WARNING: This story contains; Graphic Violence, Foul Language, and Possible Lemons
Disclaimer: I DO NOT own Naruto or the contents of Naruto, I only own my own original ideas
Chapter 2
Three years have passed since the death and rebirth of Naruto into the avatar of pain and suffering. It was a bright, slightly cloudy day in Konoha. The wind was lightly blowing; the birds sang happily, the peace was shattered by anguished screams.
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In the halls of the I&T department wails and roars of pain reveberated through out the structure. A leaf chunin led a recently captured an enemy shinobi prisoner towards his interrogation cell. As they trekked forwards they neared a particular loud and agonized source of screams. When they reached the source they passed by a room with a one way window wall. The contents of the room were undiscernible as the entire wall had a thick curtain of blood and gore that blocked off all view of the interior.
"Sheesh. What did that poor bastard do?" The prisoner asked heartily "Steal the Hokage's panties?" he sassed.
His chunin escort smirk a terrible smirk before answering "That little brat pranked her house" then he sighed "Kids these days".
The prisoner laughed nervously "What genin would have the balls to prank another village's shinobi?"
The chunin just turned to him confused. "Genin? We don't let civi kids become genin of Konoha at eight unless they are like Itachi level amazing and look how that turned out" then he just shook his head.
His prisoner however was hung up on his captor's words."...WHAT!" he shreiked.
"Shush you'll piss Anko off if your yelling disturbs her 'justice'" he air quoted 'justice'.
His captive just lost it further gasping at him. "You SICK leaf fucks let ANKO! FUCKING ANKO! mistress of seduction and sadism; Lord of suffering, second only to the legend Ibiki; torture an eight year old child from YOUR OWN VILLAGE for PRANKING her. WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH YOU!" this was only the beginning of his long drawn out rant bordering hysterics.
The leaf nin however took this opportunity to go over his chart before he came to the page holding the name of the interrogator to handle the prisoner and paled. Turning towards the door to the blood soaked room he shivered a little.
Just then the door opened just enough for Anko to stick her head out, her purple hair matted down in crusted blood. "Oy! What's with the noise I'm trying to enjoy my session here" she huffed out.
"Yes well on the subject of sessions" the leaf nin fidgeted nervously.
"Well out with it?" Anko snapped growing impatient.
"Well you will have to cut your current one short. Your are to interrogate this enemy nin here" he pointed at a now quaking shinobi. Anko growled at him menacingly. "Ibiki's orders ma'am" he shifted uncomfortably.
Anko scowled angrily before stepping out; literally wear someone's blood as an overcoat. She turned to look inside the room before throwing a key inside. The enemy nin stared in confusion while the leaf chunin started to shake violently. Anko took two steps forward before a silver haired eight year old, in a completely shredded pair of black shorts and scraps of a red shirt clinging to his bloody skin, zoomed out of the room Anko stepped out of and clung to her back. He rested his head on her left shoulder and played with a circumscribed triangle pendent on a chain she wore around her neck. He sighed irritably at the two male nin.
"I know Naru-kun. I wanted to have more fun too but work is work" Anko said as she patted him on the head.
Naruto suddenly grew a grin that proudly showed off his wicked teeth. "Well since this plaything interrupted my fun can I play with him" he then started to like her neck "Pweaty pwease?" he asked before he started to nibble lightly on her ear.
Anko shivered in pleasure before giving in. "Fine!" she yelled "Now stop making me horny"
As soon as Naruto let go of her ear she swung her elbow in to the side of his head at full jonin force embedding the right side of his face up to his nose in the wall. As his body hang limply from his neck a sinister grin carved across his face.
Pulling his face from the wall and dropping to the floor he affixed his gaze to the quaking chunin. "You" he pointed at the chunin "Corpse takes this plaything to my room"
"Hai sempai" the chunin said humbly with a bow.
The prisoner just looked at him flabbergasted. He followed his escort without difficulty. 'I mean no matter how freaky he might look he is just an eight year old, he can't do anything really harmful to me' he though as they reached the room in question.
The chunin just gestured for him to enter. Naruto and Anko reached the door moments later. Naruto just entered and shut the door behind him. Not moments later the world exploded in screams, wails, whimpers, howls, and all other noises of suffering including a few that the minds of most cannot comprehend.
Anko held herself as she writhed in lustful longing. "His work always makes my crotch so itchy and me so needy" she sighed out before her eyes turned to the chunin "hey how bout we go to my place and go a few rounds? Hmmm what do you say?" she asked seductively.
The chunin looked up from his clip board to say something but he froze and his eyes widened. Behind Anko was the observation window with Naruto staring at him with a menacing smile. The phrase 'Go ahead...I DARE you' was scrawled in blood. The chunin just nervously shuffled off. Anko tilted her head then looked down as she firmly cupped both of her breasts.
"Am I losing my touch?" she asked herself before she turned to look at the window. The message now read 'Naru+Anko=BFF4EVA' with Naruto nowhere to be seen. Anko huffed in annoyance "Damn cock blocker. Does this every time" then a smile came to her face "Can't blame him though he is just looking out for me after all" she blinked then noticed the message had changed again to read 'Do NOT fuck up my reputation'. "Yeah yeah whatever. Have fun, I'm going for dango" she pouted at the window. before she could walk off the message had change again in the blink of an eye. It now read 'Bring me back so special hema-dango. LOVE YOU KO-CHAN!' Anko was startled. 'One day I'll figure out how he does that' she swore to her herself.
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A couple hours later and the duo were sitting at a table outside one of Anko's favorite dango shops. A wide berth was given around them as they munched on their respective favorite order although Naruto's could turn a few stomachs.
"I still don't get how you got the owner to make that for you" Anko spoke around bites.
Naruto looked up from his with a small bit of blood dripping out the corner of his mouth. He wiped his mouth before he spoke.
"Money can buy all sorts of things Ko-chan" he said like it was obvious.
"Yeah but dango filled with fresh blood?" she quirked her eyebrow "Thats pushing it isn't?"
Naruto just chuckled "Not at all; I pay the owner who lets his establishment sell it, the chief who cooks, and the donor who donates her blood all a healthy sum for each order"
"How can you afford that?!" Anko shot back.
"It's easy when you're the best interrogator in I&T" he responded cheekily.
"Oh BULLSHIT!" she screamed in response.
"Bet"
"BET!" she screamed.
They then traded their 'bet' scrolls containing the instructions the losing party would have to follow.
"So when will it be decided?" she asked as an afterthought.
"Give it sometime, you'll know" was Naruto's cryptic response as he took a sip from his blood enriched tea.
A soft breeze blew between them and Anko opened her mouth to say something but was interrupted by the Hokage appearing at the head of the table via puff.
"Ah, I figured you would be here" he spoke around the pipe in his mouth as he took a seat.
"Need something old bastard?" Naruto asked with a near physical volume of cheek.
"Yeah don't you have paper work out the ass?" Anko chimed in
Naruto and Sarutobi looked each other in the eye with a sinister smile.
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In the Hokage's office, buried under paper work was Danzo the war hawk trying valiantly to vanquish the vile meniance that is paper work. Trying and failing horribly. He was being slowly consumed by its never-ending tide as wave after wave assaulted him.
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"I thought I would, at least partially, help him live one of his dreams" the Hokage snickered out.
"DAMN YOU SARUTOBI!" rang out over the village in surprising vocal power.
"Totally my idea" Naruto claimed proudly.
Anko looked nervously at her bet scroll fearing that Naruto may actually be the better interrogator.
"Yes well back on topic" Sarutobi directed while filling up his pipe. Having both their attentions he continued. "It has been decide that Naruto will be put on leave from his duties at I&T so that he may attend the academy"
A short pause ensued before...
"OH HELL NO!" Naruto put Danzo's previous scream to shame as he almost shattered the sound barrier from force alone. "I FUCKING REFUSE!"
Naruto launched into a rant, his anger visible by the dark blue glow that shown through the bandages over his right eye and purple flames started to writhe over his right arm. The Hokage just waited patiently until he was done.
"Sigh, what ever shall I do" he feigned woe "To bad it isn't up to you, but think of this a vacation"
"How will I eat?" Naruto asked, the light show having faded.
"You will still be paid your normal wage as this is also a mission" Sarutobi answered, missing what Naruto meant.
"I'm going to starve" Naruto whispered to himself.
"Anyway" Sarutobi spoke up "You will attend the Academy to get familiar with all the students in your class, mostly the clan heirs, so that when they graduate you and Anko will be assigned as a backup unit for all their missions C or higher until they reach Chunin"
Anko, who had been snickering until then, looked at the Hokage mortified.
"So the council wants me to run protection detail on the 'important people'?" Naruto asked, making use of air quotes.
"Yes but it will be easy for you" The Hokage replied "You don't actually have to participate, just show up and you will be passed" he continued "Plus the class is filled with fangirls"
"Tch, I hate fangirls" Anko hissed in disapproval.
Sarutobi however knew Naruto to well and was playing at his love of pain and chaos.
"Fangirls?" he asked in a hushed voice.
"Yes Naruto, all boy crazed for the same student" Sarutobi tempted him further.
"Boy crazed?" he asked with a small bit of drool forming.
"Yes, they tend to do a lot of damage to each other and anyone close" Sarutobi smirked 'Now for the last nail' he thought "And the class is filled with stupid boys who can't keep their mouth shut"
That was all it took to sway Naruto as he sprang to his feet with a vicious grin.
"I'll take it!" he chorused in anticipated delight.
'What part of no choice... aw fuck it' Sarutobi thought to himself "Good you start next Monday, enjoy your day"
With a puff of smoke and leaves he was gone. Naruto looked far off, daydreaming of the hell to come. Anko pouted because her 'Naru Time' had been cut into for the foreseeable future.
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Said next Monday came and two hours into Iruka's class Naruto was nowhere to be seen. Class carried on like usual until the stomping off weighed down feet and the scrape of chains could be heard down the hall. Mumbling could be heard as the foot falls grew closer. Everyone stopped to watch the door in anticipation.
Nothing until the door was ripped out of the wall by a heavily chained Naruto.
"Stupid Anko got carried away" then he smiled "guess she is ganna miss our 'Naru Time'' he then giggled to himself as he brushed off the chains "You must be Iruka" he spoke to the male teacher
"Yo-your 'gulp' you're late" Iruka breathed out nervously.
"Hey the old bastard said to show up every day, he didn't say when I had to show up" Naruto shot back with an annoyed glare.
"Gomen.." Iruka tried to apologized but Naruto grabbed his face to silence him.
Iruka wisely stopped talking least his existence be extinguished. Naruto stared blankly at a boy in the second to last row. Pushing Iruka to sit he stared to walk towards the raven haired boy. A pink haired girl tried to scream at him that 'He couldn't do that to Iruka-sensei' but Naruto jabbed her in the throat with two fingers and she dropped to her knees choking and gasping for breath as she clutched her throat. A Blond tried to attack him but he grabbed the back off her neck and slammed his knee in to her stomach rendering her a wailing mess. Through this Naruto never took his eyes of the boy, he didn't even register the girls existence other than to crush their opposition.
As he reached the boy's row the boy could no longer pull off his stoic, aloof demeanor and started to stare back in slight fear. When Naruto reached the boy he looked him in the eye, inches away from his face.
"Your pain is delightful" he sighed out in ecstasy.
He then sat right next to the dark haired student.
"You may continue class Iruka" he made a swipe of his hand still starring at a freaked out Sasuke.
Iruka just did as told, completely ignoring his two students writhing around in pain. The rest of his class followed suite lest they earned the ire of the kid even the teacher feared.
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The academy settled in to a new routine. Class would start normally and everything would proceed fine until Naruto would decide to show up for the day. After that everyone would do their best to ignore whatever craziness he would drag in with him. Iruka had gotten to the point where he would just continue like Naruto wasn't even there, just how Naruto liked it. Sasuke had more trouble but he had grown to respect the power Naruto obvevously held to get way with doing anything he damn well pleased.
Like now for example. Iruka was teaching like everything was normal but he paid extra mind not to look up at Sasuke's row. The reason was clear as Anko was longing on the desk right in front of Sasuke, blocking his vision of the lesson. She was currently engaged in a debate with Naruto about a tough case in I&T.
"He won't say shit!" Anko huffed out angrily.
"I'm tellin' ya" He argued back "Stab him in the eyes"
Anko shook her head "It would work he is one of the toughest fuckers I have ever seen"
"I don't give a shit!" Naruto yelled at her "Stab Him In THE FUCKING EYES!"
Anko went to retort but Naruto had had enough.
"Fine!" he screamed standing up "I will show you" he said defiantly "Iruka I'll be back keep this here" he said pointing at Sasuke.
"Hai" Iruka said humbly with a bow.
Seeing his orders would be followed he tackled Anko out the window
An hour and a half passed before a bloody Naruto trudged back in. He walked slowly and looked exhausted. He mumbled hotly to himself.
"Stubborn ass hat" he trudged up the steps "They don't make 'em like that anymore"
Upon reaching Sasuke's row he didn't sit down, instead he picked said boy up and sat him on the desk. Sasuke didn't move a muscle. Naruto the laid on the table with his head in Sasuke's lap. Sasuke blushed at the intimate contact.
His fan club would have started a war with the offender if it wasn't Naruto. No they all knew better than to disturb the 'Shadow Ruler' of Iruka's class. Kiba however earned the beating instead when he accused Sasuke of being gay.
Naruto slept peacefully as the lullaby of a dog being beaten and almost castrated played in the back ground.
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The rest of the four years in the academy carried on much the same; Naruto did as he pleased, Anko lounged in the class in her off time, Iruka acted like everything was normal, and Sasuke's education was hindered by Naruto's whims. The only thing that had changed is Sasuke developing a secret crush on the hellion Naruto and his conversion to the way of Jashin because of it. This made three that openly claimed Naruto's religion as their own. Sasuke, Anko, and surprisingly Danzo though some had seen Danzo coming to Naruto for advice for some unknown problem.
Today was the day after the graduation exam and all those who passed waited in Iruka's class room for their instructors. Naruto had passed as promised and now awaited to see the result of team selections. Additionally due to the uneven number of graduates one team would only have two genin but would also have first priority in having Anko and Naruto assigned as back up.
Anko could be heard chatting with another woman as they walked down the hall. Upon entering the other woman was identified as Kurinia. She glanced at Naruto for a passing second before collecting her team and leaving with Anko waving happily at Naruto.
Time passed and only Naruto, Sasuke, and Sakura where left. The latter two were to be team seven under Copy-nin Kakashi. Naruto seemed content to wait and the other two didn't dare speak out. A half hour later and Naruto was finally ready to get something done. Standing up and snapping his fingers he was rewarded to Kakashi appearing in a blur of speed next to him reading a smut novel.
"No more waiting Kakashi we start their test now" Naruto spoke to the Jonin like he was his lackey.
"Hai" he replied before turning to the two genin "Meet at training seven"
A moment later both Naruto and Kakashi were gone. Sakura went to speak to Saskue but he was already out of the class and walking down the hall way.
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When Sasuke and Sakura entered the training ground they spotted Naruto leaning against a half buried boulder with Kakashi crouching on said boulder still reading his smut. Seeing the two genin had arrived Naruto turned to them.
"Good you're both here. Your test will be clear cut, survive" he said without any sign he was joking "Kakashi here will be out to beat you into submission, you must last until time runs out in two hours"
Sakura's eyes threatened to pop out of her head; Sasuke was already dashing to find a place to hide. Following his lead Sakura took off into the forest.
Naruto waited for fifteen minutes before he reached over his shoulder and snatched the book from Kakashi's grip. Kakashis's demeanor instantly changed. His visible eye became blood shot and dilated. He started to breathe in growls and grunts while his whole body tensed. His hands clenched into claws and his nails lengthened into sharp black talons.
The genjutsu on the book in Naruto's hand faded to reveal a blood red cover with black lettering. It's cover read 'The Art of Torture and Carnage By: The Avatar of Pain'. The shaking caused by his tensed muscles caused Kakashi's Jashinist pendent to fall out from it hiding place in his shirt.
"Don't kill them" Naruto spoke to the bestial Kakashi "I don't want to have to explain to the old bastard why they're dead understand?" Kakashi's just growled in acceptance "Good boy" he patted the side of Kakashi's face. A devilish grin was plastered to Naruto's face "Sick 'em" and like that Kakashi shot off in a whirling cyclone. Naruto leaned his head back awaiting the beautiful symphony of pain and torment that was about to begin.
AN:
Please review and comment as all CONSTRUCTIVE criticism will be taken under advice.
Pairing(s) for Naruto undecided with one possibility being fem Hidan cause Fuck Yeah!
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