Chapter 2 of my story... As long as I get 1 review on each chapter, I will update as soon as I am notified. I figure, as long as there's one person who cares enough to say something, there's a reason to keep updating. Enjoy!
Chapter 2
That stupid Zim.
I don't know how he can still act like he doesn't know me, after all these years of being Dib's lame friend. Sometimes he seems to be genuinely interested in my life, almost like he cares. Unfortunately, it's just not true. Every time I actually start to inch in closer to him, or start to ask why he cares about me, he just starts to stutter and he bolts up to Dib's room or the kitchen, claiming he's forgotten something.
Idiot.
It has to be obvious by now how much I like him…stupid me.
I don't even know how it started. Maybe it was when he started coming over all the time to hang out with Dib. Maybe it was the first time he stayed over to watch Mysterious Mysteries with us, and I realized how he was my one and probably only chance at achieving my dream.
I never hated Mysterious Mysteries. Sure, I told Dib that I did to make him feel bad about being a dweeb, but I lied. In a weird way, I kind of loved that show, mainly the parts about aliens. I've always hated Earth. I hated all of it: the leaders of all the countries down to the annoying screaming baby that lived next door. I wanted to go far, far away from all this stupidity and I figured the best way to do that would be to get abducted by aliens. That, or kill myself, and since I wasn't much for self-harm, I decided I liked the first option better.
I waited my whole life for them to come, but they never did. Not until Zim. So I guess I really did start liking him that night, the night I looked over at his face—rigid with concentration on the T.V. program—and realized how badly I wanted him to take me away.
Not gonna do a disclaimer every single chapter. One should suffice. I'm pretty sure Nickelodeon doesn't really care what we do, considering they ousted the show in the first place.
Anyway, just letting you know, I got like, 8 chapters already waiting for your tasty shlorr-beast reviews!
Thanks for reading, till next time filthy hyoomans!