AUTHOR: More editing.
Lucifer sipped at his drink; and was about to play his Piano when time began to slow down once again.
Once time stopped Amenadiel walked into Lux. "Lucifer you need to return to Hell where you belong."
"Don't you ever get tired of being the Creator's faithful dog? Go away Amenadiel you bore me, I am on vacation, and intend to stay here until I am no longer bored." Lucifer said with a smile.
Amenadiel's black wings flared. "I should drag you back to the lowest levels and lock you in a cage! You're such a spoiled waste of energy."
"You should go and get laid, have several drinks, loosen up, and as the humans say; remove the stick from your bunghole." He said and downed his drink. "Not here though since I cannot bear the sight of you; LA is full of places for you to darken with your blind obedience." He said as he sauntered back to the bar for another drink.
The dark winged Angel snarled. "I should just…"
"Uh uh uh…now now, violence on Earth would only up set your master." Lucifer said as he reached over the bar for his special decanter of liquor. "Your Father has given up on the humans, and expects them to destroy themselves, which they will in time, but he would not like it if you went against him in a fit of wrath against me, silly Amenadiel and your emotions; why don't you scamper away and report the usual to your controller." He said with a dismissive wave of his hand.
A voice called out to both of them. "Why don't you two just make out and get it over with?!" a girl with dark hair streaked with different colors yelled at them from a high table off to the side. "Can't enjoy anything here with this lovers spat going on."
Amenadiel growled. "This isn't finished." He passed his eyes over the girl; she was not a human, but he wasn't going to be disrespected by some lowly sinner. "As for you, best watch your tongue demon!" with that he disappeared and time started up again.
The girl laughed at the threat; he laugh was strong and forceful. "Assertive, yet overly sensitive."
Lucifer took his decanter, glass, and walked over to the girl not affected by the appearance of the Angel.
"Not human." He started as he sat down across from her. "You're not one of mine, and I can feel you're no Angel." He said. "Did we have sex in Purgatory, over a century ago?" He said with a smile.
The girl across from him did not smile, as she downed a trio of multi colored shots. "Right, Right, Right, and no!" She then looked at him. "Not recently either since that was your next inquiry; even though I hear you're more apt to bed humans these days."
She wore a charcoal and purple corset top, her eyes were two different colors one was violet the other was milky like an opal.
"I provide a service that the humans can't resist." He purred. "I can't help it if I am a selfless giver." He joked.
She smiled at him slightly. "Be careful you don't catch what the humans have."
"And what might that be?" He laughed. "You obviously don't know who I am." He then said.
She downed a green shot suddenly appeared before her. "Lucifer Morningstar, Lord of Hell, brat King of the underworld…" She then downed a red shot. "You got bored, kicked everyone out, locked the front gate, and went on vacation." She made air quotes when she said vacation. "Went to Australia for a bit, then came here and made your own little slice of Hell on Earth, the Lux." She then downed a black shot. "Most recently you've become a consultant to a certain homicide detective, who is immune to your powers, did I miss anything?"
"I'm currently in therapy." He said matter of factly.
He could not read this girl, she appeared young, but she drank like a high level demon. She also seemed to be able to manifest her own beverage concoctions. Her skin was smooth and slightly tanned and she smelled of sandalwood and coconut.
"I hope you have money to pay for those; I'm running a business here." He said off handedly.
She pointed to the bar. "My sister is working things out with your bartender; terrible demotion for such a strong being, anyway back to your favorite subject….you."
Lucifer looked in the direction she pointed to and he saw a similar girl, but in white talking to Mazikeen.
"Ah I see, so this is a shake down, come to scare me back to my throne?!" Lucifer huffed showing off his actual eyes. "Like I told Amenadiel…" he started.
She cut him off. "Yea Yea you're staying put got it, don't care about where you are, or about most of what you do. "She downed another trio of shots. "You want to run around in LA playing cops and murderers, that's your thing, but careful who you bed." She said. "You'll catch what they've got and then your forever be infected." She downed three more shots and then rose.
Her legs were shapely an in purple leggings, she wore black leather stiletto boots, and an over skirt in black that covered only her front and behind.
Her skirt swirled around her legs. "You're already infected, Mazikeen knows it, and we can see it." She started to walk towards the bar. "Soon you'll be as dull as the humans you despise."
Lucifer followed her, but then he stopped, as the girl in black ran her and across the shoulders of the girl in white.
"Our money is in the register, along with 20% gratuity." The girl in white told Mazikeen.
She then downed her iced drink; the girls were twins, same faces, but different everything else.
The twin in black pounded the green shot handed to her. "We'll be back."
The pair sauntered out of Lux.
"Well things have gotten a little less boring." Lucifer said as he looked over at Mazikeen.
She rolled her eyes at him and went over to the cash box; she opened it and looked at the gold pieces inside. She shut the register and looked at Lucifer, "I can see what's going on in that head of yours; you're not going to listen to a word they said."
"Have I ever listened to anything anyone has told me?" He replied.
She shook her head. "Never, but they are right you know."
"I have to go to work, see you later tonight." He cut her off and headed out of the club.
Mazikeen rolled her eyes and pounded the bar. "Stupid man!"