Mayday at the Cullen's!
Bella sleepily gets up and finds Emmett standing outside her window.
Bella: Emmett, what are you doing here?
Emmett: Bella, you are coming round to our house to dance round the maypole then play with the fluffy bunnies. Hurry up and slide down the rainbow!
Bella: What rainbow?
Emmett: The one coming down from your window; the ones with your father; Charlie the unicorn, is dancing on!
Bella: Ah. OK. I see now.
Bella slides down the rainbow and Emmett brings her to the Cullen house.
Alice: (Throws outfit at Bella) Bella, you have to wear this!
Bella: (Looks at outfit) OK.
She puts the outfit on. She is dressed as a pixie, like Alice.
Bella: Are you sure Edward will like this?
Alice: Yes. Now we are going to come with me and paint England red!
Bella: OK.
Alice and Bella run off to paint England red.
Emmett: I feel pretty, oh so pretty, I feel pretty and witty and gay!
Jasper: (Who is just suddenly there) WTF?
Emmett: I'm a little teapot short and stout, here's my handle here's my spout.
-Crickets chirp-
Edward: Where is Bella?
Jasper: She is just off to paint England red.
Edward: Oh, OK.
Emmett: Baa baa black sheep, have you-
Edward: Shut up Emmett!
Rosalie appears in a dramatic burst of smoke and is dressed like a genie.
Rosalie: You're wishing is my command...
Jasper: Go away.
Rosalie: (Grumbles) fine...
She disappears. Then Alice and Bella skip merrily up to the others, holding hands and clutching buckets of red paint.
Alice: (Giggles) we painted England red!
Bella: Let's dance round the maypole!
All the Cullen's start skipping around the pole, weaving the ribbon in a complicated pattern.
Jasper: You're doing it wrong.
Rosalie: Nu uh! It's you!
Alice: (Who is winding herself up in the remaining ribbon) Wheeee!
Bella: May I join you Alice?
Alice: Wheeee!
Bella: Ok.
Bella proceeds to knock herself out on the pole.
Carlisle steps in dramatically.
Carlisle: I AM WANTED!
He mends Bella.
Emmett: LOOK, A FLUFFY BUNNY!!!
The Cullen's rush over to find they are not bunnies but Jacob.
Bella: Since when do you phase into a bunny?
Jacob: (Shrugs) Always.
He turns into a bunny and hops away.
Esme: (Calling from the house) the cookies are ready!
Everyone runs over to watch Bella eat cookies.
Rosalie appears in smoke. Again.
Rosalie: You're wishing is-
Emmett: my command, we know.
Rosalie: (Gives death glare) I will come and paint your nails pink if you don't be quiet.
Emmett: Nooooooooo!
He runs off to England which is painted red.
Emmett: (Scratches head) Why is it red?
Random Person in the street: I will bring you to your doom...
Emmett: I'm gonna go now...