It was 4:00 am when the door to Fry and Benders room creaked open. Two figures scurried into the apartment room, one large, and one small; being as quiet as possible. Leela, now in the living room because of Fry's snoring, was sound asleep on the couch. She had her feet over the arms of the furniture and a blanket over herself. She twisted and turned, as if something was bothering her. She felt her heart rate jump up faster and faster every minute. She tried to relax, but her constant shaking kept her from being calm. She couldn't take it anymore, so she sat straight up. Before she knew it, she had her eyes stuck on a pair of glasses.
She used her leg and kicked the intruder in the groin as fast and hard as she could, which made him fall to the ground. Another figure came from behind and grabbed her by the arms. Her opponent was big, she could barely move her arms. She curled into a ball, making sure her giant feet came in contact with the mans face, and with a thrust, shoved him into the wall.
The man crashed through the wall, and into Fry's room, which caused the red-head to gradually wake up. Fry sat up from his bed and scratched his eyes. He walked over the big brute that lay on the ground, and walked past the man crawling on the floor. He entered the kitchen and flicked on the light. He screamed terrifyingly. Leela, now putting on her boots, rushed to the kitchen as fast as she could.
"What is it?!" She said worryingly.
"The milks gone bad." He said as he picked up a carton of milk.
Leela sighed and grabbed his arm "Come on, were getting the police."
The two of them turned around but were stopped by the two men that had infiltrated the room.
"Halt, humans! Or we would be forced to use our mighty nerdly powers!" Said the small man. He reached behind his back and pulled out a book.
Leela stood in a defensive position, "Oh yeah, what do you plan on doing?" She mocked.
"By overwhelming your mind with our knowledge!" The nerd remarked.
"Oh really? How to tend on doing that, you greasy dork?"
The man cleared his throat, "What is two plus two?"
Fry, suddenly spaced out and fell backwards by the "complexity" of the question. Leela immediately scissor kicked the man, knocking him to the ground. She turned to her side and punched the larger man right in the face, knocking him down as well. Before she could do anything else, they were up again, almost immediately after hitting the ground.
She backed up a little bit, "How do you keep getting back up?" she asked.
The two men laughed and walked forward. The little man spoke up, "Foolish person, do you know the immense power of a dungeons and dragons nerd? We only have one weakness, and you will never-"
Just then, another figure entered the room, and two mechanical arms reached behind them and yanked their underwear. It was Bender.
The little man screamed, "Ow! How did he know that our power comes from our flannel underpants! OW! OW!"
Bender turned them around and flinched at their appearance, "Ugh! Nerds!" He walked over to the window, and kicked the button that opens the window and threw them out the window. They screamed as they plummeted to their death.
"Well, that takes care of those guys." He said.
Leela thought for a second, "Uhm, Bender, wouldn't it be odd if they saw two nerds in dark robes laying downward on the street?"
"Just like L.A?" Replied Bender.
"Never mind."