Flash back continued.
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"Sweat covered his lithe body as he moaned wantonly "R...r...renji please." A hungry smirk spread over my lips. "mmmmm i just love it when you begtaicho" I breathed hotly into his ear filling the last word with as much sarcasm as i could muster. My smirk evolved into a very sadistic smile as he whimpered making the ropes that bound him dig into that beautifully smooth flesh. It was a beautiful sight. The great Byakuya was reduced to begging and pleading all because of a bit of rope."
Silence enveloped the room when Rangiku paused to survey the damage caused by reading nineteen Mrated "bya/ren" stories in a row.
Well silence if you ignored the sound of Rukia muttering manically under her breath, while trying to wipe off that (seemingly) never ending string of drool that at the corner of her mouth.
Fortunately, (as nobody in the room had the desire to be obliterated) Byakuya had gone into a state of shock; either that or he was very good at pretending to be a statue. I personally doing a very good impression of a gaping fish (for those who can't imagine this, try thinking of a fish, then take it out of the water, bash it around and do unspeakable things to it, and that is exact expression i had on my face).
Slowly my brain comprehended what Rangiku had just said. "I had always thought Byakuya would be more dominating", Was the first thought that flitted through my rapidly, dissolving brain.
I then saw two of the best owl impressions of my life, as both Rukia and Rangiku turned to look at me. It took me about three seconds before i worked out why they were staring at me like i had just declared that i was going to marry chappy.
I face palmed. Then i face palmed again. Then i slammed myself on to my taicho's desk, earning me what was going to be the mother of all bruises (really why are desks so hard?).
"i said that out loud...didn't i" i had spoke clearly (which is surprisingly hard when you're lying face down on a desk) but slowly.
Even from my position i could feel the evil grin that had crawled onto both the girl's faces.
"Well you did say something..." Rukia drawled with an uncanny rebalance to the way gin spoke; just before he made you wish you were never born.
"but unless you say again what you think you said, we won't know if what you think you said and what we heard was the same." Chirped Matsumoto. Her sentence confused my melted brain.
I could feel them inching closer like carnivores on the hunt. "So what did you think you said?" Rukia's voice had turned sickly sweet.
I wondered then if i should take a leaf out of the possum's book, and play dead, maybe the two evil masterminds would take pity and send me to squad four for mental stress. Fat. Chance.
"Soo" i could feel their breaths tickling my ear and neck as they edged waaaay too far into my personal space.
"Say it agaaaain..." I worked out that i had two options: one, i tell them what they want hear, never live it down and be constantly hounded for the rest of my life. Two, i try and make a brake for it, somehow make it out of the office, hide from them for the rest of my life and live in complete denial.
"See Rukia, torturing man is one of the best joys a woman can have; it's almost as good as sake!" at Rangiku's comment they both started sniggering.
Then a plan came to me out of the blue, it was perfect...well actually it wasn't but it got me out of the situation i was in so it would have to do. I immediately put my plan into action. I put one of my husky voices (yes i have many, i have my bedroom one, my i am going to obliterate you and your not going to see it coming one, and the one i was using at the moment named, the getting what i want/acting almost innocent voice.) and turned my head so that my cheek it was leaning on the table.
"How about you forget what i said before about Byakuya and I'll do you some favours" i knew they would be tempted at my offer but i still dreaded just how much of my pride i was going to have to give up before they relented.
"Are you trying to bribe us? Because it won't work, we are respectable women who don't give in to such crude tactics" Rukia stated smirking.
"No, of course not, I'm just offering to make a deal." That was it. Those two little sentences of mine where the only things that separated me from my normal life, and a life of complete hell. All thanks to two particularly evil demons. I would have to lose some dignity, but if it worked it would be worth it.
"So what exactly would you like us to forget?" began Rangiku. Don't give in to such tactics my ass, but of course i kept this thought to myself...though i may have to practice doing that, as not keeping my thoughts to myself was what had landed me into this situation.
"What i said about Byakuya" i replied quickly.
"Which particular statement about Byakuya would you like us to forget, you've said a lot of things about him over the years."Rukia rebuffed.
"i would like you to forget me saying he would be more...d..dominating." i managed to keep my voice mostly calm, except maybe for a little shake near the end.
They both burst out laughing.
"ha i..ca..n't ...believeeeee...he...actually...said...i...t...again" Rangiku choked out in between hysterical fits of laughter, while Rukia actually managed to fall off the table (such was the force of her laughter) but as she fell she also managed to grab hold of Rangiku's arm causing them both to crash onto the floor with a thump, (luckily the laptop somehow managed to survive). This was followed by yet more fits of laughter. Which was followed by me groaning and wondering, what i could've possibly done to deserve this cruel fate.
Ten minutes of their hysterics later, and my patience finally snapped.
"SO IS IT A DEAL OR NOT!" i yelled, finally getting off the desk and rounding on the two evil hyenas I called friends.
They shut up and grinned, it wasn't a nice grin, it was a grin that said; we have your life in our hands so, how should we screw with it,in the nicest possible way, of course.
"First we have two decide what were going to get out of it." they said in unison their grins almost splitting their faces.
Twenty minutes later of taunting, auguring and being laughed at, we finally came to an agreement. For Rangiku I would buy her a month's wages worth of sake and do three days worth of her paper work (three days might not seem a lot but this is Rangiku were talking about). And for Rukia i would trick Ichigo to go to Urahara's shop, were i would then hold him down as he listens to his, quote, "long overdue explanation on why chappy is the second greatest being in all four worlds, coming second of course to nii chan." Luckily Orihime had just given me something named an i-pod (a devise which plays pre recorded music.) so i won't have to listen to that speech...again.
"Well now that that's settled i think i should be getting back to my squad" said Rukia picking herself off the floor.
"ohhh fuck dam it, i was supposed to pick up the third seats report on his mission three hours ago" screamed Rangiku after glancing at the clock, and as if on queue...
BANG "MASUMOTO!" rang out the chibi captain's voice.
Rukia promptly took this moment to disappear.
"shit he found me." cursed Rangiku.
"WHAT WAS THAT?"
"Oh no nothing taicho..."
"oh really Masumoto, well if it's not too much trouble, then could you please explain where the report you were meant to get me, three hours ago, has gone." A dangerous combination of malice and sarcasm dripped from every word the captain spoke.
"oh well that you see, there is a very good explanation for that.."
"Which is...?"
"errr..." i couldn't help but snigger at her discomfort, Which earned me a very evil look from the strawberry blond lieutenant.
"I'm waiting..." Hitsuguya's voice made no effort to hide his amusement at Rangiku fumbling.
"well you see taicho i had the report and while i was walking back to the office when Renji came out of the blue and groped me..." she began smirking with and evil glint in her eyes that could have easily matched Aizen's.
My eyes began to exceed the limit given to them by my skull.
"...so then i was like Renji what the hell... but he just wouldn't let go of me no matter what i did..." she continued blabbering obviously enjoying herself immensely.
I then decided to join my taicho in the statue impersonation game (but really how long was he going to be in shock for, maybe we should've taken him to squad four instead of ignoring him).
"...by then i had no other choice but to release my zanpakuto... sadly in the confusion of it all i accidently destroyed the report."
" I see..." said Toshirio nodding sympathetically
His little statement snapped me out of my little statue game.
"W...WHAT DO YOU MEAN BY I SEE WHAT SHE JUS.."
"Renji Abarai if you will let me finish..." said the small taicho cutting off my rant.
"...what i was going to say was that, i see, i will have to destroy the store of sake that you've hidden in the office, as punishment for lying to a superior officer."
"huh" me and Rangiku said simultaneously, stunned.
Matsumoto was the first to snap out of our momentary loss of all brain cells.
"you mean you dooon't believe me" she pouted feigning hurt.
"no i don't... that wouldn't have ever happened." Stated Hitsugaya coldly.
"and why is that, are you saying I'm not beautiful enough to be groped?" her pout grew to astronomical proportions.
"there are several reasons why, like the fact i ended up collecting a very damage free report myself, and when i asked if you had come to visit, the reply was that the third seat hadn't seen you since last time the whole squad went drinking. which was supposedly yesterday, and i supposedly paid for it. but considering i never even knew the squad had a party yesterday i find this hard to believe. His tone promised of punishments yet to come.
Funnily enough i didn't think she was a lucky bitch this time. Maybe i wasn't as much of a masochist as i thought i was.
Matsumoto visibly paled.
"Back on topic, another reason is if you had released your zanpakuto so close to the office then i would have felt the rise in you reiatsu and come out to see what was happening..."
"see lying gets you nowhere baka" i smirked triumphant.
"...and finally..." the captain continued "Renji is gay so he wouldn't have any interest in you."
My smirk contorted itself from shock to rage in record time.
"WHAT THE FUCK!" i screamed
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