man! I love this song!" he exclaimed cheerfully.
Dante grinned, while shifting the gear; he said "Actually, I have the full album, from the first album until Revelations. It's too bad that they broke up."
"Actually, where are we heading anyway?" he asked
"You see that?" he pointed at a huge tower that spiraling toward the sky; dark fog covered the base of the tower and ended on the top. "We are heading there"
"There? But, it was their nest!"
"And there, we will bury them. Oh, you can use swords and guns right?"
''Well, for swords...I even never wield one"
"Don't worry; I'm sure you will get a hang on it"
The sound of engine roaring filled the sky as they sped up toward the tower. Heading toward their certain doom...
(1) Reference to left 4 dead
(2) A Alternate brand of Chevrolet camaro(hey, this fic is in alternate universe right?)
Fardrake: Its done! Wohoo! Oh, if you guys wondering when the CoA would appear. Its still a long road. But, rest assured, they will appear...(of course is it! If they not appear, then this fic would not a CoA fic!)
Fox: Hey, buddy!
Fardrake: *Grab Fox's throat* Where's my wallet!
Fox: I*gasp*DON*gasp*KN*GASP*OW!
Fardrake: Don't you dare to fool me! You took my wallet didn't you!
Fox: I swear!*gasp*ARE*Gasp*YOU*gasp*INSANE*GASP*
Fardrake: SANITY IS FOR THE WEAK!
Fox: ACKK!
Fardrake: *took out a shaver* NOW ITS TIME FOR PAYBACK!
Fox:NOOO!
*sound of fur getting shaved*
A space marine enters the room, holding a heavy bolter in his hand
Space marine: HERETICS!
Fardrake: *turns to the marine* HERETICS? I'M GOING TO TEAR YOU LIMBS FROM LIMBS!
Space marine: COME AND GET IT!
Fardrake and the space marine clashed on hand to hand combat.
Fox: OKAY! THANK YOU FOR READING THIS CHAPTER! FOX OUT!*ran out off the room*