Lovino was woken up that morning by a round of hushed 'kesesese's. He rolled over in his bed and glared at the albino that had paused in his steps. The older boy was only half dressed and held a water balloon in one of his hands, but as he realized he'd been caught, a look of fright over came his features.
"Get the fuck out of my room before I kill you, you fucking potato bastard!" Lovino yelled as Gilbert turned tail and quickly ran out of the room. Lovino rolled onto his back and growled in his frustration as he ran a hand through his messy hair.
Feliciano's head then appeared at the door way and he smiled happily at Lovino.
"Fratello! We have to go to school soon! Hurry up and get ready!" The younger Italian said.
"Yea yea whatever. Just keep the damn potato bastards out of my room will ya?!" Lovino snapped, tossing the covers off himself and immediately being attacked by the cold air. Feliciano ve'ed in response then left the room, closing the door as he did.
Lovino sat on the edge of his bed, rubbing his eyes with his palms in hopes of waking himself up fully.
Feliciano hummed happily as he walked quickly down the stairs of the house. Ludwig was standing at the bottom waiting for him with a slightly confused expression on his face.
"What was the yelling about?" He inquired in his thick German accent.
Feliciano looked at him curiously for a moment then smiled in realization.
"Oh! I guess big brother Gilbert decided to prank Lovino again! He seemed really mad!" Feliciano said casually. Ludwig sighed and nodded in understanding. He was far too familiar with Gilbert's pranks. Though he'd think Gilbert would have known better than to prank the tempermental Italian by now.
Suddenly, they heard another scream from upstairs, making them look over in wonder as Gilbert suddenly came running down the staircase.
"See you at school little bro!" He said hurriedly as he passed Ludwig and Feliciano. Before either of them could question him though, he was already running out the front door to his car.
"That can't be good." Ludwig said, his expression weary.
After a couple more minutes of waiting, Lovino came stomping down the stairs, his hair dripping wet and face red with anger.
"Cazzo bastardo, io lo ha colpito con un oggetto contundente! Poi vedremo quanto gli piace a me scherzi!" Lovino muttered darkly.
"Ve~, fratello what happened?" Feliciano asked as he looked worriedly at Lovino.
"That fucking potato came into my room while I was getting dressed and threw his fucking water balloon at me!" Lovino yelled angrily.
Ludwig sighed.
"So that's why he was in such a rush to get to school..."
"Whatever! Let's just get the fuck out of here!" I can kill him later... He added in his head, stomping the rest of the way to the door and heading straight for Ludwig's car.
Gilbert stood outside the school with his two best friends, Francis and Antonio, laughing as he told them about hitting Lovino with the water balloon.
"Oh mi amigo, you should be nicer to Lovino." Antonio said shamefully, shaking his head and crossing his arms over his chest.
"Why? The kid's a total asshole to me." He said, waving him off.
"Oh he can't be that bad. From what you've told us about him he doesn't sound very mean. He's just kinda troubled, ¿no?"
Gilbert rolled his eyes at this.
"Pfft troubled my ass. He's just a douche, Toni!" Gilbert said defensively. "Anyways, you guys are coming over today right?"
"Oui mon ami, we'll head over right after school!" Francis said, Antonio nodding in agreement.
"Good. I'll let my bruder and them know not to disturb us." Gilbert said with a grin. He then looked over to the parking lot curiously as he heard a car pulling up and noticed it was his brother with the two Italians. Lovino got out of the car and slammed the door. When he looked up he immidiately made eye contact with Gilbert and growled.
"Bastardo maledetto patate ho intenzione di castrare, cazzo!" Lovino yelled. Gilbert's eyes widened, understanding half of what he'd said. His cocky smile quickly returned to his face though and he laughed.
"I'd like to see you try you tomato wichser!" He said tauntingly. Lovino growled in response and kicked him in the shin as he walked past him.
"I know where you fucking sleep bastardo!" He hissed then walked into the school. Gilbert scowled at him then looked back to Antonio.
"You still think the little fucker is just troubled?" Gilbert asked. Antonio only looked at Gilbert sheepishly with a light pink color dusting his cheeks.
Ludwig stared at his brother, a stern expression on his face and his hands placed firmly on his hips.
"Gilbert I don't want anyone from the mafia in the house. Feliciano doesn't need to be exposed to such things, especially Francis. You know he would be a bad influence on him." Ludwig said firmly. Though Gilbert just looked at his brother as if he had gone nuts.
"Francis is not a bad influence! He's a cool guy! And why are you so concerned about his influence on Feliciano and not Lovino huh?" Gilbert said, smirking at his brother. Ludwig blushed at Gilbert's questioning, but kept his face stern.
"Lovino is a bad influence on himself, and the people he has befriended aren't any better." Ludwig responded matter-of-factly. Gilbert couldn't help but chuckle, knowing it was true.
"Even so, Feliciano's not as innocent as you make him out to be Ludwig, he's just kind of ditzy is all. Anyways, they are coming over and you can't tell me no bruder. I'm older and more awesome than you, so I have more authority!" Gilbert said, grinning in victory.
Ludwig sighed and dropped his head slightly in defeat.
"Fine, but if Francis touches Feliciano they're gone."
"Kesesese! Oh he won't do anything bruder, you don't have to worry at all about you're little Italian lover!" Gilbert said teasingly. Ludwig's blush deepened in color, and he went to protest, but was too late as Gilbert had already walked off down the hall. Ludwig sighed once more and walked off in the opposite direction shaking his head.
Feliciano bounced happily through the doors of their large home, Ludwig and Lovino following behind him at a slower pace.
"Quiet down a bit Feliciano. I told you Gilbert was having some friends over today and I really don't think we should disturb them too much." Ludwig said tiredly. Feliciano looked over his shoulder at Ludwig and beamed.
"Ve~ okay Luddy! I will try my best!" He said, then started to walk toward the stairs before pausing and turning back around to look at them questioningly.
"Hey, you guys want some pasta?~" Feliciano asked, looking up as he started thinking about all the different kind of pasta's he could make. Ludwig sighed, but Lovino perked up slightly at the mention of pasta.
"Sure." He said dismissively, Lovino nodding quickly in agreement. Feliciano smiled wider at this.
"Ve~ I'll go start the water!" He said then hurried off to the kitchen with Ludwig following him.
"'Ey you better not touch my fratellino you krauty kraut!" Lovino yelled after them, then headed for the living room with a sigh.
"Oh Bonjour mon cher." A smooth voice greeted from the couch. Lovino's head snapped up at the sound and saw two men seated before him. One with medium length wavy blond hair pulled back into a pony tail and blue eyes. The other had short curly chocolate brown hair with the greenest eyes Lovino had ever seen. The man with the green eyes stared at him for a moment then smiled brilliantly.
"Hola! We are friends of Gilbert's. I'm Antonio and this is Francis, we were with Gilbert this morning, ¿te acuerdas?" Antonio said happily.
Lovino gave thought back to the morning then shook his head. Antonio's expression dropped slightly in disappointment.
"Uh well then, you are Lovino right?" He asked awkwardly. Lovino put his hand on his hip and leaned his weight on his right leg.
"Si." He said suspiciously. These two obviously knew of him, which meant Gilbert had talked about him before. He could only imagine the nasty things he'd told them and what their impressions of him were already.
"Well it's nice to finally meet you!" Antonio said happily, though Lovino wasn't conviniced by the nice guy act.
"Whatever." The Italian said, moving to the couch and plopping down in the free seat next to Antonio that had the armrest. He sat as close to it as he possibly could then grabbed the remote to the TV and turned it on.
Francis found it slightly annoying that the boy would stop on a channel and watch the show for about five minutes before deciding to change it, though he noticed that Antonio seemed quite content watching TV like that. Then he suddenly remember that it was the exact same way Antonio watched TV and nodded slightly in understanding as it clicked in his head.
Lovino glanced over at the two then looked back to the TV as he once again changed the channel.
"So why are you two sitting here in the living room and not up in Gilbert's room?" He asked curiously. Antonio looked over to Lovino then shrugged and turned his attention back to the tv.
"He told us to stay here while he grabbed some stuff from his room." Antonio said casually.
Lovino furrowed his eyebrows in irritation and looked at the Spaniard.
"That didn't answer my question at all bastard!" He snapped. Antonio thought it over for a moment.
"Well... He didn't really tell us why we had to stay here." Antonio responded sheepishly. Lovino frowned as he returned his attention to the TV, changing the channel again.
Oh mon dieu Gilbert dépêchez-vous ... Francis thought frustratedly as he dropped his head.
After that day, Lovino hadn't seen the Frenchman and the Spaniard for a few days, but that Saturday Lovino entered the kitchen to find Antonio seated at their island, playing Tetris on his phone. Lovino groaned.
"What the hell are you doing here bastardo?" Lovino said. Antonio looked behind him quickly then back to his game.
"Oh, Gilbert invited me over, but when I got here he told me he had to go out for a bit and to just come inside and make myself at home. He said he'd be back in twenty minutes, but it's already been an hour since then." He said. Lovino shook his head and went over to the fridge to find something to eat.
Dammit, we're out of tomatoes. Lovino thought, grabbing an apple instead, then sat on the bar stool next to the Spaniard. They sat in silence for a bit, the only sound being the crunch when Lovino bit into his apple as he watched the game of Tetris out of the corner of his eye, but when Antonio lost by running the snake into it's extremely long body he turned off the game and put his phone back in his pocket.
The silence continued for a moment longer, making Lovino feel slightly uncomfortable.
"So how are you Lovino?" Antonio asked kindly, a smile gracing his lips. Lovino looked at him oddly.
"Fine..." He said uncomfortably.
"That's bueno!" He responded chipperly. There was another moment of awkward silence that left Lovino wondering what to do with himself. Should he make conversation, should he leave, should he tell Antonio to leave? Before he could come up with an answer though, Antonio spoke up once more.
"I wonder what Gilbert had to run off to do." He said thoughtfully as he looked up at the ceiling curiously. Lovino shrugged slightly.
"He's probably off stalking that Hungarian girl from school that he likes." Lovino muttered.
"You know about Elizabeta?" He asked with a cheeky grin. Lovino nodded slightly.
"The potato bastard is always talking about her with the other potato bastard."
"You swear a lot don't you?" Antonio asked with a light laugh, suddenly changing the topic. Lovino shot a glare at him, though there wasn't much force behind it.
"You got a fucking problem with that?" He snapped. Though Antonio simply smiled and shook his head.
"No, I just find it kind of funny how you can work a curse into pretty much every sentence."
Lovino blushed and looked away from Antonio.
"I could curse a hellva lot more than that." He muttered, a little bit embarrassed.
"Gilbert says it only gets worse when you're mad. He said you'll even say swears just for the hell of it when you're angry." Antonio said with a chuckle. Lovino furrowed his eyebrows and looked at Antonio.
"What else has that potato sucker told you about me?"
They sat and talked for another hour before Gilbert finally got home. They talked about anything that came to mind, Antonio even sharing a few embarrassing stories with the Italian, which had gotten him a few smiles from the boy. They made fun of Gilbert some and teased each other. Though Antonio had done most of the talking, Lovino couldn't believe how much he had actually said. He hadn't talked that much since he met his friend Arthur, and that was just complaining about all the morons they knew. Lovino couldn't even remember ever having such a good time.
So when Gilbert had walked into the kitchen to retrieve Antonio, Lovino had actually been somewhat disappointed. Though Antonio had smiled at Lovino and told him that he hoped to talk to him again sometime then followed Gilbert out of the room, leaving Lovino in the kitchen by himself.
Lovino hadn't even realized that he was smiling till Feliciano had entered the kitchen.
"Ve~ Fratello why are you smiling?" He asked curiously.
Lovino looked at him oddly then frowned and turned away from his brother, a light blush dusting his cheeks.
"None of your goddamn business!" He snapped, then hurried out of the kitchen, telling his brother he was going to take a shower and ran up the stairs to his room.
When he had arrived in his bathroom he suddenly realized then that all he was wearing that whole time he was with Antonio was a black tank top and green boxers. He immediately blushed and bashed his head against the door, ranting about how much of an idiot he was.
Italian: Cazzo bastardo, io lo ha colpito con un oggetto contundente! Poi vedremo quanto gli piace a me scherzi! - Fucking bastard, I should hit him with a blunt object! Then we'll see how much he likes pranking me (When I typed this into google translate it asked if I meant "spanking" instead of "pranking" I was like "OH GOD NO!" XD)
Italian: Bastardo maledetto patate ho intenzione di castrare, cazzo! - God damn potato bastard, I'm going to fucking castrate you!
German: wichser - Fucker
Spanish: ¿te acuerdas? - remember?
French: Oh mon dieu Gilbert dépêchez-vous - Oh my god Gilbert hurry up
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