"Um, with wha-"
"CCCAT! G..GET IT AWAY FROM ME!"
"What cat?"
"Really? Is the monster gone?"
"Well..."
"Ah, thanks for saving my life, mister. Phew, thought I couldn't make it. Yeah, forgot to introduce myself. Name's Cupa, nice to meet you. And you are?
"Uh..." This girl is making my mind run in circles.
"Just call me Cupa."
"Cupa. what a nice name. So-"
"What brings you out here human? I never imagined I'd see a human out here?" ...What? Is addressing me as a human some kind of joke or tradition in -these parts-? Where are these parts anyways?
"Actually, I'm not really sure... but I"
"Hey, you wanna camp out together. That fire looks mighty warm; I could never get the darn things to work myself."
"Wait wait wait, this is all happening so quickly. You don't even know my name. I'm J-"
"Heh, you should see your blushing face. Red as redstone"
"Ah, no. That's just the fire's lighting." Crap, this is too embarrassing to bare.
"Sure sure, anyways I'm gonna crash out here and if I see you try to run off, I'ma come find you."
And just like that, this Cupa person laid down and closed her eyes. This is wrong on so many levels. First of all, doesn't she have any sense of how dangerous it is to just fall asleep next to a random man like this? Secondly, isn't it really dangerous to fall asleep next to a crazy chick like this? I can't even tell if she was joking with that last remark. Regardless, I can feel my eyes betraying me. I must have been walking around for hours and this encounter has left me exhausted. I'll just... figure this out in the morning. Yeah, the morning. Maybe this will all go away or something.
She sure was cute though...
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