From the kitchen of Robert Singer, I bring you
Recipe for a Brotherly Moment

Ingredients:
1 Heaping spoonful of Disaster, separate recipe included
A pinch a quick fix
3 cups close calls, these include: head wounds, limps, cuts, bruises, and burns. Varies with each chef's taste.
½ of a decent hotel room, but a shady motel will do just as well
3 pain pills
1 bitch
1 jerk
1 mother hen
2 bowls of Winchesters

Step one: Beat Winchesters on high in a blender, mixing thoroughly with pre-maid disaster.
Step two: Once well blended, add a pinch of quick fix to nullify most of the horrific effects of the finely made disaster.
Step three: Using a sifter, finely dust the Winchesters in injuries and close calls. Three cups of close calls is necessary for this recipe, and should be added slowly with a teaspoon over the course of twenty four hours in a shady motel. This will create an adequate amount of mild panic, and a gentle reminder that they're brothers, damnit! And the realization that: They need to take care of each other!
Step four: An unfortunate byproduct of this recipe is guilt. It boils to the top frequently, and can often be found sticking to Sam. Using a spatula, wipe away excess amounts before it spoils the overall recipe. Some guilt is fine, but not all of it.
Step five: To prevent shaking, or the expiration, of your main ingredients (the Winchesters) give one or both (depending on the effectiveness of your disaster) the pain pills. It is very important you do not overdose this step!
Step six: Let the tension in the shady motel room simmer on low heat. Again, more guilt may arise here, as well as its darker version: angst. Using the spatula,keep angst and guilt to a minimum or the entire recipe will be ruined.
Step seven: At this point Dean- because let's face it: he's most likely to injured/abused- will be more than woozy. Incredibly so. Especially with the pain pills that have been given to him. Dean will be incoherent enough to talk about his feelings.
Step eight: Sam, because remember Dean's the injured one, will dutifully take care of his brother here. Add one mother hen, despite complaining.
Step nine: The combination of Dean, pain pills, Sam, and the mother hen will lead to eventual lighthearted conversation that borderlines on a chick flick moment. Like soufflé, this can deflate easily. Avoid loud noises or any other disruptions.
Step ten: Sprinkle on bitch and jerk, liberally for decoration and taste.

Congratulations! Enjoy your brotherly moment!
Recommendations: Serve with chilled beer.
To Store: This recipe can be reheated with classic rock for one week afterwards as long as neither Winchester admits to Dean's incoherent, emotionally sensitive, rambles he said while on pain pills.

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