Ch. 2: Ryuk
Keroro picked up the notebook, and suddenly came face to face with a blue haired, black skinned being resembling a clown "U-uh hi, how ya doin' ummmm please don't kill me pleasepleasepleasepleaseplea se!" whined Keroro "If I wanted to kill you, I would have done so by now." retorted the beast. By the way, the name's Ryuk, the original owner of the notebook, or "Death Note" you hold in your hand- thingys right now. "Seriously, what are you? "Asked Ryuk. "HA! I am one of the proud frog people of planet Keron, and this planet is mine to conquer!" answered Keoro. "Very well" answered Ryuk, "The Death Note shall aid you in your quest, as the name implies, the Death note will kill anyone provided you have the person's name and their face in mind. "Whoa! So I can kill anyone!?" asked the incompetent Sgt. "As I said, so long as you write down their name while you have their face in mind. "HOT FROG!" Shouted Kerroro, "the fall of Pekopon begins here and now"
Later that day, news broadcast
Newscaster: Today various world leaders and major criminals mysteriously died of heart attacks, similar to the infamous "Kira" case from a few years ago "Kira" questioned Keroro. "Yes, the previous owner of this Death Note" laughed Ryuik, you would do well to-" Fuyuki walked into the house; "Hey Sarge, How's it going?" asked Fuyuki in his normal, cheerful tone. "Oh fine, just fine, I mean I'm DEFINITELY not hiding a notebook that kills people!" Answered a nervous Keroro. Okay, said Fuyuki, "but be on the lookout, they're saying Kira may have returned. "Who's Kira?" asked Keroro, trying to play dumb. "You see, a few years ago, major criminals started dying of random heart attacks, eventually, people figured out there was a guy who was causing this to happen through some kind of psychic power, his supporters dubbed him Kira, and pretty soon, everybody knew about this enigmatic killer, this went on for a few years, and one day, he mysteriously disappeared, to this day he remains one big mystery." Explained Fuyuki. "So, if I could convince people I was Kira, Pekopon would be under my thumb?" asked Keroro." "Only if you could get past the 10 gazillion government agencies that would all be after you, but it might be worth a try." answered Fuyuki.