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Sasori left the Akatsuki leader and his partner with full knowledge of what's gonna happen to them should something like this ever happen again. Now came the hard part. How do you tell the guy you just started dating he's pregnant? Sasori walked out of the dining room, into the hallway containing the bathroom. He was in time to see Tobi helping Deidara out, though Deidara was just as happy as he was before to see him.

"Hey danna!" Deidara said, pushing Tobi away and walking over to Sasori.

"Dei, I have to tell you something... Something we have to talk about in private." Sasori said, helping Deidara down the hallway back to their room.

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"Konan?" Pein asked, as the two walked away from the dining room.

"Yeah?" Konan replied, still shaken up from what Sasori did.

"If Sasori was that mad, what do you think Deidara's gonna do?" Pein asked, following Sasori's advice and praying to every deity that he could think of.

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"I'M WHAT!!" Deidara screamed, falling into Sasori's arms crying.

"Pein said there's some kind of chakra flow in our room that can make men pregnant." Sasori calmly replied.

Deidara's grip on Sasori's shoulders suddenly grew tighter, as the sculptor looked up at the puppet with death in his eyes.

"I'm gonna stuff clay into every orifice in his body then laugh when he explodes into a million pieces!! Then I'm gonna rip that blue haired bitch in half, have Kakuzu sew her back, then do it again!!" Deidara screamed, falling back into Sasori's arms crying.

"Calm down Dei, I had a little talk with them earlier, there's nothing for you to worry about." Sasori said, running his hand up and down his back.

"Danna, are we still together?" Deidara asked, his eyes full of tears.

"Dei, I would never leave you, especially now that you're pregnant." Sasori said, smiling.

"Damn, how am I even gonna, you know, have it?" Deidara asked, getting over his expression of grief.

"We'll probably have to give you a C-Section or something." Sasori said. Next to Kakuzu, Sasori was the closest thing to a medic-nin.

"Will it hurt?" Deidara asked.

"Uh... Maybe, we might knock you out first." Sasori answered.

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"So why do you think Sasori was so pissed?" Hidan asked his partner.

"Well, Deidara was hurting, and Pein obviously knew something about it." Kakuzu replied. "Why do you wanna know so bad?"

"Dunno, I mean, is Pein gay?" Hidan asked.

"He's the only one with a female partner, why would he be gay?" Kakuzu asked.

"Come on, him and Konan are like siblings, I don't really think they fuck." Hidan said, as they reached the corridor containing their room. "I mean, what if Pein did something to Deidara? That'd be just as fucked up has the doll fucking Deidara."

"If Sasori found out you called him a doll, There'd be two talking puppets." Kakuzu said, chuckling at his partners annoyance.

The two immortals then walked past the slightly ajar door to Sasori and Deidara's room.

"Kakuzu, lets spy on them!" Hidan whispered, creeping towards the door.

"You know if they catch us, they'll kill me and tear you up, and most likely leave you that way." Kakuzu said, arms crossed walking towards his albino partner.

"Then we won't get caught!" Hidan said, looking through the part open door with Kakuzu looming over him.

"Well I'm glad that I'm pregnant with you danna." Deidara said.

"Holy shit!" Hidan said, trying to restrain his laughter as he crawled away from the door with Kakuzu.

"Good fucking Jashin, the blond is pregnant, this is the funniest thing ever!!" Hidan yelled out in between laughter when they got back to their room.

"It's not that funny asshole, how would you like being pregnant?" Kakuzu asked.

"I'd raise the bastard Jashinist, and maybe not be alone with the right path!" Hidan said, pulling out his rosary.

"Don't pull that crap with me Hidan, I'm not converting to Jashinism." Kakuzu said, pulling off his hood/mask and sitting down to count a pile of money.

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"Danna, do think we can keep it personal, as long as we can?" Deidara asked, sitting down on the bed.

"Sure Dei, no one has to know about your pregnancy until we're ready." Sasori said, sitting down next to him, tossing his arm around Deidara's shoulder.