So, I shall keep my promise and tell you who the first reviewer is *dramatic drum roll* Rexsgirl123! Congratulations, you get a cookie and a free bottle of idea juice! I'll try to make this one more dramatic. I am also looking for a beta reader, cuz I tend to miss stuff in my stories sometimes. *WARNING! CRAZY RANT AHEAD* some things that bother me are the amount of yaoi crap I see in fan fictions these days. There is so much of it in SW: TCW I want to scream! And people should really stop pairing clones with freaking teenagers! It is just so wrong I might actually write a letter to the mangers of this website. You just can't properly ship this stuff, like GhiraLink. Clone/clone is also wrong too. And quit picking on Cody! He didn't do anything! Anyway, enough of my ranting, *CRAZY RANT OVER*I just felt that I had to put that out there. So, I am also willing to take in requests *hint hint ;)* and reviews get special mentions in my chapters. Anonymous reviews are welcome also. Good bye readers! *Flies away on sparkly unicorn gift gotten from an author whose name I have forgotten*
They had finally landed on Naboo…
"Holy—"
The clones had just arrived at the beach party of the rich senator's daughter…
"There's so many! And they're all so big!"
Bly is such a perv…
Let's hope they don't get too carried away…
"I told you it was a real mission!" Fives yelled in Bly's face. Bly wasn't even paying attention, much like the rest of the troopers. His eyes had locked on a certain Twi'lek girl at the mini bar on the beach. None of the clones had ever seen so many pretty girls gathered in one place…
Or so many colorful bikinis…
"All right men!" Rex stood before the clones that were lucky enough to patrol this beach party. The clones had been excused from wearing their regular armor and were currently wearing swim trunks.
Rex had been explaining their duty until he realized Bly was drooling.
"Are you even paying attention?" Bly snapped out of his day dream long enough to catch the glare Rex sent him. "We have a mission," Rex began again. Leave it to Rex to make everything a mission, Bly thought glumly. "I do not want you harassing any of the people here, Bly." Bly hadn't even registered what he said, he had chosen his target and was about to move in on the unsuspecting Togruta…
This cannot end well for him…
"Bly!" Bly's head whipped up and he surveyed the area. Rex stood in front of him, an angry scowl on his face. Everyone was staring at him, and he could feel himself turning red. "You guys know where to go," Rex said. "You can leave." Why is he telling me what to do? I'm the higher ranking officer here!
What happened afterwards was complete mayhem…
"Well, you know what the bet is, men. Get at least one kiss from any of the girls, here, and you don't have to do the dare. If the girl has a boyfriend; you have to wait thirty minutes before you can continue. And if you don't get one by the time the party is over, you will face certain humiliation." All of the troopers glanced around nervously. That means they had exactly six hours to get at least one kiss from the girls gathered over on the beach. "All right, men, mission…start!" Fives commanded.
This is where the mayhem ensues…
Those girls had better watch out…
Fives made his way over to a human girl in a hot pink bikini. "Hey," he said as he walked over. The girl looked up and smiled.
"Hi!" Fives sat down and noticed how the girl didn't have a drink. "Can I buy you a drink?" He asked.
"Hmmm… I don't know," she said a little flirtatiously. Fives smiled in triumph.
This was going to be as easy as pie…
…which he had never even made before…
Jek spied a Togruta girl in a light blue bikini. Jek absolutely loved the color blue, so he decided that she would be the one to keep him from losing this bet. Just as he started moving towards her, he saw Bly move in from the corner of his eye. This is not good! Jek thought. He decided to see if Bly would have any chance of getting a kiss from the civvie girl. Moving through the crowd, and trying not to stare too long at the chests of the skimpier bikini wearers, Jek move towards the pair to eavesdrop on their conversation.
"So you're really a soldier?" the Togruta asked Bly.
"Yep," he replied. "I actually have a surprise for you."
"Oh really?" the Togruta asked. "And what might that be?"
Poor Bly wasn't even focused on the Togruta's face…
What he said next was actually censored so I don't get sued...
And for the readers' safety…
What he meant to say was that a kiss from a soldier would bring you good luck, but judging by the look on the Togruta's face, that wasn't what he had said at all. The entire party froze, and Bly looked around nervously.
"That wasn't what I meant! I—"
Apparently, the Togruta didn't care…
Because she b-slapped him across his face…
And then backhanded him in the opposite direction…
"I have a boyfriend, you sick pervert!" she yelled.
"I-I'm sorry! I didn't mean it-!" The Togruta poured her drink on his head, stomped on his foot, kicked his nuts, and walked away. Bly hung his head, his face feeling as if it were on fire. Jek didn't see where he had gone afterwards because he had found a new target…
Fox walked up to a human girl with red hair and a dark green bikini. She was looking in a mirror and fussing with her hair style. "Is there a problem?" Fox asked her. She turned around to face him, immediately turning bright red.
"O-oh, nothing it's just my hair," she stammered.
Fox smiled, "let me see if I can help you with that." He took the rubber band from the girl and put in her hair. "There," he said, "Now you're even prettier!" The poor girl just turned bright red.
"U-um t-thank you," she stammered again. Fox, you sly dog, you! This is gonna be too easy, he thought with a small smile.
Too bad Jek wasn't having as much luck as Fox…
Jek had been trying to find at least one girl who didn't already have a boyfriend. He had had to sit out for a total of two hours because of this. A Twi'lek girl walked up to Jek. "Hey," she said as she came over to him. Jek looked up at the aqua colored girl. "You look lonely," she said.
Jek cringed at her bluntness. "Is it that obvious? Geez," he sighed.
"My friends and I were looking for a couple of guys to play Gundark with us in the water, would you like to join?" Jek took this as his opportunity to win the bet and not face utter humiliation.
"Only if you'll be the one to sit on my shoulders," he offered. The Twi'lek giggled and punched his arm playfully.
"Oh, alright then. And if we win, I might give you something special in return." She smiled flirtatiously at him and left. Jek felt like he could fall out of his seat and explode…
Which he almost did…
Jek was so happy he decided to go and tell Fives that civvie girls actually liked him. But when he went to the bar, he saw a sight he hadn't expected to see…
It was Fives and his new girlfriend…
Jek quickly and quietly backed up and around the corner, wishing he hadn't seen that and trying not to think about it too much…
A small crowd had gathered in the shallow water of the beach, and Fox raced to join the game. When he got closer, he saw that the girls were sitting on the shoulders of some of the other clones already. Fox walked into the warm water and saw the read headed girl—whose name was Suki—wave at him. "Are you ready?" she asked.
"Of course I'm ready!" he voiced enthusiastically.
He had never even played Gundark before…
"Okay. Get under the water boys!" Suki called to the clones. Fox shrugged his shoulders and went under. The others followed without a second thought. At first, Fox wondered how long he would have to stay under water…
Then he felt a weight on his shoulders, as if someone in a bikini was sitting on them…
He almost got a nosebleed…
Fox shot up out of the water, and immediately held on to Suki's legs to keep her from falling off. "Whoa! Easy there!" she said, and held on to Fox's head. He noticed how Suki had a slight country accent. He turned a red as he realized what exactly was happening.
"S-sorry," Fox stammered nervously.
Fives looked up at the girl on his shoulders, trying to get a look at her face. The first thing he saw was the underside of her bikini top, so he quickly looked down again and turned bright red. "You okay, Fives?" she asked. Fives remembered her name was Reyas.
"Uh ya, I'm fine Reyas," he said. Fives listened as Suki explained the rules of Gundark.
"The first round will just be a practice round, since these guys don't seem to know how to play." All of the clones turned pink, embarrassed by their apparent ignorance. "Alright ya'll," Fox thought the accent was amazing. "3…," Suki counted down, "2…1!" All of the clones moved in as the girls tried to push each other off of their shoulders.
Reyas and Fives were the first to go down. Reyas's head came out of the water, and Fives followed her. "Darn it," she muttered under her breath.
"Sorry," Fives apologized.
"Oh no, don't worry. It's not your fault! Suki and Bana ganged up on us." Fives looked to where Suki was on Fox's shoulders and Bana on Jek's shoulders. There were a few other clones-whose names Fives had forgotten- still playing. Reyas and Fives backed up as a Togruta and another clone almost fell down on top of them. Eventually, the only ones left were Jek and Bana. "Well, that concludes the practice round!" Suki announced. "You get how to play now?" Everyone nodded their heads.
Bly looked towards the group of clones in the water. This is not fair! He thought angrily. Bly had been sitting out since the beginning of the game and had been b-slapped seven times. .Ever, he thought glumly. Bly glanced around out of boredom, waiting for his time out to be finished. His reputation had gotten ahead of him, and by now he was pretty sure that girls were just pretending to have boyfriends.
"Okay, time for the real games to begin!" Suki called out. Everyone gathered in a circle in the shallow water. "So, any questions?" Suki asked to the group of people around her.
Fives raised his hand. "How about this," Fives began. "The winning teams get a kiss from the soldiers." Fives sent an obvious look towards Reyas, who turned dark red.
"Get a room you two!" Jek said, slightly disgusted. Fives just rolled his eyes and turned back to the group. "Because, you know, soldier's kisses are lucky."
"Wait, isn't it was the other way around?" This was Fox that spoke up.
"Oh, it doesn't matter," Bana said. "Someone is going to be very lucky after this little game." The clones knew that this was important. If they didn't get that much needed kiss, then they might as well throw their dignity and reputation away now. Jek went over the terms of the bet they had made one more time in his head. Get a kiss; you won't have to lose your dignity. Don't get a kiss, and you'll be humiliated beyond repair. Jek recalled what exactly the bet was. A) They had to wear a coconut shell bra instead of the hot pink bikini top. B) This time, Bly had managed to somehow get his hands on a grass mini-skirt (no one knew where he had gotten these things from, he claims to have "connections") and they would have to wear it around serving the other clones and doing crazy dances in a high-pitched voice. This was even worse than the first bets because the winners would be taping the entire thing. Jek shuddered at the thought of having to do something so humiliating.
"Alrighty, under the water boys!" The men immediately obeyed and submerged. After standing back up, Bana counted down from three. "3…2…1!"
Sorry for the long update wait, but this chapter was starting to get way too long for my liking. At one point I was on the computer for so long letters were disappearing on the screen and there were random squiggles in my field of vision. BUT, long wait=longer chapter so I have updated for the sake of my readers, and I promise you the next chapter should be out soon. R&R and you'll get a cookie and a sticker! (Maybe even special mentions)I just now noticed that weird Hunger Games moment when Suki said it was time for the real games to begin. Hmmm… I am also open to suggestions for later dares, bets, and worst case scenarios. Fare well, audience! *flies away on purple unicorn wearing a mustache*