Author's Notes: Obligatory ownership notification, Yeah copyrights to Glee I don't have. Seasons 1 to 4, I do have on DVD and a receipt to Season 5 on DVD. Tonnes of music and other things. Other than borrowed words from the show, this story is still mine.
Muse Inspiration: Does that mean the same thing? Someone wanted a Straight Sebastian Smythe in Season 6, so here is my attempt at making this possible.
Thanks: Really great thanks for Mr GG's parents at giving us a quality hunny who plays Sebastian Smythe in the series, and a bigger thanks to God for all that He's given us as being possible.
As Straight as Sebastian Smythe ~ Chapter 2.
Time for her to put her cards on the table, and call a spade, a spade.
"… you, Sebastian, are as straight as a thirty centimeter ruler."
~ 24:17 ~
Sebastian couldn't help from flushing even redder at that comment, still he had to debunk it. "Excuse me, do I know you? How dare you make such an assumption. I'll have you know …"
"Take it easy, …" Not one to have an argument so soon, she needed to quell this brewing fire. "I have a great gay-dar, and you are not moving the needle."
"Pardon?" Even more flustered, because may be there's a good reason her gay-dar wasn't picking up things from him, not that he wanted her or anyone else to know.
"Why are you even here? I've been watching you a while, and the guyz you're trying to pick up are way out of your league."
"I'm waiting for some friends."
She sips her drink and points to the door. "Are they them?"
Blaine and Kurt walk sluggishly into the bar. Their id's are checked, Kurt pockets his id and grabs Blaine's hand. Walking behind, hand held tight in Kurt's, Blaine leans in to talk in Kurt's ear. They point around the room and make comments about what they see.
"I'll leave you to your friends then." She tells Sebastian, "I'll be over here if you need me." She removes the pink umbrella and sucks her drink through the straw.
Turning back to her, he nods appreciatively and then turns back to watch Blaine and Kurt approach. "Thanks." Is all Sebastian can manage.
This get together with Blaine and Kurt was unnerving enough, without some chick blowing his cover.
Feigning excitement, Sebastian smiles wide and grabs the drinks the bartender hands him. "Boyz lovely to see you. A beer for Blaine, and for Kurt a Shirley Temple, with extra cherries. I hear you're the designated driver, like all the time. Cheers boyz, here's to the glamorous life."
They clink glasses and sit alongside him. A few polite conversations down, Blaine talks in Kurt's ear and they share a knowing look. "Sure Blaine, I'm sure Sebastian would love a dance with you. Go, have fun."
"Sebastian, would you like a dance?" Offering his hand to Sebastian, Blaine's insistent and grabs his before it's even offered.
"Um, yeah sure." He throws Jemima a 'Help me, if I need you', look, and she nods to him.
After some twirls and jigging on the spot, Sebastian looks around as he dances with Blaine. Blaine on the other hand, oblivious to Sebastian being uncomfortable, continues dancing around him. Enjoying teasing Kurt with his flirtatious ways with Seb.
Kurt, is none too impressed. Biting his straw, throwing daggers at Blaine, who's soaking them up and ignoring as well. Sebastian's oblivious to the pairs annoyance and in-house arguing.
"You better watch your boyfriend." Jemima sits alongside Kurt. "I'll have another drink please?" She asks the bartender.
"Excuse me?" Kurt turns to her, annoyed at having his eyefest interrupted.
"Well, he clearly likes Sebastian. But I don't think Sebastian has the same interest."
"And you are?"
She extends her hand, "Hi, I'm Jemima. I'm Sebastian's girlfriend."
"You're his what?" Kurt looks over to the dancers, questioningly to Sebastian and nods to Blaine to finish the dance. Blaine takes this as an opportunity to grab at Sebastian's hips and pull him closer in.
Sebastian looks toward the bar, sees Jemima talking with Kurt, who doesn't look pleased. He feels Blaine pull at him, he automatically wraps his hands around his neck, so as not to lose balance.
The music is wonderful, the party atmosphere intoxicating with the beats. It started out as a difficult night for Sebastian, but he's feeling relaxed now. A few more sways and turns, but if he could be honest, really, really honest, feeling Blaine's hands on him, dancing so close, is really making his stomach turn.
He yells for Blaine to hear, "I think I'm all done in." He pushes at Blaine to part, but the song hasn't finished and Blaine has no intentions of finishing his dance until the music stops.
Jemima closes in to Kurt's ear, "Don't tell Sebastian I told you. He wants our relationship kept quiet for now."
"Really. I didn't know anyhow." Putting his glass down, looking around at Blaine in annoyance and tapping his watch arm. "We didn't think he was gay, he asked us to come here you know?"
"He doesn't know what he is. We're working to help him through this difficult time."
"Do you really think you should be telling me this?"
"Yes, because I wouldn't want your boyfriend getting too mixed up with him."
"Well, just to let you know. I won't tell anyone then." Eyebrows furrowed and looking intently into her eyes. Kurt slaps the bar, turning back to the dance floor. He raises his chin, turns his back on the dancers, the game he and Blaine play, beginning to annoy. "So do you come here often?"
"Yes, the people here are welcoming. We feel accepted, and it's not as rowdy as some of the other clubs."
"You don't feel like you're being judged? You know, with being straight in a gay bar?"
"No, we don't pay attention. Some people think he's gay, and some think I'm … you know. They think we're each other's beards."
Blaine and Sebastian bump hips, Blaine raises his arms while Sebastian pretends to pull on ropes around Blaine's hips.
"That seems pretty difficult."
"No, it's fine. It's actually comforting."
"Your accent is British, isn't it?"
"Yes, I'm from south London." She raises a glass to him. "Here's to life and love."
He clinks his with hers, "Yes, life and love."
Having had enough of this game, Kurt sucks his straw and looks over to see Blaine dancing on an angle and his feet moving hurriedly to the beat. "Excuse me, I need to rescue my boyfriend."
The music is thrumming hard, and the singer yells OOOOHHH BABY! Kurt jumps up, takes a few steps and shimmies between Sebastian and Blaine. He moves possessively, twirls Blaine around, turns back toward Sebastian and mouths in no uncertain mistaken way, "You can fuff off now."
He doesn't wait for a reply, he turns back to Blaine and dances him backward away from Sebastian.
Sebastian just stands there, perplexed, but also hugely relieved. He looks around and sees Jemima waving him over.
Making it back to the bar, "Well, that was short lived."
"Really, you were out there a long time. Did you have fun?" She asks, all innocent and sweetly.
"Somewhat." He picks up the beer she ordered for him. "Thanks, actually it was really nice to see a familiar face, after being cut off like that."
"Well, cheers to nice familiar faces."
He lifts his glass to clink with hers. Putting his glass back down, he looks up and sees Kurt and Blaine exiting the bar.
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