[Hello, this chapter is gonna be really short, and I yet again apologize for my grammar, the first entry had more errors and I went back and fixed some.
Ranma 1\2 is a work of Rumiko Takahashi.]
Before the arrival of the cat spirit at the Neko hanten… a small black piglet wearing a yellow with black spots bandana, was walking slowly under the rain, grunting.
*Damn Ranma, when I turn human I'll make you pay! * Thought Ryoga angrily, while in his pig form.
''Well well, look who we have here.''
The sudden voice surprised the small pig, who looked upside to see where it came from.
A girl, with long strict brown hair, black tight leggings and a blue Gi, holding an umbrella looking at him amused.
Kuonji Ukyo, the supposedly childhood friend of Ranma Saotome.
''Come on, I'm gonna bring you home with me and offer you a nice hot bath, I'm nice aren't I?''The pig grunted in response to that, looking annoyed as the girl toke him in her arms.
While Ukyo walked towards her house, Ranma, who was on the roof of the building currently upside them, was just recovering from the landing.
''Damn Akane, I was going to get P-chan back if you just waited a little bit''
Frustrated, Ranma started getting up but noticed that he was feeling rather cold on the chest, he touched it to feel what was wrong when the realization that he had turned hit him.
''Ugh!''
He moved his hand quickly away from his chest.
But of course, his shirt opened up when he turned thanks to his female form abundant breasts.
Despite how beautiful his female form was, it was really disturbing for him to think about taking advantage of that. He would use Ranma-chan's body to get free food from guys or to get what he wanted, and he had admit sometimes being a female was more easier, but he never thought of using her body for more than that. The curse changed his approach on girls for sure, he was never a pervert or anything, but before the curse he remembered how way more confident he felt.
''One day, I'll be able to enjoy being under the rain with my own body again…''
One hour or so later Ukyo was currently cooking her famous okonomiyaki to the already dressed and clothed Ryoga.
''Why don't you find another place to sleep in? Don't you hate being a pig? I know Ranma hates when he turns into a girl''
''Of course I hate it! I would do anything to get rid of this curse!''
Ukyo looked at him with a smug expression.
''Oh? If you'd really hate it then you wouldn't use to get comfy with girls!''
Ryoga blushed heavily while looking at her in shock…so Ranma told her?
I mean obviously he has and Ukyo has seen many times Ryoga's pig form in Akane's arms. Now that he thought about it, it was probably thanks to Ranma that neither Shampoo nor Ukyo told Akane about his secret, after all both of them could have gained from Akane finding out Ranma has been keeping Ryoga's secret from her.
Maybe they rather still leave Ryoga with chances to conquer Akane, or maybe they just really did respect Ranma's request.
''Look, why don't you just talk to her? Sneaking around without her knowing and moreover pretending to be her pet is not going last for long…''
''I'm going to do it! When I beat Ranma and my curse is gone''
''Do you think that's a manly thing to do? Even if you end up beating Ranma Akane will still want him more than you, especially since he doesn't use his curse for getting close to her!''
''Enough!'' Ryoga couldn't take it anymore, he got up and walked towards the door.
''Hey! The okonomiyaki!''
''I'm not hungry anymore!''
''HEY!''
''What!?'' Ryoga angrily turned up to Ukyo who looked at him calmly and confidently.
''Take the umbrella, is still raining outside''
''Oh…thanks''
He quickly toke the blue umbrella and left, while hearing a quiet sigh from Ukyo's voice.
He knew she was right but he couldn't help but deny it to her, the shame was too big. Ranma's alternate form maybe was more difficult to handle, but at least Ranma never used his curse like Ryoga did.
Beating Ranma wouldn't change Akane's heart, deep down he knew that, but how else could he fix this? Talking and slowly approaching Akane was impossible. She was always with Ranma and furthermore there was also that weird kendo dude, Kuno Tatewaki, who also appeared from time to time to hit on Akane.
But in reality the biggest problem was himself, Ryoga was really shy around girls, going from sweating and laughing uncomfortably while at the same time forgetting about his strength and breaking things.
And to put matter into worse he realized that he is really not good at taking hints, he misunderstands things really quickly.
Some unfortunate times with Ranma's female form and a date with Akane proved that.
But it wasn't all his fault, Ranma's female side tried to seduce him grossily enough and Akane really started groping him first..
''Wait it was Shampoo who did that! To find the soap!''
''Stop! Shampoo won't marry you!''
Just as Ryoga finally realized it wasn't really Akane that did that to him, he heard a voice, it seemed to be Shampoo's one.
''What is going on?''
He quickly got to the entrance of the Neko hanten, getting close to the window making sure he wasn't seen by the ones inside.
The young man stayed there, quietly looking at the events unfolding inside the chinese restaurant.
''..You understand that if you lose, you will be stuck forever at this cat's mercy''
Shampoo, smiling softly turned to her great grand-mother.
''At least Shampoo will finally spend a bit of time with Airen''
Ryoga's eyes were almost the biggest they ever been, did Shampoo really put her life on the line in order to win that idiot?
What was so good about that guy anyway?
Ryoga's mind couldn't help but get distracted from what was currently happening, but suddenly the creepy voice of the cat broke him from his thoughts.
''Nyahah in three weeks then, my future wife!''
Ryoga, who was shocked without words, turned around and slowly got down on the floor.
Well, maybe that could turn up in his favor.
