Yeah, I know, I haven't updated in a while, but who cares.
Yes, I wrote this last year, and I ended it on whatever date it says in the story... But hey, I'm a busy girl:(
Alright... disclaimer thing..
I doNOT own Inuyasha.. that'd be cool though.. heh heh..
Inuyasha: REDSKINS ROCK!
Suki: How do you know who they are?
Miroku: WHOOT! WHOOT!
Sesshoumaru: GO!
Kouga: RUN! RUUUUN!
Suki:... uh...
Inuyasha, Kouga, Miroku, and Sesshoumaru are watching the game..
Inuyasha, Sesshoumaru, Kouga, and Miroku: OH YEAH!
Suki:.. The game didn't even start...
Kikyou:... It's New Years Day... and what happened to me in the first chapter?
Sango: dunno... YAY!
Kagome: Let's celebrate!
Suki: WE CAN'T!
All the girls: Why?
Suki:... Well... WE CAN'T CELEBRATE WITHOUT THEM!
Kagome: Yes we can..
Sango: Yeah.. I celebrate a lot of things without them.
Kikyou: I have never celebrated anything with them...
Suki:.. WELL THIS IS MY FIRST NEW YEARS WITH YOU GUYS, AND I WANT ALL OF US TO BE SANE WHEN WE CELEBRATE TOGETHER!
Kagome: -thinking- How can we if YOU'RE not even sane?
Suki: -glare- That is the exact reason I used to hate you Kagome...
Kagome: -sweat-
Sango and Kikyou?
Suki: We need to do something about this! And quick!
Kagome: How? The phone number on the can is scratched off..
Kikyou: And it won't go away for a week!
Sango:... Yeah!
Suki: DANG IT! I HAVE HOMEWORK!
Everyone stares..
Suki:... uh... Sorry.. Well! We can find the phone number!
The girls: How?
Suki: WITH THE POWER OF TWO HOLY THINGS!
Sango: Ramen and.. the Internet?
Suki: You have learned well Sango...
Kagome: How did you know that the Internet is holy?
Sango: Well, this story IS on a site on the Internet, right?
Kikyou: Oh.. you're right..
Sango: AND!
Kikyou and Kagome: And?
Sango: THE iNTERNET ROX!
Girls: True...
Kagome: But why do we need the Ramen?
Suki: You'll see that later...
Kikyou:...
Suki: See? We'll just go to search for 'The phone number on the can of Shasta Shortz that we call if a perverted monk, or youkai/hanyou has drank it', and press 'google search'!
Everyone stares as the results come up...
Kikyou:... It didn't work...
Suki:...(reading) Tip: Save time by hitting the return key instead of clicking on "search"
Your search - The phone number on the can of Shasta Shortz that we call if a perverted monk, or youkai/hanyou has drank it - did not match any documents.
Suggestions:
Make sure all words are spelled correctly.
Try different keywords.
Try more general keywords.
Try fewer keywords.
Kagome: What should we do now!
Suki:... uh... wait!
Suki types something else in...
Suki: WHOA! (at the Shasta Shortz OFFICAL WEBSITE!) I didn't know that they had so many flavors! I want to get the bubble gum and cotton candy kind!
Inuyasha: (praying) Please give me strength to drink this holy drink..
Sango: I don't get it.. why is everything holy!
Miroku: (slowly walks over to Inuyasha with SHASTA SHORTZ COTTON CANDY soda)
Sesshoumaru: We are preparing to do the impossible, people! (holding a microphone)
Kouga: That's right Shifty! (same)
Girls: Shifty?
Kouga: You girls should really watch Band of Brothers sometime.
Sesshoumaru: Inuyasha here is about to drink as many Shasta Shortz sodas as he can! Right, Wild Bill?
Girls: ..Wild Bill?
Sesshoumaru: I agree with Kouga. Watch Band of Brothers... and get a life.
Kouga: That's right!
Sesshoumaru: Well! So far, Inuyasha has drank 198372 cans. Oh! Now it's 198373!
Girls: NANI?
Suki: 198373 CANS?
Kouga: OH! Now it's 198374! NO! 198375!
Inuyasha: I'm feeling kinda... funny... -crosseyed-
Miroku: YOU CAN DO IT BROTHER!
Sango:.. brother?
Kagome: WE HAVE TO FIX THIS BEFORE INUYASHA DETERIORATES!
Suki: How!
Kikyou: With all the sugar in that drink, Inuyasha's teeth will disintegrate, and SO WILL HIS BODY!
And now, Kagome, Kikyou, and Suki are all hugging, and crying like hell.
Those three: INUYASHA!
Sango:...
Sesshoumaru: OH! NOW MIROKU IS TRYING AS WELL!
Sango: O.O NOOO! (joins Suki, Kikyou, and Kagome in hugging and crying)
Suki: (suddenly gets up and runs to Inuyasha) INUYASHA!
Inuyasha: Is that you... Oh Mama! I finally came home after years of war! (hugs Suki)
Suki: Mama! (pushes him away) Ok, I DID appriciate the hug, but I AM NOT YOUR MAMA!
Sesshoumaru: (slowly walks over to Suki) YO MAMA!
Miroku: NO! YO MAMA!
Sesshoumaru: (turns to Miroku) YOU TALKIN BOUT MY MAMA!
Miroku: I AIN'T TALKIN BOUT MACARONI SALAD!
Sesshoumaru: OH! YOU ASKED FOR IT! (attacks Miroku)
Miroku: ACK!
Sesshoumaru: keh.. (walks away) YO MAMA!
Sango: HOUSHI-SAMA! Are you okay!
Miroku:.. i need...
Sango: Yes! What do you need?
Miroku: I need... I need... A FRENCH FRY! What am I going to do with all this ketchup? (holding ketchup)
Sango: (head slowly sinks down)
Inuyasha: THE BUTLER DID IT! (pointing at Kikyou)
Kikyou: N-nani!
Suki: T.T This is so depressing...
Inuyasha: YOU WILL PERISH MR. BUTLER!
Kikyou: MISTER! YOU CALLIN ME A MISTER!
Sesshoumaru: YO MAMA!
Kikyou: NO! YO MAMA! YO MAMA SO FAT THAT WHEN SHE WENT ON A SCALE SHE SAID "I WANT MY WEIGHT NOT MY PHONE NUMBA."!
Sesshoumaru: -GASP- YOU JUST DISSED MY MAMA!
Kikyou: SURE DID! AND YOU ARE EXACTLY LIKE HER!
Sesshoumaru: -GASP!- YOU JUST DISSED ME!
Kikyou: UH HUH!
Suki:.. This is.. retarded..
Inuyasha: GET 'IM SESSHOUMARU'S MAMA! GET 'IM GOOD!
Sango: STOP! STOP IT, ALL OF YOU!
Everyone stares..
Sango: Uh... uh... uh...
Inuyasha:... RAMEN!
Everyone.. still stares...
Kouga: Hey.. (wobbles in) You better stay away from that bathroom for a while... (drinking SHASTA SHORTZ)
Everyone: O.o
Suki:.. It's not New Years anymore...
Sango: You're right... it's January 12...
Kagome: THAT LONG!
Kikyou: Yeah.. It sure takes Suki a long time to write...
Suki: HEY! Wait... if it's 12.. and Inuyasha-tachi last drank the Shasta Shortz stuff on the 1st... wouldn't that mean that the stuff wore off!
Girls: Hmmmmm...
Inuyasha:... (back to normal) Wut?
Miroku: (Same) ... What just happened?
Sesshoumaru: (back to normal) ... -blink-
Kouga: (yuh) cough I'm confused...
Suki:.. Hey, where's Sesshoumaru?
Sesshoumaru: I'm right here you baka...
Suki: Sorry, I meant to say, "Where's Shippou?"
Everyone is looking around for Shippou, and after many seconds of looking, everyone just gave up...
Suki: Eh, who cares about him...
Sango:.. Now.. it's February 26...
Kikyou: Suki.. You really take a long time to write..
Kagome: Yeah..
Suki: Hey, I'm a busy girl:(
Inuyasha: (walks up to Suki).. uh.. why did I walk up to you?
Suki: oh! It's time for the second holy thing!
Sango: Ramen!
Suki: Yesh! (gives Inuyasha Ramen)
Inuyasha: YAY! (eatting)
Kagome: -glare-
Suki:.. If you glare at me one more time, Kagome.. I'll throw you outta here... -.-
Kagome:... :D
Suki:.. I have absolutly nothing else to write, and I guess i should end this now...
Sango:.. yeah..
Inuyasha: -blush-
Suki:.. You're blushing.. for no reason..
Inuyasha: Damn right I am!
Everyone stares...
Sesshoumaru:...
Suki:.. sure... HUGGY TIME!
Everyone except Sesshoumaru who did went, "..." Also, Miroku, who doesn't mind..: NO!
Inuyasha: DO WE HAVE TO HUG PEOPLE TOO!
Sesshoumaru:...
Suki: OF COURSE!
Kagome: NO!
Sango: BUT I DON'T WANT TO!
Kikyou: I'M ALLERGIC TO HUGGING!
Kouga: .. DO I GET TO HUG KAGOME!
Inuyasha: -glare-
Shippou: I DON'T LIKE HUGS!... okay, I do...
Miroku: I do too Shippou.. :D
Suki: Actually, I totally agree..I hate huggy time.. OH WELL! Everyone has to hug at least one person.. :D .. (just stands there) uh.. (hugs... Sesshoumaru) YAY!
Inuyasha: -glare-
Sesshoumaru: -.- let go of me.. and Inuyasha.. why are you glaring?
Inuyasha: ... -stop glare-
Suki: -let go- OK! SESSHOUMARU! HUG SOMEONE!
Sesshoumaru: no..
Suki:( please?
Sesshoumaru: no..
Suki: Why not..
Sesshoumaru: no..
Suki: -.- you suck..
Sesshoumaru: no..
Suki: FINE! BE THAT WAY!
Sesshoumaru: no..
Suki: HA!
Sesshoumaru: no..
Suki: Will you hug someone?
Sesshoumaru: no..
Suki:.. hm.. Will you not hug someone?
Sesshoumaru:... yes...
Suki: crap.. it didn't work.. :(
Sesshoumaru: haha.. fake laugh..
Suki:.. :( PLEASE!
Sesshoumaru: -.- no..
Suki: FINE! Inuyasha, hug someone!
Inuyasha:.. O.o why...
Suki: cuz.. It's HUGGY TIME! -.-
Inuyasha:... (looking around)
Kagome:.. :D
Kikyou: ...
Suki: HUG SOMEONE!
Inuyasha:.. uh.. I'll hug anyone besidse Kikyou or Kagome..
Kagome: WHY!
Kikyou:... -.-
Suki: THEN HUG SOMEONE!
Inuyasha: Okay... (looks over to Sango)
Sango:.. uh..
Miroku: (standing infront of Sango, foaming at the mouth) MINE!
Inuyasha: O.o
Sango: aw.. that's so sweet.. :)
Inuyasha: -.-.. hey, can I hug a guy?
Suki: It'll be gay, but sure!
Jakotsu: -GASP!- PICK MEE!
Everyone: O.o
Suki: LEAVE! (pushes out)
Inuyasha: uh... (looks over to Shippou)
Shippou:.. O.o NO! NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO!
Suki: lol
Inuyasha: -.- (Miroku)
Miroku: .. yes?
Inuyasha: O.o no..
Miroku:..
Inuyasha: (Sesshoumaru)
Sesshoumaru: Touch me, and you die..
Inuyasha: .. keh.. like I would even wanna.. -.-
Sesshoumaru: -glare-
Inuyasha: -glare-
Sesshoumaru: -glare-
Inuyasha: -glare-
Sesshoumaru: -glare-
Inuyasha: -glare-
Sesshoumaru: -glare-
Inuyasha: -glare-
Sesshoumaru: -glare-
Suki: It's a glare fight!
Inuyasha: -glare-
Sesshoumaru: -glare-
Inuyasha: -glare
Sesshoumaru: -glare-
Inuyasha: -glare-
Sesshoumaru: -glare-
Inuyasha: -glare-
Sesshoumaru: -glare-
Inuyasha: -glare-
Sesshoumaru: -glare-
Inuyasha: -glare-
Sesshoumaru: -glare-
Inuyasha: -glare-
Sesshoumaru: -glare-
Inuyasha: -glare-
Sango: OK!
Suki: INUYASHA! HUG SOMEONE!
Inuyasha: (looks at Kouga) O.o
Kouga: o.O No...
Inuyasha:.. I don't wanna hug anyone here..
Suki:.. -.- you didn't even look at me..
Inuyasha:.. well.. I don't want to hug you..
Suki:... :(
Sango: aww.. you made Suki sad.. :(
Kikyou: It's okay Suki.. :(
Kagome: heh heh heh...
Suki: THAT'S IT! (throw Kagome out the window) I OFFICIALLY HATE YOU AGAIN!
Kagome: -.- fine, I'll just go home..
Suki: .. :D
Kagome: (leaves)
Inuyasha:.. -blink-
Suki: HUG SOMEONE! NOW THAT KAGOME IS GONE, YOU CAN HUG KIKYOU!.. OR ME!
Inuyasha:.. wth.. (hugs Kikyou)
Kikyou: RAWR! (kills Inuyasha)
Suki: O.O
Sango: O.O
Miroku: O.O
Kouga: yay!
Sesshoumaru: lol
Shippou: O.O
Kikyou:.. O.O!
Inuyasha: X.x
Suki: WAH! INUYASHA DIED:(
Sesshoumaru:... (just standing there)
Suki: WHAT ARE WE GOING TO DO!
Sesshoumaru: (now standing next to Suki)
Suki: ISN'T THERE A WAY TO REVIVE HIM OR SOMETHING!
Sesshoumaru: (right next to Suki)
Sango:.. is he actually suggesting that we revive him?
Kikyou: I think he feels sorry for Suki.. :D
Sango: aw..
Sesshoumaru: -glare- shime..
Sango: O.o
Kikyou: I'm already dead..
Sango: I thought you said that in this fanfic you're not dead..
Kikyou:.. I lied..
Suki:.. -light bulb- -GASP!- SESSHOUMARU!
Sesshoumaru:..
Suki: If you revive Inuyasha, I'll be your best friend!
Sesshoumaru:..
Suki:... I'll give you ketchup?
Sesshoumaru:...
Suki:.. You won't have to hug anyone?
Sesshoumaru:...
Suki:.. you DO want to hug someone! Wow..
Sesshoumaru:... (revives Inuyasha using TENSEIGA!.. omg.. did i spell that wrong! O.o)
Inuyasha: (alive).. hi..
Suki: YAY!
Inuyasha:..
Suki: Okay, let's continue huggy time.. SANGO!
Sango:... (hugs Miroku)... -.- -slap-
Miroku: .. :D
Suki: Kikyou!
Kikyou:... (hugs Inuyasha)
Inuyasha: O.o
Kikyou: -let go- -.-
Suki: MIROKU!
Miroku:... :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D (hugs and gropes Sango)
Sango: houshii-sama.. -.-
Miroku: yesh?
Sango:.. -SLAP-
Miroku:.. :(
Suki: Shippou!
Shippou: (hugs Suki)
Suki: yayness:D Kouga..
Kouga:... Hey, you look like Kagome.. (hugs Kikyou)
Kikyou: o.o
Suki: We're done now, right?
Inuyasha: Hey, is Kagome ever coming back?
Suki: Nope!
Inuyasha:.. cool...
Everyone stares..
Suki:.. okay.. i have nothing else to say.. and this is REALLY dull...BYE!
Everyone:. bye?
Suki: Yes, bye.. BYE!
I know, abrupt end.. WHO CARES! MUWAHAHAHAHAHA!
Inuyasha:...
Sesshoumaru:...
Kikyou:...
Kouga:...
Shippou: Why are we all going, "..."?
Sango:..
Miroku:.. must.. grope...
Suki: OKAY! TIME FOR THE MINI STORY AT THE END OF THE CHAPTER THAT MAKES NO SENSE!
The Mini Story at the End of The Chapter That Makes No Sense
Suki: -whistle-
Shippou: Hi Suki. Can I have a hug?
Suki: Sorry Shippou, but I can't hug you.
Shippou: Why not?
Suki: Cuz... I hate you.
Inuyasha: HAHAHAHA!
Suki: -blink-
Shippou: -cries-
Sango: Poor Shippou... -hugs Shippou-
Sesshoumaru: hey... did you notice that everyone that talked so far has a name that starts with an S?... except Inuyasha?
Inuyasha: Yeah, cuz I'm SPECIAL!
Shippou: -GASP!- THAT'S AN S WORD TOO!
Inuyasha:... that's.. great?
Sango: This make absolutly no sense.
Suki: Did you read the title?
Sango: -blink-
Suki: The Mini Story at the End of The Chapter That Makes No Sense
Sango:.. oh.. I knew that.. :)
Inuyasha: I feel so alone..
Kouga: HA!
Inuyasha: Okay, now I don't...
Kouga:.. oh.. (leaves)
Inuyasha:.. HA!
Kikyou:.. Inuyasha.. come.. to hell.. with me...
Inuyasha: NO WAY WOMAN!
Kikyou:(
Suki: aww.. you made her sad.. (hugs Kikyou)
Kikyou: shime...
Suki: O.O (gets away)
Miroku: GROPEY TIME!
Everyone stares...
Miroku: If Suki can say it's huggy time, can't I say it's gropey time?
Everyone: no.
Miroku: I hate you all... Except you Sango.. (grabs Sango's hands)
Sango: That's nice...
Suki: Okay.. I have to eat lunch, so I'm gonna end this little mini story and submit this thing.
Everyone else: Yeah, sure.
Suki: Okay. Bye..
-The End-
Also, PLEASE! PEOPLE WHO MAY READ THIS, PLEASE REVIEW:(
k.. bye.. lol