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"Ne, ne!? Pretty lady who gave Tobi a lollipop! Come sit with Tobi or Tobi will drag you there!"

Everyone stared at the teenager with the mentality of a 5 year old. Sakura's eyes widened in realization.

"I'm sorry lollipop! I'm sitting with teddy today. I'll sit with you tomorrow! Oh, if you see Puppet Boy, let him know to blink every once and a while. Oh and remind him I'm just as sane as he is. Kay?"

Tobi was puzzled. "Tobi will! Tobi will go lecture Sasori-sempai right now! What should Tobi call pretty lady?"

"I'm Sakura."

"Ooh! Cherry-chan! Tobi will listen to Cherry-chan forever!"

He soon skipped away, leaving everyone at her table staring at her. She had just made the weirdest member of Akatsuki listen to her. That was on the schools list of impossible tasks. Nobody was able to make him do anything without either being annoyed or being refused.

She turned to face them. Smiling, she noticed Shikamaru's calculating gaze.

'Hmm...' she thought. 'Maybe we're more alike than I thought.'

'Darn straight!' her inner replied. 'I'd like to get to know him and the guy with the shades. What was his name again?'

'Shino.' she smiled at Shino and Shikamaru, who were suddenly wary of her actions. She was tricky.

'What's this girl thinking? Why is she smiling at me and Shino like that? AND how in the world did she get TOBI of all people in the school, to listen to her? How? Its not really possible.' Shikamaru thought.

He wondered what everyone else thought.

'...' were Shino's thoughts. He didn't know WHAT to think.

'Tobi... He listened... To some new girl... NO... Not just some new girl. Sakura. The girl who made me want to hug someone... NO! Stop thinking about her... it cant be normal. Maybe... dare I say it... Itachi and his weird friends (insert mental gagging noise here) will know the answer.' Sasuke thought.

All 3 of them were looking at Sakura as she was now chatting with Ino, Naruto, and Kiba about god only knows what messed up girly think they were talking about. And they really didn't want to know the answer to that question.

Sasuke zoned back into the conversation only to hear the following:

"I want to go into the medical field so I can see people's guts fall out!"

'... Was that Sakura? And she was sharing her... ahem... 'interests' with Ino, Kiba and the Dobe.' Sasuke thought.

"Um, Sakura? Do you think we could have... um, girl talk?" Ino said shyly.

Sakura smiled. "Sure! I don't mind."

They moved over to the corner of the table.

"Well forehead, Sasuke is mine. Not yours, not Karin's. MINE! Do not touch him."

Sakura deadpanned. "According to Naruto, he's a bastard. I wouldn't touch him with a ten foot pole."

Ino was surprised. 'There is no way this girl isn't desperately in love with Sasuke Uchiha. Maybe she admires the elder Uchiha instead, Itachi. Although judging by her personality, I would have thought Tobi Uchiha out of the 3 of them.' Ino thought.

Sakura smiled. "Ino, I didn't know Sasuke had a brother. And Tobi's related? Thanks for letting me know!" she whispered.

She moved back beside her teddy. "Don't worry Teddy! I'll never abandon you!"

Shikamaru was concerned for the mental health of his best friend and this girl.

"Hey Sloth?"

No answer.

"Sloth? Hey I'm talking to you!" She poked Shikamaru in the shoulder. "Seriously! Listen to me here! Lets be friends." she said. She held out her hand for him to shake.

Shikamaru stared at her. "Sloth? Why is that my nickname?" he asked Sakura.

"Well because Naruto said you were a lazy bum. And sloths are lazy. I think it fits. Why? Do you not like it?" Sakura pouted. She looked like she might cry.

Shikamaru internally freaked out. 'What do I do now?' He looked at Sakura.

"NO! I like it! Don't worry! I was just wondering why you were calling me that! That's all! Please don't cry!"

Sakura smiled brightly. "Ok!" a complete turn around from her previous almost cry fest.

Shikamaru stared at her. Completely shocked that she had just deceived him. Everyone just laughed until the unimaginable happened.

Sakura smiled. "I'll give everyone nicknames! So Sloth and Teddy don't feel alone! You're Kitsune (Naruto), Duck-Butt (Sasuke), Ino-Pig (everyone but Ino laughed), Hina-Chan (Hinata), Neji-san, Tenny (Tenten), Inu-chan (Kiba), Shino, Lee-san. Some of you I don't know so well. So you guys will getting some later.

Everyone seemed ok with the nicknames cough cough Ino's cough cough. Anyways, everyone had fun getting to know the pink haired girl.

After lunch, however, was a completely different story. Gym. As she walked into the gym, she saw an over grown Lee-san, next to the actual Lee-san.

She then looked around the gym, trying to take note on who was there.

"Cherry-chan! Tobi found you! Tobi is really happy to see Tobi's Cherry-chan!"

she looked in the direction the voice had been coming from, and saw Tobi. Next to Tobi, was a very aggravated blonde haired girl. She walked over to them.

"Hi Ino-Pig! Why did you change your hair style?" Tobi fell on the floor laughing.

"I didn't. I'm not little miss copy-cat either." 'her' voice came out low and deep.

Sakura was confused. "Alright gender confused. Why do you look like Ino-Pig?" Tobi started laughing so hard he couldn't breathe. "Tobi... cant... breathe...hahahahahahahahahahaha!"

"Gender confused? Sorry, but I don't know why you would think that."

"Have you seen your hair?"

He ignored her and continued to fiddle with some play-dough he was using. Sakura did the only thing she could think of at the time. She stared.

"Hey, what are you making? Can I see it when you're done?"

He looked up surprised. She smiled at him.

"Aah! Cherry-chan is Tobi's! Cherry-chan can only smile like that for Tobi! Sempai! Stop that!" everyone sweat dropped.

"Saku-chan! um... can we partner up?" Hinata was calling her. Sweet, shy, calm Hinata. She was the complete opposite of the 2 Lees.

"Yosh! New student! Welcome to my youthful gym class! I am Maito Gai! Let us all bathe in the flames of youth together!"

Sakura nudged the person beside her... "Hey... is he always like this?" ...who happened to be Sasuke.

"Hn"

"Ok! I'll make sure to ignore him. Thanks for the heads up!"

"Aa"

"Don't worry. I understand."

'How the hell is she understanding me? I'm barely saying anything!' he thought. "Hn."

"I'm fluent in the art of understanding minor facial expressions, twitches, and mono syllable answers. In other words, I speak your language." everyone around her sweat dropped. There was no way. She turned her attention back to Gai-sensei for class.

"Now my youthful class, today our warm up will be 400 laps around the school!" Gai-sensei shouted. Deidara and Tobi flipped. Simultanously, they ran out of the room screaming.

"Is he for real duck butt?" Sakura asked.

Sasuke Hn-ed.

"Ok. More to look forward to. Yay." she said. Her voice oozing with sarcasm.

Hinata walked over. "H-hello Saku-chan are you ready to run?"

"Not really... but since I have to..."

And so, they ran. After about 10 laps, everyone in the class (with the exception of Lee and Gai) collapsed to the ground.

Tobi ran up to Sakura. "Tobi says hi to Cherry-chan! Cherry-chan did a good job running!" Tobi yelled.

"How do you have so much energy still Lollipop?" Sakura asked.

Suddenly, a luminous shadow loomed over Tobi, making him jump.

"Kisame Sempai! You scared Tobi!"

Kisame just laughed. "That was the idea kid!"

"But Kisame Sempai! You might have scared Cherry-chan too!"

Kisame shifted his gaze to the pinkette. "Sorry. Did I scare you?"

She looked up confused. "Were you trying to?"

"Umm... no."

"Great! Cuz if you were, well lets just say you failed. You're not scary at all! Sure you're blue, and huge, but you seem nice. I know! I'll call you... Fishy-chan!"

Both Akatsuki members were startled.

"B-b-but... Cherry-chan only needs to have nickname for Tobi! Tobi is a good boy! Kisame-sempai is mean and scary! Only good boys get nicknamed by Cherry-chan!"

Kisame looked hurt by this statement. Sakura tapped his arm and peered into his eyes. She didn't notice, but he started blushing,(his cheeks getting a purple tint) an action that didn't go unnoticed by Naruto or the rest of Akatsuki.

She flicked him.

"So are you insane?"

A shocking question that seemed to come out of nowhere.

"WHAT!?"

"Are you?" she pushed for an answer.

"I'm not sure..."

"Oh." she seemed upset. "I like crazy people. I like normal people too, they're just boring in comparison.

Kisame looked hurt at her statement, but quickly regained his composure.

"So Blossom-chan, how many of the Akatsuki have you met so far? Other than Tobi and me." Kisame asked.

Hhuh? I wasn't aware that I had met any of the Akatsuki..." soon, she remembered the large group who had been sporting black shirts with the red clouds who had been watching her fight with Karin.

"So, a red head who likes puppets, a purple eyed silver haired guy, and a blonde gender confused he-she, are all in Akatsuki with you two?" she questioned.

"Yup!" they both answered.

"..." she was speechless.

The 3 of them stared at each other for a couple more seconds before Tobi broke the silence.

"Cherry-chan! Guess what? You get to meet the rest of Tobi's friends tomorrow when we get to eat lunch together!" Tobi yelled.

This continued for the rest of gym class. Next they had history with Sarutobi Asuma-sensei. She walked into the class and got introduced (finally!)

"Hello! I'm Haruno Sakura. Nice to meet you!" she smiled.

Asuma-sensei looked towards the class. "Does anybody have any questions for Haruno-san?"

Hands shot up all around the room. Asuma was suspicious when every single Akatsuki in his class had a question. They usually don't even try to interact with the class.

'I should report this to Tsunade-sama.' he thought.

"Well then. Karin?"

"Do you have a crush on Uchiha Sasuke?"

Silence. It seemed every girl had a similar question.

"Sasuke? Um... you mean the Teme with the duck- butt hair who only replies with one word?" she smiled. "Wouldn't touch him with a 10 foot pole!"

Itachi, who sat at the back of the room, was amused. However, he knew if it wasn't his little brother, it was likely him.

"Do you like Itachi-sama?"

More silence.

"Who?"

Sweat drops.

Asuma looked surprised. "Konan?" Asuma selected.

"Sakura-san, what is your hobby?"

She smiled. "I like confusing myself, everyone, and everything," everyone was startled. "Decide for yourself. I'm just as sane as you!"

And so, for the whole first half of class, questions were asked and answered and everyone learned lots about the new pink haired girl. The actual class itself was boring.

After class, Sakura was walking down the hall, and saw who she thought was Sasuke.

"Hey Duck-Butt! When did your hair get longer?" she said, tapping Itachi on the shoulder. Itachi turned and looked at her.

"I'm not Sasuke." was all he said.

"Huh? Oh then who are you?" Sakura was now curious as to why he looked like Sasuke.

"Itachi Uchiha."

Sakura's face lit up. "I'm gonna call you Weasel. Anyways... are you gonna stop staring at me? It's kinda weird."

Itachi blinked. He wasn't aware he had been staring at her. But soon realized he was. And he knew why. She was the first girl he had ever met, who wasn't a fangirl. And it was interesting to be around the girl.

He wondered about Sasuke's reaction to her.

'I wonder what mom would think... Sasuke and me might be rid of a possible fangirl, but she might want to meet her...'

"Bye bye Weasel! See you later!" she skipped off down the hall towards her next class.

She walked into her English class with Yuhi Kurenai-sensei. Her face lit up when she saw Puppet Boy and the gender confused he-she. She walked over to the desk in between them.

"Hey!"

Both of them stopped their arguments.

"Hey Pinky." the red head spoke.

"Alright," Yuhi-sensei said. "please find a trio for a project. Come to me when you've chosen."

Sakura immediately grabbed the 2 boys beside her. Sasori and Deidara had visable shock on their faces.

"Kurenai-sensei! Here's my group!"

"Alright what are your names?"

"I'm Haruno Sakura. This is...umm...what are your names?" the last part was whispered.

"Akasuna Sasori and this idiot is Katsu Deidara." Kurenai nodded and wrote them down on her paper.

"Now, here's what you need to do..."

so there you have it folks! The next instalment of Shinobi Academy! Please let us know what you think! And of any ideas that may have surfaced! And we are still looking for that jackhammer. Anyways, next chapter will be up in 2 weeks! Please wait till then for more weirdness from us! See ya!