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"Um, I just moved from rock bottom." She said.
"Oh well do you like it hear?" Hey, talking to her is easier then I thought it was going to be.
"It seems fun, it's nicer then where I was, a lot brighter too, that place is just plane
dark and boring. The people there, don't even get me started on the people, there all so weird, and I can't understand there acsent at all, I mean what's up with spitting in between sentences, stupidest acent I've ever heard."
Damn, she could talk and talk and talk. She went on like that for twenty three minutes. At least I didn't have to say anything, I would have started babbling on about nothing, she could keep great conversation. I admire that in a woman.
Unforchenitly after those twenty three minutes she said the worst thing ever……. "Well, enough about me, lets hear about you, come on, sit down, I'm sure your life is more interesting then mine." Now, what exactly am I suppose to say to that, my lifes not interesting, not in the least. The most interesting thing that's ever happened in my life has involved sponge bob and I really don't want to talk to her about him.
"Ummm……….Well………lets see……I've…….um….." This was really going great, come on interesting, think interesting. "Well I……I jelly fish." Nice, now you sound like your SpongeBob, I mean when have you ever done that squidy.
"Jelly fishing, interesting, what is that exactly, is it complicated?" Didn't every one in the deep blue sea know what that was?
"It's when you go out in a field and catch Jellyfish with a net."
"Oh, sounds fun, I'm sure your really good at it, do you thin you could take me one day?" Oh God, what was I getting myself into, I don't know how to jelly fish and she thinks I'm like a pro now, this is great, just perfect. Well, I got myself into this. I have to say something.
"Uh, sure, I'll take you some day, since I'm so great at it, I can even teach you." Teach you, did I just say that? Who was going to teach me?
"That would be great, how about next week."
"Sure, that sounds perfect." Looks like I have one week to learn to jelly fish, oh no, SpongeBob is going to have to teach me, I'm going to die!!!!!! Well, maybe not, if Patrick can do it then anyone can right, I mean it's not like he's the smartest person in the sea. On the other hand maybe he's so stupid he gets stung and doesn't even notice. That reminds me, I'm going to get stung!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! This weeks gonna suck!!!!!!!!!