Don't know why I wanted to write this considering I should probably be working on my other fanfics. - I just had this daydream where Kyrie comes during the fourth shinobi war and totally kicks ass. (Not in the shinobi way, but Destruct.) But that seems to far away so I might not get to write it.

I don't own either of the series to my ultimate dismay.

He was not suited for quite a number of justus that required a set amount of chakra, having gone through dozens of failed attempts that only succeeded in leveling the surrounding area around him. Very few of them actually worked without exploding and taking out half the neighborhood, so he was thankful sealing was one of them.

Because of his travels, Kyrie had little use for the world's current form of currency, having no use for food or clothes, as he did not feel hunger and his clothing simply repaired itself just as quickly as any injuries he may receive.

Though he had no immediate use for money, the blonde boy (in Kyrie's case most definitely) recognized that a need might arise and so, sealed away every penny he found. When he grew bored of travel, Kyrie would settle down somewhere, find a nice job as a cook somewhere, not because he needed the cash, he was simply seeking something to do and asking for a job and receive no pay would only have brought more unwanted attention to himself.

For once, he was immensely grateful for the once useless Ryo safely stored away in the seal on his hand. After his rather abrupt encounter with the young jinchūriki, their meeting was interrupted by a loud grumbling Kyrie knew to be an empty stomach. Since he had no need for food the only and plenty of money to waste away he cheerful asked the younger blond if he could recommend any good restaurants.

In sight disbelief and perhaps questioning why the older male hadn't cursed or even glared at him since the collision, Naruto led him to a simple ramen stand cheerfully proclaiming Ramen Ichiraku to be the best in the entire village.

Kyrie simply had to smile at his bright nature, pondering yet again how so many before him had yet to see the bright, shining light that was the child before him.

'Though there's a painful future, the light laughs.' He thought with a smile, once again realizing the truth behind those words.

Perhaps this is what began the change of one child's bleak and uncertain future to that of which is filled with light.

It came as no surprise to Kyrie that he was being closely monitored by the shadow ninjas but he paid them no heed, not when he had his hands full with the hyperactive child that Naruto was.

Since their meeting, Kyrie sought out to do what he could for the young boy should he happen to cross him, even if said child somehow located the house Kyrie bought for himself shortly after his arrival.

"Awww what! No ramen tonight? Come on Kyrie, we gotta have ramen!" Naruto complained, watching as Kyrie examined each item for sale before replacing them or taking them with him.

"You can't have ramen forever you know that right?" Kyrie said, checking prices and wondering what he should make.

"Sure I can!" Came Naruto's response.

"If you don't want to remain a midget for the rest of your life then you need to eat something else besides ramen." He told the younger blond to the other's horror.

"No way!"

"Yes way."

The child grumbled about not being able to consume his all-time favorite meal of all time. Something about a blond devil slipped that made Kyrie grin.

The grin remained in place even when Naruto slowly inched closer to him, the glares and harsh whispers increasing to a point where even Kyrie would be hard press not to snap and obliterate ignorant villagers.

This behavior reminded him of the beastmen and their ruthless actions towards humans which led to one girl seeking world destruction. Honestly he was surprised some past jinchūriki hadn't snapped and willed for the world to be annihilated because of how other humans treated them. For that reason, Kyrie held quite a bit of respect for any jinchūriki who put up with that.

Approaching the cash register, Kyrie took note of how expensive his selection was. With narrowed his eyes, he watched as the clerk on duty continued to jack up the prices with a wicked smirk on his face.

"Why is this so expensive?" He questioned the clerk with a narrow gaze, "It's at least 3 times what it should be."

"I'm sorry," he responded, though his tone indicated he wasn't apologetic at all, "All those items were miss-priced, I've corrected it here for you."

Kyrie didn't need eyes on the back of his head to see the other customers were just as nasty as the man before him, glaring at him and the young boy beside him with hate filled eyes.

"Are they?" He inquired, tone becoming flat as Destruct stared coldly at the human. A spark of lightning flashed too quickly to be seen as it made contact with a watch the clerk was wearing, reducing it to nothing more than sand as it crumbled to the ground.

The man's eyes widened in fear, taking in the sight of his now completely destroyed watch to the boy who seemingly shattered it to sand. He knew that the boy in front of him staring at him with those blank, detached eyes would reduce him to sand should he continue with his revenge against the Kyuubi brat.

Under the watch of those empty eyes, he fearfully adjust the price to what it was supposed to be, almost bursting into tears as soon as the...the... thing left with the demon in tow. Whoever that kid was, the clerk realized, the eyes that were so devoid of emotion promised him a fate far worse than death should he cross the bearer of those horrible eyes. He could only pray that they never returned.

"That was so cool Kyrie!" Naruto cried as they exited the store, eyes full of wonder he turned to Kyrie, "Could you teach me that!? Pleeeeaaase!"

The blank expression he was wearing quickly melted away into a sad smile, "No, I'm afraid I can't Naruto."

"Awwww! Why not!"

Kyrie placed his hand on Naruto's head, ruffling his golden locks, "It's something I was born with. No hard feelings?"

To be quick frank, even if Kyrie could teach him he wouldn't do it. If he had the chance to throw this ability and the responsibility that followed onto someone else, it still wouldn't change his mind on it.

To him, giving someone that fate was worse than even death.

Naruto shifted his gaze in disappointment, but was quickly reminded of the topic of food.

"So whatcha making Kyrie?"

"Surprise!"

"Oh come on!"

Kyrie smiled as Naruto continuously bugged him about every topic under the moon, as he listened with an intense feeling of apprehension. He hadn't forgotten about the Shadow Nin tailing them since their meeting and showcasing his unique powers right before them wasn't the smartest move, but honestly, he was disgusted by the level of unjustified anger directed towards a child.

He could only hope that one instant Destruct came up to the surface didn't come to royally screw him over later.

Ugh I'm so tired. Writing dialogue for these characters are so hard, I feel like I'm so OOC for a few of them. Regardless, if you see any kind of error on my part, do leave some kind of review to let me know.

Yes I know they are called Anbu but do you honestly think that Kyrie would know what a covert group of people in a village of secrets are called. I don't think so. No one is really that stupid to be discussing something like that out in the open where he might hear. Kyrie might have run across them before given how long he's been alive but it's not like they go around introducing themselves to potential threats.