A/N: Next Chapter! This is the fastest I've ever updated too.

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A looks of disgust and shock fill the room. "T-twenty??!! What the hell! You aren't even that hot! What kind of fucked up world is…" Ryan continued his rampage as Nicole hit him over the head and dragged him out of the room muttering 'pervert' under her breath.

"cough Slut." Ino was about to jump Sakura when Sasuke woke up and threw a kunai at Jon, which he caught. "Tsk tsk, what a poor sport." And Jonathan let loose a huge blast his of Dark Power, hitting Sasuke. The room then erupted into chaos. About ten minutes later, Jaide was behind Jon, Hinata still unconscious, Naruto in Kyuubi form, and everyone else either beaten or unconscious. Then a loud thud was heard as Jon was hit in the head with a bat. "Baka." Said Darcy-Chan.

"Get the fuck out!"

"Fine, baka."

Jon let out low growl but did nothing. Naruto used this advantage to try rasengan, but this was interrupted by Ryan, who apparently 'poofed' back. "Don't tempt him to bring out Niv Tigrim. Naruto didn't understand, but apparently it was bad if that happened. Jon got up and sat down, putting his helmet on his head. "This damned mess… fuck, I'm going upstairs."

"Suit yourself, pussy." Somehow Sasuke managed to survive Jon's blast.

"Die." And with that, Jon let out another blast and went up, muttering under his breath.

Descriptions/Pronunciations:

Niv TigrimNeeve Teegreem(Hebrew for 'tiger fang' and is Jon's sword.)

All Naruto Characters are wearing usual Shippuden clothes and shippuden ages.

Jonathan Shapiro: Age: 18

More: Full black spiked armor and helmet with black cape and A green Dark Alliance insignia on it. Niv Tigrim in its sheath on his left side. Short dirty blonde hair and yellow cat eyes with sharp canines.

Jaide: Age: 18

More: Will be coming soon.

Ryan: Age: 18

More: Will be coming soon.

Nicole: Age: 18

More: Will be coming soon.