Earth is finally conquered
By Fancypants 66
Chapter Two
I told you that it would get better, and it will…
"I think that we know you. Zim, is it?" asked Zösky.
"That's me!" said Zim. "What's it to you, you walking hot-dog?"
"WHY, YOU LITTLE…" Zösky started, but then realized what was going on. If he and Kaput would conquer the Earth, they would need a little assistance. Impudent thought he was, Zim knew this world much better than Kaput and he did. So he started as sweetly as possible. "I mean, uh, we need a bit of help. I see now that you know who we are, so I'll get straight to the point: each of us knows who the other is and we each know what the other wants to do; conquer Earth. We can help you with that, but only if you help us."
"A wise choice assisting the noble Irken Empire, creature." said Zim in a lofty voice. "You shall be rewarded in a-wait, what's in it for you?" he stopped abruptly.
"We just want to conquer the Earth" said Kaput. "That and a taste of the spoils. Fair enough, maggot? I'm sorry; I can't stop calling people 'maggot'"
"OK, but fix my robot first" said Zim.
"Done deal" said Zösky. "That's really Kaput's department. He's a whiz with technology"
"Really?" asked Zim. "Funny, if he's so good with technology, I'd have expected him to make a hair styling machine for his weird looking cowlick-thing"
"OK, now he's starting to make me mad!" yelled Kaput.
"Take it easy, Kaput." said Zösky, with a dry smile on his face. "That's no way to behave with our…new partner."
And with that, the four of them (including the now repaired Gir) put their hands in a bunch; "Break!"
I told you it would get better… and it will! But how will the Tallest take this news? I guess you'll find out, won't you?