Going Merry Elementary
Ch. 2
After Bellemere leads Luffy to Ms. Alvidas class, He calls out to Bellemere asking her, "Hey Bellemere, who's the fat old hag in the front of the class?" As soon as those words left Luffy's mouth, everyone just stares at him except for a young boy sleeping in his chair. "WHAT DID YOU JUST SAY!?" yelled the teacher. Bellemere laughed at what happened before butting in and saying to Ms. Alvida (I always practice my manners when speaking to people that are older than me and I show it in my writing) "I think he was hinting that you should try weight watchers." "Hinting my as-tronomical face. COBY!" When she yelled that a young sheepish boy with round glasses with a purple rims stepped up from his seat. "Y-yes Ms. Alvida?" "Tell this young little monkey who is the most beautiful woman in the world," "That would be-""Tell us all the truth Coby," Surprised by the voice Coby looks up to see who said it. When he saw the voice he just slightly gasped. Finding confidence Coby Answered
"The most beautiful girl in the world would be-NOT YOU, YOU FAT UGLY SEA COW!" When those words left Cobys mouth the only thing that could be heard is Luffy's boisterous laughter. "Why you no good little!" Ms. Alvida screams as she runs to the boys with an iron mace-don't ask where she pulled it out from-, but before she could get close she gets thrown on her stomach with her arm behind her. The person doing this action is none other than Bellemere. "Nami, can you call the police real quick for me? My hands are occupied at the moment, heh heh" "Sure thing Bellemere," said the young orange haired girl in a dress with green leaves on it. Luffy goes and finds an empty seat next to the young boy who was sleeping earlier and still was. "Huh? Is it time for recess? Where's Ms. Alvida at?" " Oh, she's on the floor waiting for the police," responded Luffy. The young boy looks at the floor and sees Ms. Alvida on the floor. "What happened to her?" "She tried to hurt me and that wimpy kid over there" Luffy points to Coby as he explains this to the young kid. "So you caused this to happen? Gotta say, you got guts. The names Zoro, Roronoa Zoro," "I'm Monkey D. Luffy." As they greet each other forming a strong bond as friends, a police officer wearing a grey coat but no shirt on with cigars on his sleeves and a jutte on his back walks in the room. "I'm here for the disturbance. Is this the right room?" the man asked. "Yep this is her, she used to be called Iron Mace Alvida. The only reason why she was hired as a teacher is to try and to reform her act," explained Bellemere. "Hey Zoro?" "Yeah Luffy, what's up?" "Why is your hair green?" Slightly ticked at the question, Zoro responds by saying, "It's my natural hair color," "Is that why you wear green pants and a weird green belt?" "It's called a haramaki, Luffy. Swordsmen wear them to hold their katanas."
After Ms. Alvida is taken away, the music teacher shows up. He is a well dressed man with a pirate hat and a trench coat comes in. "Hey Ms. Bellemere, what happened to Ms. Alvida?" Bellemere turns to see who was talking and saw Mr. Yorki speaking to her. "Oh hey, Yorki. Alvida just violated her parole, that's all," she says as she waves her hand. "DON'T SAY THAT AS IF IT'S NOTHING!" Exclaimed Mr. Yorki."Well whatever, hey can you watch these kids until we get a sub for them?" asked MS. Bellemere with a sly grin. Mr. Yorki sighs in defeat before answering her. "Sure thing Ms. Bellemere," Mr. Yorki turns to the Kids and gives himself an introduction to the kids-both new and old- and receives a question from Luffy if he's a pirate only cause of the hat.
3 hours later
"Finally, time to eat," says Luffy as he takes out his huge lunchbox. Zoro looks over and is surprised by the contents. "There is nothing in there but meat and a juicebox. A girl hears the screaming and walks over to the two boys. "Hi there, did you really bring only meat?" she asks. "I didn't bring only meat," "That's a relief," sighs the girl. "I also brought a juicebox," explains Luffy as he gives his trademark grin and laugh. "THAT DOESN'T MAKE IT BETTER!" Yells Zoro and girl with pointed teeth instead of normal ones. "Be glad I have extra tangerines with me, here." She goes to her desk and pulls out a tangerine from her bag. "Wow! Thanks a lot! Wait what's your name?" "My name is Nami," Zoro ask if he can have a tangerine and Nami say's "Only for a Berri," when she said that she stuck her tongue out and winked. Zoro mutters to himself and calls her a witch. After those words escaped his mouth, a dress shoe is thrown to his head. When he looks at the person who threw the shoe, he sees a blonde boy in a white dress shirt, black slacks, one dress shoe and half of his face is covered by his bangs. The side that isn't covered has a curly eyebrow. "What was that for Dart-Brow?" "That's for calling a mellorine a witch Moss-For-Brains!" Yells the blonde. After that little tussle, the blonde turns his attention to Nami. "I apologize for the neanderthals behavior to you. Please have some of my lunch," He offers a croque-madame sandwich to Nami. When she bites into it she is greeted to an explosion of flavor that has the right balance of salt and sweetness. "This sandwich is very delicious! Thank you so much," "You're welcome and my name is Sanji," Zoro yells at Sanji "YOU WANNA GO AT IT CURLY BROW?!" "WHAT'D YOU SAY MOSS HEAD?!" As they continue to go at it each other, Luffy goes and tries to find someone to play with before recess ends. Luffy finds a boy with a long nose and dark curly hair. "Hey can I play with you?" ask Luffy. "Only if you call me captain Usopp!" "Wait, you said you're name is Usopp? Aren't you Yasopp's son?" "Huh? How do you know my dad?" "Simple he talks about you all the time, with my godfather, Shanks." explains Luffy. "You're Shanks kid? Nice to meet you, what's your name?" asked Usopp. "My name is Luffy, nice to meet you."
3 hours later
Ace, Sabo and Luffy stand outside the school waiting for shanks to come and pick them up. When they hear the roar of a 327 horsepower 67 chevy impala come up to the school, they already know that it's Shanks coming to get them. "Hey kids, how was school?" Shanks asked his three sons. Before any of them could have a chance to say how their day was, Luffy blurts out, "My teacher got arrested before lunch," "That's nice to hear, now how was your da-" Shanks just realized what was said. "WHAAAT?! How did that happen?!" Luffy explains how Ms. Alvida got arrested during the car ride home. After he was done explaining what happened everyone-except Luffy- was laughing all the way home. When they all got home the boys stopped laughing when they saw who's car was in the drive. Begging Shanks not to let them in the house he just apologized for what was about to happen to them. Upon nearing the door, all of them-and some neighbors- heard a booming laughter followed by "Nothing makes an old man happy like seeing his favorite grandchildren back from school!"