I shall continue this fanfic because I am a Shikamaru fangirl and Hidan must suffer. ^^ (Evil laugh) I don't own anyone.

"Hidan, relax. You're out of the hospital now," Kakuzu said as he, the blonde, and the mute immortal got into the "Akatsuki mobile."

"Yeah, it was better than last time, un."

Hidan and Deidara's last trip to the hospital...

"Push the cart faster, un!" Deidara yelled as several more nurses tried to poke at Hidan with needles.

"Back off, b____!" Hidan yelled as he pushed the cart carrying armless Deidara.

"You just had to get yourself stabbed with a scalpel and live, un!"

"Is it my f___ing fault they want to see why I'm immortal and they won't convert to Jashinism?!"

"Hidan, look out for that window, un!!!"

They crashed out the third floor window with the cart right behind them, spectators gasped.

"I JUST WANTED SOMEONE TO FIX MY ARMS, UN!" Deidara yelled as he landed face-first into a bush with Hidan.

End of Flashback.

"I don't have pay for legal damages this time."

Hidan glared at the two in the front seats. He was informed that he wasn't allowed to talk for a week, which meant he couldn't use his favorite words for a week.

"Are you still ticked off that you can't talk for a week?"

Hidan responded by shaking a fist at him.

"I take that as a yes, un."

As the got back to the Akatsuki base, everyone grinned at Hidan as if he weren't in on some joke. When he opened the door to his room, he found out. A big rock landed on his foot, and he would've started cussing his mouth off.

Tobi was right outside his door with a webcam recording the whole thing. When Hidan was done silently swearing, Tobi ran to his room and put the video on youtube.

Hidan noticed Tobi run over to his room, when he followed him, Hidan saw himself on computer screen silently yelling.

Tobi turned around to see Hidan glaring at him with a wave of killing intent.

Hidan scribbled on the dry-erase board. "TOBI YOU ARE GONNA F___ING DIE!"

Then Tobi started running around the base yelling, "Kakuzu-san! You're plan worked!"

(Evil smile) I love this fanfic.

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