Emmaline: OMG, PEOPLE ACTUALLY LIKE ONE OF MY CRAZY IDEAS?!
Haesel: Yup. So while she foams at the mouth over the fact people actually like this, thanks to our reviewers!
Review responses:
LadyThetaSigma: Yeah, I like River to a response, and getting married in an alternate timeline with alternate versions of the Ponds, makes her marriage invalid, in my opinion.
TardisBlueismynewfavoritecolor: Here you go.
princesslolitatheorca654: Thank you! I really don't think so, so having you say it is warms my heart. Seriously, I am surprised when someone reviews one as "good" or anything on the "ok" side of things.
yellow rose: Go Rosie! You win! Damn it, Amy cheated!
Guest: Yeah, she is one of my least favorite characters, she is just below Martha.
To all who reviewed, I thank you, and I ask that if you read my Fem!Percy story, to vote in my poll.
Lawyer: Ms. Tsukihana, was it? Anyway, does Emmaline Haesel, known to you as Misu Chosha, own Doctor Who?
Tsukihana:...No.
Emmaline Haesel: Sellout. *pouts* Allons-y! Ooh, before I forget, I really do like Amy, I just needed to portray her as the 'villan' this chapter to move the story along. She'll be good soon enough, no worries! And Another thing, I'm really surprised no one has commented on Rory being OOC. I think he is, and I'm freaking writing him!
Previously:
"Silly, silly, silly Melody Pond. He is mine, always has been mine, and always will be." Rose's voice took on a mystical timbre at her last words, almost a if something more powerful and ancient was speaking. "I made sure of that for me, as the mortal, and I will continue to do so for myself, as an immortal." the Doctor paled as her realized it was Bad Wolf speaking, when all of a sudden Rose slumped over, unconscious, her weight draped over River, still preventing her from getting up.
Now:
The Doctor, seeing Rose slump over, immediately looked around for a threat, Rory mimicking his actions. All the two men saw was an irate Amy standing over her daughter and Rose with a cast iron skillet, now where were those marauding alien- wait a moment. Amy? Holding a skillet? Looking irate? The Doctor, and surprisingly, Rory's faces morphed into intensely disagreeable expressions. Doctor, because she had just hit his love over the head with a skillet. Really? Who even does that? come on. And Rory, because his wife had just knocked out his honorary aunt because she was disciplining the daughter he can't and she won't. Amy, just looked smug, ignoring that fact her daughter was now pinned underneath the other blonde.
"Why?" again, the Doctor was growling, but this time, Rory was growling with him.
"Why? Because she was beating up my daughter! Rory, why didn't you try to stop her from beating up my daughter?" Amy fumed at her husband.
"Oh, so she's your daughter? What, are you asexual and can give birth to a child created without my help? Well that pretty much makes me obsolete!" Rory returned, with an incredulous look on his face. "I didn't stop her, because our," Rory stressed our, to tell Amy river was his daughter as well, "daughter needs to learn there are certain boundaries that she cannot cross, like the one between friends and breaking a relationship, one that had been put on hold indefinitely, but still, she needed to learn that lesson, and many others! She won't listen to me for anything, you won't discipline her for anything and anything the Doctor says she turns it into something dirty! So yeah, my honorary aunt comes in and is teaching her her place, then why would I stop it? I don't like the fact they had to fight, but if River understands the lesson now, no harm, no foul. But this was something that needed to be done, hence the reason, I didn't step in!" Rory shouted at his hot-headed wife, shocking her into silence. The Doctor, glaring yet again that day, looked at the former Roman in approval, due to him finally standing up to the very commandeering Scot.
The Doctor, turning his gaze, now emotionless, to said commandeering Scot, said coolly, "As your husband has already chewed you out, I shall not. But, heed my warning, Amelia Jessica Pond-Williams, do not lay another finger on Rose if you wish to find yourself in a reasonable time and on a reasonable planet. Am I clear?" the Doctor said, no hint of his cosmic-nine-year-old self present. Amy, very scared, nodded and backed off from said blonde, scared to be within arms reach of him, or Rose.
"?Now that we are done with the theatrics, Doctor, I really need a Doctor. No comments or cracks about the Game Station, you hear? Ooh, my head." Rose groaned from her position of using River as a pillow, River fuming about what her father said about her as she had stopped struggling to get Rose off of her when the three had started talking.
"Rose/Aunt Rose!" The Doctor and Rory had shouted at the same moment, as they had realized Rose had woken up. The Doctor bent down and scoped Rose up, hurrying to the med-bay with Rory close behind, leaving Amy to help her daughter up.
"Hey, what about River, your daughter?" Amy shouted after Rory's retreating back.
Rory just waved over his shoulder and replied, "She wasn't hit over the head with a cast iron skillet, now was she?"
His response just angered the already steamed Scot.
"Oh, that man! I will strangle that pesky plastic Roman Centurion!" Amy grumbled, helping her daughter up and into the TARDIS, swearing, as she could feel the TARDIS stretching hallways and moving the med-bay away from them.
When they finally got tp the med-bay, they found Rory studying the med-bay machinery's reports, studiously ignoring the other two occupants and their 'activities,'. Imagine your favourite aunt and best friend making out. Yeah, that's about what Rory felt like. Amy made a coughing noise. Rose pulled back from the kiss, saw it was her, glared, then went right back to kissing the Doctor, leaving Amy affronted. Rory came over with the special medical sonic Rose had made the Doctor make, and scanned River, then changed the settings and fixed her scrapes and bruises.
"Oi, Doctor! Oxygen deprivation doesn't help with a concussion! So cut it out!" Rory yelled over his shoulder, startling Amy with his 180 in attitude. Where had the timid nurse gone? The bendable plastic Centurion? Where had he gone? "I grew a spine."
"What?" Amy spluttered in shock at Rory's comment.
"I grew a spine. Aunt Rose always said I needed to stand up for myself. It wasn't until today I realized she was right."
"I am always right! Doctor! Stop it! I will not in the med-bay, and most certainly not again without a ring on my finger with the promise of eternity! Doctor! Ugh!" Rose started tapping out a beat of four, causing the Doctor's head to snap up and look around worried. When he saw the Master wasn't there, he looked back at Rose and Rory to see them snickering. Rory knew because she actually grew up his honorary aunt, in a linear fashion. She told Rory about everything, even finding away to communicate across the void/ She also tried with the Doctor, hell, even the TARDIS tried to get through to him, but it didn't work, so she just talked to Rory, telling him not to mention her if he ever so happened to meet the Doctor.
"Hey, Doctor? Come look at this. You to, Auntie." Rory said. " Hopefully your tenant can provide an explanation." Rory showed them the scans. He had accidentally scanned the Doctor a few times, and what he saw confused and amused him. the Doctor, interpreting the charts, face-faulted into the floor. Rose giggled at his reaction, because when Bad Wolf said immortal, she meant immortal. Rory and Amy too, despite how reluctantly Bad Wolf was for the last person.
"Rose? You're immortal?" The Doctor asked, spiting out dirt. How was there dirt on the med-bay floor? This was a sterile room! The TARDIS lights flashed in a sequence that meant she was laughing. Oi, cheeky ship!
"Yes, Doctor. When I say 'forever,' I mean it. Rory and his wife as well. I can't exactly let him die on me, and I don't want him depressed, so Amy as well. Sorry, River, your death is a fixed point in time." Here the Doctor winced, thinking of Donna and the Library.
"Wha-?" River started, before being cut off by Rose.
"Spoilers!" She winked, mimicking the pose of some anime girls when she said that, winking and smiling at her, while leaning forward.
As River fumed at Rose throwing her line back in her face, Rose wandered off to explore the new, to her, TARDIS interior. The first room she found was the old console room. The TARDIS lit it up just for her, as she sat in the jump seat reminiscing. Finally getting up, she continued wandering, finding Jack's then Mickey's rooms, as well as Adam's, for the short time he stayed there. Finally, she came across her room,and Amy entered the hall just as she was pushing open the door to go in.
"Where do you think you are going?" the still-upset Scot said, practically snapping at the blonde.
"Uhm, my room?" Rose asked more than said.
"No, that's the Doctor's room. I'm pretty sure the TARDIS has already destroyed your room by now." The TARDIS' lights flashed in the 'anger' sequence, but Amy mistook it for the TARDIS agreeing with her."See? Even Idris agrees with me!" Rose just shook her head and entered the room, flopping down on the bed next to the Doctor as he read his book, laying on his half of her bed.
"Hello, Rose. Amy" The Doctor nodded to them, before returning to his book. Rose picked up her book for her nightstand and flipped to the page she had been on years ago, and just continued reading from there, leaving Amy flabbergasted in the doorway, for what she had thought was the Doctor's room, was actually Rose's! That showed how dedicated to her he was. All of a sudden, all the occupants of the sentient ship heard a chime like a doorbell, and made their way to the console room, seeing a man looking at the new controls. The Doctor, stepping forward, coughed to catch his attention.
The man straightened up and turned around, smiling and said "Honey, I'm home! Now, where's my hug? And Rose! You're hear too! The gang's all together again!" The man said in a distinct American accent.
Rory gasped. "You're...
Sorry, sprites! Had to cut it off somewhere. Probably would be able to tell who it is, but review with who you think it is, yeah? Whew, two chapters in one day! Super Woman HERE! Whoop!
This is Emmaline Haesel, signing off! See y'all!