Chapter two - Imprints-needy, annoying, pointless drags

Embry's P.O.V

Bang Bang

" Embry wake up" my mom called from the door, while continuously banging on it. God I wished she would stop. The banging on the door was annoying the banging in my head. Lord having a hang over sucked big time . I'm never drinking again.

"Go away mom." I muttered and rolled over in my king size bed and shoved my face into my pillow. I wanted to sleep. Last night the guys and I got really stoned and partied hard . So yeah I needed my sleep.

Unfortunately my mom didn't think so. " Embry Call if you don't get up this instant, there is going to be serious consequences." With that she stormed into my room. I seriously have to remember to get a lock.

She marched to the window and pulled the curtains and which in turn let in the freaking sun. Hell ,the one day where all I wanted was rain to help dull the ache behind my eyes and I get sun . Fuck.

I groaned as the bright sunlight burn my sensitive eyes.

"Oh none of that Embry Call," My mom aka the devil said "You're going to wake up this minute or you're going to be late for school."

"I don't care" I muttered and turned on my back in bed and placed my hands over my eyes.

"Get up right now" With that she marched to my bed and ripped the sheet off me. Unfortunately I was butt naked and having a major hard on. Common I was stoned last night so I just phased and pass out ,plus I have little fantasies like any normal growing guy.

I scrambled for the sheets and my mom and I started a tug of war.

"What the hell mom" I said through crutched teeth "This is not the way I want to wake up in the morning. You are not Jolie, you are NOT suppose to see me naked ."

"Boy I've been seeing you naked since the day you were born." Mom said "Everything you have I've already seen." She pulled the sheet and my dick spring forward " My, my how my little boy has grown."

"MOM!!' I yelled , this was not happening. She grinned like she was about to rape me and started coming towards me, crawling on the bed. " Mom stop playing."

"Common you never used to complain when I was giving you baths." She grinned and griped the sheets again. Our tug of war started again.

"Mom let go and get out ." I said while trying to get the sheets away from her.

"Embry shut up and get up." With that she let go and I fell flat on the bed. " Breakfast is on the table." She grinned and left.

" No wonder you don't have a man, your so aggressive and twisted." I said to the door."I heard that." she said

I struck my tongue out.

"I saw that too."

I grinned and made my way to my bathroom. I love my mom ,she was the only thing I got ,beside the pack, and it was great being just us. I remembered everything from my childhood years and though I never had a dad, my mom made up for it in odd little ways. She was amazing .My right hand man, or woman, whatever. I loved her .

I even enjoy our little squats and stuff. I could have easily gotten the away sheets from her but I knew that would hurt her feelings. Though it was embarrassing to have my mom look at my parts and grin at it, it would have hurt to be cold and rude to her. She taught me too much of that to ever do that to her. Like I said, I loved her even if she was the devil.

After I took my bath, I made my way to the kitchen. Fuck I was hungry and the hang over was still killing me.

My mom was making pancakes and singing. Lord did she suck at singing. Sounds like a parrot and wet cat. Yep horrible and with my extra hearing abilities plus my head ache that was driving me up a hill, I now think I understand what Lauran Hill was talking about when she sang " killing me slowly with his words." My mom was killing me.

I sat at the counter while she piled my plate high with pancakes. I dug in, and soon , with a glass of orange juice, I was happy.

I wish I could fuck every girl in the world. My phone started ringing.

"Embry !!"

" What mom," I stood to give her a kiss on the cheek. " this is music not what you were singing."

I wish I could fuck every girl in the world.

"Oh for heaven's sake," my mom groaned "answer it already, I can't stand that sound of terror you call music"

"Mom this is Lil Wayne and Young money," I said "You need to get with this"

"Oh really when Lil Wayne grows up and Young money gets old, I'll consider it." she said " Now answer it before I kill you"

I hang my head back and laughed .She was always threatening me. As if she could kill a werewolf.

But I answered my phone anyway. It was Quil. I checked the time. He was late. He always picked me up now that my car is busted. I've been trying to fix it for months but something is always wrong with it so I give up and decided to buy a new one. Yea kinda still working on it.

"Yo where the hell are you??" I asked Quil as I walked into my room and collected my books.

"I'm on my way" Quil said. He sounded weird but whatever. " I had to pick up Jacob and Nessie, something is wrong with his bike. So I'll be there in about 5 minutes"

" Yea hurry will ya" I said then hung up. Nessie is coming. Great. Don't get me wrong I love the chick like a sister, but lord did she stink ( probably cause she hangs round those bloodsuckers all the time) and when she's with Jake its like watching a mushy chick flick. All kisses and hugs, gets to be annoying when you'll around them. At first it wasn't all of that bad but now that Nessie is going to our school, its worst. Too much lovey dovey is not good for a guy's health and I'm sure that Jacob isn't even getting any yet. Poor guy.

Honestly I think imprints are a drag. A big annoying, needy, pointless drag and thank the lord it didn't have one. I ,on the other hand, had a perfect girlfriend anyone could ever have. Sure she was the school whore but when one is getting free sex whenever they want, without going on dates and spending all that money to make her happy,( I take her to my house where she makes me happy.) does not complain.

I heard Quil blowing his horn like there was a fire or something.

"What the hell are you blowing so hard for ?" I asked as I jumped in the front seat. I would have said hi to Jake and Nessie but seeing how he had his tongue down her throat, I didn't want to interfere. I had to take my eyes off of them. It was so nasty hearing their sucking noises and Nessie moaning in her mouth ( or rather Jake's). This is when I noticed how pathetic and depressed Quil looked " What's wrong with you ??" I asked. I was kind of freaking out, he never looked this way except when ….

"Its Claire." He said.

Figured. The kid was now 5 and boy was she a hand full. Honestly the kid never shuts up, its like she runs on Energizer Batteries or her parents feeds her coffee or something.

"What about her? "I asked though I really didn't want to know.

"She's going to the dentist today." he said while I rolled my eyes. " And you know how she hates it there."

Like I said imprints are a drag. Quil, one of the most liveliest person I know is now depressed and suicidal because a five year old is going to the dentist. Now that's a real drag.

"Common let me drink" I said " before you run us into tree or over a cliff or something."

We exchanged sides, all the while Jake and Nessie were still at it. I wondered if they were even breathing.

"Yea ," Quil said "but hurry up, or we're going to be late."

Like I cared.