(Camera turns on)

Hi, my name is Mitch Landford. I'm 30 years old at the moment. I was born the October 13th, 1991. Yip, Halloween. I am living in Los Angeles, California, I was born in Ohio and moved for a while to London. My favorite colors are White and Purple. I love all type of food. I'm just a fatty who has to do exercise because of all I eat. I love Italian, Mexican, Spanish, etc. I LOVE EVERYTHING! Many people have this idea of me being a very serious and tough person when I am just a baby bunny playing around like crazy.

I love people who know what they want, who fights for what they think is correct, people fun and who care, think and accept others for who they are. My role model would be my mother. She is the closest person I could ever have. All the Smosh Crew are wonderful but they can't reach my mother. She has gone through a lot of fucked up things. I remember she always smiled even though we both knew we were not okay. I love her with all my heart. *Kiss*

I dyed my hair a kind of Silvery White but I am natural blacked haired. I have two tattoos, in my neck, I have a roaring lion, it represents my inner strength and all the shit I struggled in life, and a purple feather looking Yin and Yang on my inner right arm, it represents my two sides which are the strong and feisty, and the peaceful and caring.

I studied chemistry almost all my life. I was known as the little lab rat and ''nerd''. Most of it because I use glasses. I have Myopia, I can't look from far away. To solve this problem I either use contact lenses or my glasses.

I love music. I can play the piano and the violin. I have a YouTube Channel (I'm a YouTuber, I am a fucking disgrace XD), where I do covers from multiple songs. I am an editor, photographer, and member of the Smosh Games group, as I already mentioned. I think so?

The main point of this blog is to tell my lifetime story to you guys. It is pretty difficult if you take into consideration all the details and secrets I might want to say. It's not easy I can assure you that. Let's go back to Ohio where I was born. Why do I feel this is ''Easy A''? Ok. *Inhales and exhales*

Well, shall we begin? Great. The story of my life begins here, if you don't want to hear it, you can quit whenever you want. I am Mitch Landford and this is my story.