Episode Two, Music Blues.

Tucker and Caboose were laying silent on top of the Blue base watching the blank Blue sky until Tucker spoke up,

"I'm bored."

"Me to…… I KNOW WHAT I'M GOING TO DO!!!"

"What's that Caboose?"

"I bet Church would love to play frizz be with me!"

"I'm sure he would. Now go ask him and don't come back."

"Okay Tucker!" While running off to Church Tucker laughed at Caboose's positive attitude. Tucker rolled his head back up to the blank sky again.

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"Church!!!" Caboose screamed for Church startling him in Tex's room.

"Hide me!!!"

"Screw you! Hide yourself!"

"Fine! I will!" He ran into her closet door and shut the door as Caboose ran in.

"Where's Church!!? I need him to play frizz be with me!!"

"Closet."

"Come on Church! Wait we're playing hide and seek!! You count I'll hide!!" Sighing Church tripped out of her closet causing Tex to laugh. He shot her a nasty look getting up and dusting off.

"Good. Go hide and I'll count to three thousand."

"Okay!"

"1,2,3,4. He stopped when Caboose walked out.

"Thanks for giving away my position to the enemy Tex."

"Anytime."

"I bet so. Where's your kids?"

"Oh them. Down in the kitchen."

"Mine to. Wait. Do you think they're having a meeting to plan total takeover?"

"You're a dumb ass."

"No I'm serous."

"Get out of here.:"

"Fine! But your hanging with evil masterminds."

"Just get out of here."

"Fine."

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"Simmons! Grif! Meeting!!" Sarge shouted to his privates as the Simmons walked out Grif slightly behind him

"What Sir?"

"Do you remember when Vic tricked us into signing into that kid training program?"

"Yes I believe I do sir."

"Those dirty Blues signed up to and they are training the kids to do their evil Blue plans!!"

"Uh. Sarge permission to speak freely?" Grif asked confused.

"Permission denied!" Grif only sighed and looked at Simmons.

"Good luck."

"Shut up dumb ass. So what are we going to do sir?"

"I want you to find the kids and rescue them from a life of Blue enslavement!!"

"Sounds like a suicide mission." Pointed out Grif to the rest of his teammates.

"Well no kidding dip shit."

"Just saying."

"Shut it dead man. I want you and Donut to rescue while me and Grif distract them from outside while you guys sneak in!"

"Why can't I come with Simmons!?"

"I need you for cover!"

"I hate you."

"Sounds like a great plan sir!"

"Kiss ass." Grif mumble as they finished.

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"Tucker look what we got fro command!!" Church said walking up to him on the ground.

"Another IMP?"

"No. Harmonicas! No we have a new way to annoy each other!"

"Cool!" Tucker yanked it out of Church's hand and removed his helmet and began to play it horrible making Church cover his ears.

"That's enough for you." Yanking it from Tucker's hand Tex walked up.

"What are you guys doing and what was that screech?"

"Oh command sent us some more stuff."

"You mean another IMP?"

"No. Harmonicas!!"

"Oh boy I'm so excited."

"Do you know how to play?" Tucker asked curious.

"Of course. Let me see that." She yanked it from Church's hand and started playing nicely.

"I had no idea my ex knew how to play."

"Does it matter?"

"Not really."

"Hey Blues!! Today is a great day to lose!!" Sarge shouted with Grif next to him.

"Yeah I would much rather die now!"

"Are you sure Reds?!"

"Yeah now get down here and fight dirt bag!!"

"I'll get him right in between the eyes with my rifle!"

"I'd like to see that."

"I'll so you!" Firing the rifle he missed terribly.(Normal.)

"Good luck Church. Come Tucker lets go get our guns."

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"Come on Donut."

"I'm here agent Simmons."

"Be quite." They spotted Tex and tucker talking and entering the armory.

"Hurry Donut!"

"That's agent Donut!"

"Whatever lets sneak past." As they pasted the armor unnoticed a kid spotted them.

"Intruder!" The boy screamed alerting Tex and Tucker. Donut and Simmons heard a gun cock only to turn around and find Tex and Tucker pointing their guns.

"Looks like we have a couple of prisoners." Smiling Tex cocked her gun again.

"Move it."

"Sarge is going to be pissed." Donut said while Tex hit them in the back as they walked.

"Don't remind me."

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"I think Simmons and Donut are taking forever."

"Shut it meat bag!"

"Did I mention we are so getting our asses kicked?"

"Shut it or I'll use you as a meat shield!"

"Shutting."

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"Caboose we are so getting our asses kicked."

"We need Tex to scare them away with her meanness!"

"For once I agree Caboose."

"Hey Reds! I'm giving you one chance to surrender before I call Tex!!"

"Why would we surrender!? We attacked you!!"

"Uh.. Because Tex will kick your asses to Mars!!"

"He has a point Sarge."

"We surrendered last time! Its your turn this time!"

"No! It was you! Besides I can get Tex to kick your asses to Mars! Plus my reinforcements have arrived!" As he said the last sentence Sheila came up behind them.

"Hello Reds."

"Uh Sarge."

"Retreat!!" He yelled on the radio and out loud

"Ah! I'm to young to die!!" Grif yelled running slightly with Sarge back to the base.

"Perfect. Thanks Sheila."

"My job Church."

"Yeah."

"No really."

"I know. Where the hell did Tex and Tucker go?" Tex then strolled out casually.

"Where have you been?"

"Some of the Reds were sneaking into our base. They won't confess to what they were doing in the base though."

"Well good job catching them. Now lets go take a look."

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"Simmons? Donut? Where in Sam hell did they go?"

"I…… Think…… They….. Got…… Captured." Grif suggested.

"I hate to say this and I mean really do, but I think your right."

"So what are you going to do?"

"We need to rescue them of course! And ASAP! I hate being here with you!" As he said that Lopez walked up.

"I'm here old man." He spoke only in Spanish.

"I agree! Grif is a dirt bag!"

"Sarge are we going to save them so I can get back to doing stuff."

"Like what?"

"Nothing."

"Then lets go fight them then make them surrender!"

"That didn't work ten minutes ago and its not going to work now."

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"Okay you filthy Red! What were you doing in my base."

"Nothing."

"Spit it out you kiss ass or I'll pull Tex on you." Simmons looked at Tex cracking her fist then back at Church.

"Uh… Stealing…Blankets."

"I'm giving you one more chance." Glaring at Tex again he noticed her smiling cracking her fists again. As Simmons looked he started sweating.

"…. Stealing the kids!"

"The kids? Why?"

"Sarge thinks you guys are training them to help you."

"No."

"What do you mean no?"

"Vic tricked us into that dumb training program. We can't even get them to listen to Tex."

"Oh. So are you going to let me go?"

"Hell no!! We might be able to get something out of you guys! Like… Cake! Or… Ammo!"

"Donut."

"Yeah Simmons?"

"Kill me."

"No. Sarge to-"

"Shut it prisoners!!! Tucker your on guard duty with Tex.

"Uh.. Okay." So that Tucker would be scared Tex was cracking her fists at Tucker.

"Uh.."

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"Hey Blues!"

"Church the mean Red guys are here!!"

"So you figured out about your teammates?"

"Yeah! And we want them back!"

"Oh you do? I'm sure we can work out something. Like… Cake and ammo?"

"You can have the cake!"

"Is it chocolate or vanilla!?"

"Vanilla!!"

"Okay!"

"But I wasn't done eating that cake!"

"Shut it dead man!"

"And what about the ammo?!"

"What kind do you want?!"

"What? Uh!… Sniper and SMG!!"

"All man. Go get some ammo dirt bag."

"Fine." Grif sighed walking away.

"And the cake!"

"Got it."

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"Tex I need you guys to move the prisoners outside." Church said while stepping in.

"Why?"

"Me and the reds negotiated a deal and we're trading the prisoners for some vanilla cake and ammo."

"Cake!!?"

"Sorry Tex."

"God you people are dumb asses."

"Yes, but some of us are dumber and some us are more handsome."

"God you're an ass."

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"Now you send over the cake we send over Donut."

"Just start you dirty Blue!"

"Fine! But you don't have to get testy!" They then gave the Blues Donut's cake and the Reds Donut.

"You gave them my cake!"

"Shut it Princess Peach."

"Its not PINK!!"

"Shut it powder puff! Simmons!"

"Coming sir!" He said as Grif gave them the ammo.

"Lets let this these filthy Blues recover. And enjoy the cake in its delicious goodness."

"Grif your drooling under your helmet!"

"Shut it kiss ass."

"Good to hate you to dumb ass."

"Come on Simmons! Its almost noon! You know what that means!" Sarge said looking at Grif with an evil smile. Then he started running as Sarge chased him with his shotgun.

"Noooo!!! Simmons!!"

"Forget it."

"Donut!? Old buddy old pal!?"

"Nope."

"Sarge!!!"

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"Well now its time to focus on training these kids what we know." As Church noticed the Reds Tex commented,

"And that would be?"

"Ha ha."

"I'm serous."

"I know." He started to continue when Tex started to play a harmonica. Church looked at her surprised by her slacking and frowned in surprise as they sat on the top of the base with their legs hanging off. Then Tucker joined in playing semi good and then Caboose great. Church started to listen and swaying back and forth as Sister started playing and Jr. and the kids started singing to the tune. Church joined in then at the end Tex pushed him off of the base again and everyone laughed as they heard a crashing noise again.

"Not funny."

End Episode Two.