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I can make fun of this damn show forever...although I don't want to do it forever...
GeassBound:
With a simple baseball bat as his weapon, and the ability to use a special psychic power known as 'Geass', a young man from Britiannia must team up with three allies: C.C., Suzaku and Rolo, and he must bring a stop to the evil being Schneizygas, and its army of otherworldly monsters.
Also, it's only on the SNES.
"So...this is a EarthBound parody?"
"I'm afraid so..."
"DAMMMMMMMMMMMN..."
The Things My Mother Did:
Lelouch couldn't believe what he had found; a personal diary of C.C.'s back during the time she was living with Marianne, Lelouch's mother.
'This is gonna be good...' Lelouch snickered as he opened the book.
Five minutes later...
Lelouch burst into C.C.'s room, tossed the diary in her face, and snapped, "YOU?! MY MOTHER?! FLIRTING BEHIND MY DAD'S BACK?!! SERIOUSLY?!"
C.C. shrugged. "What can I say? She was hot..."
"GUH!! I CANNOT UNREAD WHAT I HAVE JUST READ!! OH GOD, MY EYES!!!"
C.C. continued eating her pizza without a problem.
Geass'mon:
Waving his hand in a dramatic fashion, Suzaku exclaimed, "GO, EUPHIECHU!!! USE YOUR 'MASSACRE-PRINCESS-SHOCK' ATTACK!!!"
"EUUUUUUPHIE!!!"
With a single blast, Lelouch and Kallen, along with their talking cat C.C., were sent flying off into the sky.
"IT LOOKS LIKE THE BLACK KNIGHTS ARE BLASTING OFF AGAIN!!!!"
Wiping the sweat from his brow, Suzaku returned Euphiechu to her pokeball. 'When will those motherfuckers ever learn...?'
The Question that Haunts Them All:
Lelouch couldn't even sleep at night anymore because of this odd problem he had noticed only recently. It wasn't that big of a deal, really, but still...it made no sense.
"If we're actually British...how come we can only speak Japanese?" Lelouch asked Suzaku once while they were eating lunch.
Suzaku thought about it. "Uh...because anime does not suffer from the language barrier? Either that, or it's supposed to be a running gag..."
No one else had any other idea, and thus Lelouch went through another night without rest.