For those of you who aren't familiar with the Japanese terms for some of the words used in Inuyasha, here's a little guide:
Yokai/Youkai- Demon
Hanyo/Hanyou- Half-demon
Osuwari- Sit
Shikon no tama- Shikon jewel
Miko- priestess
Hoshi- monk
Taijiya- demon slayer
Chapter 2
"Oh yeah..." said Inuyasha.
Miroku walked back into the small living room, his face coated in sweat from running. "Did I miss anything?" he said with a grin.
"Nope," Sango replied. "And now it's your turn to dare someone."
"Ok," he said. "Now, who hasn't gone yet?... Sango! Truth or dare?"
Either way, it's gonna be embarrassing... Sango thought. "Um... truth?"
"If you had a choice, would you date me or Inuyasha?"
This is basically telling everyone who I like! she thought yet again. But she knew what her answer was and she said it with no hesitation. "You."
"Yay! Sango, will you go out with me?"
"Um... sure, but isn't this a bit... sudden?"
"Yup, but I want to go out with you. Is Thursday at three okay?
"Yeah."
"Okay, everyone, enough with the relationship talk!" Kagome interrupted. "It's time to play "Pin the Tail on the Inuyasha!"
"W-w-what? Hey!" Inuyasha asked.
"To play, first we have to convince Inuyasha to be cooperative."
"Oh, so we're using the actual Inuyasha?" Miroku asked.
"Yes. And you should probably go change; you don't want to be wearing my old school uniform all day, Miroku," Kagome said.
"Hey, Kagome, you can't do that!" Inuyasha exclaimed at the woman.
"Oh yes, I can! Do you need a little... help... being persuaded?"
"No, and you can't go taping little doggie tails to my ass!"
"I bet I can convince you in less than five syllables. Do you know how?"
"You wouldn't dare..."
"Yes, I would. O..."
"Hey!"
"Su..."
"Stop it!"
"Wa..."
"Kagome!"
"RI!" Inuyasha crashed to the floor, his head buried in the carpet. "Nygh..."
"Are you convinced now?"
"H-hai, Kagome..."
"Ok, anyway, it doesn't matter, I wasn't going to actually use you anyway... Sango? In my bedroom there's a large cardboard cutout of Inuyasha. Can you grab it for me?"
"Sure!" Sango disappeared down the hall again and emerged with a life-sized cardboard replica of Inuyasha. "Here it is!"
"Ok, thanks! Miroku!"
"Yeah?" came a voice from the bathroom.
"Are you done changing yet?"
"Yeah."
"Will you come out now?"
"Sure." Miroku stepped out of the bathroom, his hands behind his back.
"Miroku, can you set up this cardboard Inuyasha statue-thing?"
"Yeah, just let me get something to eat first," he said while inching off to the kitchen.
"That man..."