Fullmetal Messenger Chapter Two- Military Gossip.
BTW: I have NO IDEA why the hell Breda isn't in this! He's one of my favourite characters!
Hawkeye, Havoc, Hughes, Mustang, Armstrong, and Feury have logged in.
Havoc: Hey did you guys hear what happened to Ed?
*Everyone*: What?
Hawkeye: He fell down a rabbit hole?
Havoc: No
Hughes: He got married to Winry?
Havoc: What? No.
Mustang: He got mistaken for an elementary school kid?
Havoc: Yes
Mustang: Really? *hopeful*
Havoc: NO!
Mustang: :"(
Armstrong: Come on tell us!
Feury: Did he get mauled by a pack of kittens again?
Mustang: Wait, that actually happened?
Feury: Yeah, Alphonse brought home like 150 stray kittens, and they all tried to eat Edward.
Havoc: They though he was a shrimp
Mustang: !
Hawkeye: *Snigger*
Havoc: He got immunised
Hughes: lol :D
Havoc: Then he blew up the entire hospital
Hughes: Why did I know you were going to say that?
Mustang: You know, sometimes you really got to hand it to short people...
Hawkeye: ... because most of the time, they just can't reach it!
Mustang: EPIC RIZA!
Hawkeye: Hypothetical high-five!
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Mustang: That was awesome! :D
*Everyone except Hawkeye and Mustang*: WHAT WAS THAT?
Hawkeye + Mustang: Er... Nothing.
Hawkeye: ...Umm... So how 'bout that Fureh... eh?...
Armstrong: You mean Fureh King Bradley?
Hawkeye: Who else could I mean?
Feury: You know I never liked that guy
Havoc: I swear he has a bald spot
Hughes: At least he has a wife... Unlike someone else I know!
Mustang: Give it a rest will you?
Havoc: I think we all know what'll happen when you're Fureh...
Mustang: Oh, yes, TINY MINISKIRTS!
Hawkeye: *Facedesk*
Armstrong: Riza , stop banging your head on the desk. You'll dent it.
Hawkeye: I'll dent you in a minute...
Armstrong: WHAT WAS THAT?
Hawkeye: Nothing...
Armstrong: Hmmmmmm? *Flexes overly large muscles*
Hawkeye:...
Feury: You should have seen what Havoc did to FKB's user-
Fureh King Bra has logged on
Fureh King Bra: WHO IS RESPONSIBLE FOR THIS?
*Everyone*: Er...
Everyone has logged off.
Fureh King Bra: When I find out I'm gonna... Wait, where is everyone?
A/N:Soooooooooooo... Um yeah, this is it. I REALLY hope I don't disappoint you!
Anywhoooo, on to other things, the bit where Mustang is laughing his head off, imagine Shigure's reaction to when he sees Tohru in the tent in Fruits Basket (the manga).
And YES I AM GOING TO PRETEND THAT I NEVER TOOK THREE MONTHS TO UPDATE! AND NO, I AM NOT GOING TO GIVE A LAME EXCUSE!
Sorry...