Chapter 2! So far only have 1 review, and my response is:

Damien: Yeah, don't expect this to be the same as my other series. This isn't gonna be sappy and rushed, but deep and...touching? XD

Cooldog196: Thanks for the offer! Yeah, I really hope that this'll go in some nice direction.

Previously on Naruto gets an assistant: Naruto is the Hokage, but hates how he's told to get an assistant and get married. But then Sasuke and Sakura find Usagi, who seems like the perfect match for him, and she's immediately whisked away to be his new assistant.

What will happen next? You have to read, of course. I own neither Naruto or Sailor Moon.

"Come to think of it, I don't ever remember signing her citizenship papers..." Naruto thought to himself. Usagi was putting a plant next to his desk. "Hey, Lord Naruto?" He cringed, not liking that name. "I told ya, just Naruto's fine."

"But you're the Hokage!Who am I to not show respect?"

"Well, then, as Hokage, I'm telling you to just call me Naruto." She pouted. "Okay, you win, Naruto. But, look! I got you a plant today! I hope you like it, Ino-chan said it'd be perfect for this room." 'Oh yeah, forgot that Ino knew about plants and stuff like that...' Naruto thought to himself, eying the plant. It was a bright green with leaves that slunk down, like it was depressed.

"What's wrong with it?"

"What's wrong with it? Don't say that to Plant-chan! Ino mentioned that he can look like that, but if he has enough love and care, Plant-chan will be happy!" 'Does she add -chan after everything?' Naruto thought, irked. She smiled kindly at the little plant. "I hope that it'll grow into a big strong plant someday..."

"I see...Well, can you give these papers to Sasuke? He needs this for some house lease or something." Usagi nodded and walked out the door with them. "Hmm...his house is...oh wait! I dunno where his house is." She looked around and spotted Sakura talking to some blonde lady.

"Sakura-chan! Do you know where Sasuke-kun's home is? I have to give him these."

"Oh, hey! Go down the Main Road, make a left at the Bakery, and you should see a big house, you can't miss it." "Thank you!" Usagi turned to go to Sasuke's house. "That's her?" Tsunade asked.

"Hmm?" "I signed the papers for her to be a citizen right before I gave up my position. From what Tsukigakure said, she's a scatterbrain that's very obedient and kind to those she cares for. Maybe if she cares for Naruto..." Sakura nodded.

"Ah, I see. Wow, Lady Tsunade! You really planned this one out!" Said lady just shrugged.

"Hey, why wait for that kid to make his move? You gotta do what you gotta do."

"*Knock Knock* Hello? Sasuke-kun? Are you here?" Usagi shifted from one foot to another. "Hello?" Suddenly the door opened to show an energetic pair of violet eyes followed by a pale body with long black hair.

"Hello?" Usagi blinked in confusion. Where was Sasuke, was this his sister or something?

"Um, hi. I'm Usagi Tsukino, the Hokage's assistant. He sent me to give these papers to Sasuke?" The lady frowned and snatched the papers. "Are you sure? How can I trust you? Are you one of Kaito's assistants instead?" The bunny waved her hands nervously.

"N-no! I'm just an assistant for Hokage Naruto! I'm not this Kaito person, just Usagi! I was born June 30, I love cake but hate carrots, I have a little brother whose 15, uh-" The lady put her hands up, annoyed.

"Ok, ok! You're not one of his assistants. Sorry, to trouble you, would you like to come inside? By the way, my name's Madoka."

I really, really had no idea how to introduce Madoka. I had in mind someone who kind of acted like Mikoto. But she came out more like an impatient and questioning Usagi. Darn! Anyways, I'm taking a break from my other story to work on this. Plus, it;s tough to pick a crossover pairing and think of a new plot for the oneshot :0

Mini preview: Madoka sighed and looked down. "No, that's entirely wrong. You see this Kaito man is my..." She started crying. "He's my uncle. And when I was only 13, he sold me into the slave trade business!"

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