Me: *lets out long exasperated yawn*
Hikaru: What's a matter lesha? Long night?
Me: *yawns and glowers at Hikaru* What do you think?
Hikaru: *cowers behind Kaoru* Lesha's scary in the morning!
Me: Like you didn't already know that…
Hunny: Leash-Chan sounds like Kyo-Chan and me.
Mori: Yeah *nods head in agreement*
Me: *sniffs the air* HEY! WHO'S DRINKING HAZELNUT COFFEE?!?!
Renge: Me? *points to self* why?
Me: Cause I want it *makes puppy dog face*
Benio: *Yanks coffee out of Renge's hands* Here you are Maiden
Me: Thanks for the offer *sticks nose up in the air* but I will never ever drink off of her cup
Hikaru: *sticks finger into back of throat* Yuck!
Kaoru: Would you drink from our cup? *holding cup of hazelnut coffee*
Me: Yes! Gimme gimme!! *reaches desperately for cup*
Kaoru: *takes swig and then passes cup to Hikaru*
Hikaru: *takes a sip and then hand cup to me*
Me: CUTE!! *takes giant gulp of coffee*
Tamaki: Lesha, are you okay? *looks at reddened face*
Me: HOTT!!! Ouch! *pants and waves hands in air*
Kyouya: *splashes ice water at my burning mouth*
Me: *shivers* Thanks *teeth chattering*
Haruhi: She'll catch a cold if she doesn't put a sweater on
Chizuru and Hinako: Take our sweaters fair maiden! *hands me dark purple sweater*
Me: *shivers* Thanks!
Tamaki: Here let me help you with that *attempts to help me put my sweater on*
Hikaru and Kaoru: NO WAY TONO! *pushes Tamaki out of the way*
Me: *pops sweater on over head* Sorry guys I'm all good now ^_^
Hikaru and Kaoru: Damn it! *goes over to Tamaki's emo corner*
Me: Alright now that I'm in a better mood and I'm warm how about we start the show? *smiles*
Renge: About time *rolls eyes*
Me: *takes out squeaky hammer* What was that? *glares*
Renge: NOTHING!
Me: I thought so. *puts hammer away* Okay our first question is from ILuvHikaruAndKaoru!
Hikaru and Kaoru: We love her ^_^
Me: Yeah she's awesome! Okay so the question is for none other than our own Hikaru.
Hikaru: Bring it on!
Me: Alright Hikaru, do you love Kaoru more than anyone is the whole world?
Hikaru: OF COURSE! *hold Kaoru closely* He's my twin!! *looks at me* but lesha you come in a very close second!
Me: *Blushes bright crimson*
Hunny: leash-Chan?
Mori: *knocks on empty head*
Tamaki: SOMEONE CALL THE AMBULANCE!! *runs around in circles*
Kyouya: *splashes me with ice water*
Me: Hu? What? *looks at soaking wet form* WTF!!!
Kyouya: *slinks into dark corner*
Nekozawa: *pushes Kyouya* Is this what you're looking for?
Me: KYOUYA SEMPAI!! *grabs squeaky hammer* Enough with the water!!
Benio: *hands me another sweater*
Me: Thanks *puts on sweater* Okay let's move on. ILuvHikaruAndKaoru has another question for Tamaki.
Tamaki: *stops running in circles* YAY!!
Haruhi: *smacks for head from embarrassment*
Me: Okay ILuvHikaruAndKaoru wants to know if you love EVERYONE in the Host Club.
Tamaki: Everyone?
Me: Yes EVERYONE *rolls eyes*
Tamaki: Even those terrible and annoying little devils? *points at a scowling Hikaru and Kaoru*
Hikaru and Kaoru: HEY!
Me: YES TAMAKI YES! EVERYONE MEANS EVERYONE!!!
Tamaki: Okay then yes ^_^
Everyone: What?
Tamaki: I love everyone in the Host Club *giggles* We're one big messed up family
Hikaru and Kaoru: Even us Tono?
Tamaki: *sighs* Yes even you the perverted homo idiots
Hikaru: TONO!
Kaoru: And after all we've done…
Me: Drama kings *rolls eyes* Alright the next question is from Elena Hitachiin.
Kyouya: Who's it for?
Me: Believe it or not it's for you *reads questions and starts laughing hysterically*
Kyouya: What's is say? *tries to peak at paper*
Me: *moves paper away*
Hikaru and Kaoru: We want to see!!
Me: Okay the question is it true that your in love with Tamaki?
Kyouya: O.o
Everyone: WTF!
Me: *bursts into another bout of hysteria*
Kyouya: Do I really have to answer that *cringes*
Me: Yep ^_^
Kyouya: *glowers*
Tamaki: Let's hear it mommy! Are you in love with daddy or not?
Kyouya: *bolts towards Stage Door Left*
Me: Block the exit Mori!
Mori: *blocks exit*
Kyouya: *runs towards Stage Door Right*
Me: Block that one too Hunny!
Hunny: I'm on it *blocks other exit*
Kyouya: Damn it! *standing in the middle of the stage*
Me: Hey Kasanoda? *bats eyelashes* Can you pull that lever for me?
Kasanoda: You mean the one right here? *points to lever on wall*
Me: Yep that's the one ^_^
Kasanoda: *pulls lever*
Kyouya: *falls through trap door* ahhh!!
Everyone: *runs over to trap door*
Kyouya: LET ME OUT OF HERE YOU BAKAS!!
Me: Not until you've answered the question!
Hikaru and Kaoru: *sticks out tongue and pulls on bottom eyelids*
Kyouya: FINE! I LOVE TAMAKI!! I LOVE HIM ALRIGHT?!?!
Everyone: *gasp*
Tamaki: *blushes* I knew it! Daddy loves you too, mommy!
Haruhi: *smacks forehead* idiots…
Me: Alright the next on is a dare for Hikaru.
Hikaru: Who's it from?
Me: Elena Hitachiin.
Hikaru: Okay what does she want?*scratches head*
Me: *gasps and squeals*
Kaoru: What is it lesha?
Me: SHE WANTS A SMEXY TWINCEST SCENE BETWEEN YOU AND KAORU!! *jumps for joy*
Haruhi: Oh brother…that act is so cheesy
Me: *takes out squeaky hammer* don't be a hater! You're just jealous that you don't have a twin to pull that off with!
Hikaru: *takes Kaoru into arms*
Kaoru: *looks up at Hikaru with glistening golden orbs*
Hikaru: Kaoru *slowly tilts Kaoru's chin upwards*
Kaoru: Hikaru…*blush starts to creep across bridge of nose and chin*
Hikaru: *slowly presses lips to his twins parted ones*
Kaoru: *moans softly as Hikaru's tongue darts inside his mouth*
Me: *lying on the floor dying of a brain aneurism* Too…kawaii 3
Hikaru: *separates from Kaoru and licks lips* mmm
Kaoru: What is it? *places forefinger at the corner of his lips*
Hikaru: Are you wearing strawberry lip balm?
Kaoru: It's lip gloss *winks at me*
Me: *faints from overload of sexiness*
Haruhi: SOMEBODY GET A STRECHER!!
Me: THAT WAS TOO KAWAII!!
Hikaru: I didn't know you were such a fan girl lesha.
Kaoru: Yeah!
Me: I'm no fan girl *blushes* Hikaru said he liked me back so the feelings are mutual.
Kyouya: *banging on trap door underneath feet*
Me: Okay moving on. *points* Nekozawa the next dare is for you from Elena Hitachiin
Nekozawa: I have a dare? *points to self*
Me: Yep ^_^ And apparently Pitou loves you
Everyone: *gasps* someone loves Nekozawa?
Nekozawa: I'm not that hated you know *glares*
Everyone: *backs away*
Me: Okay Nekozawa your dare is to go get a horrendous orange spray tan and flaunt it in one of Renge's bikinis
Nekozawa and Renge: WHAT?
Everyone else: hahahahaha XD
Hikaru: Oh yeah you're really loved Nekozawa *snickers*
Nekozawa: wahh!! *takes out creepy puppet* I curse you!
Me: *blocks Hikaru and takes out flashlight* INTO THAT CHANGING ROOM NOW!
Nekozawa: *cries and runs into changing room*
Me: Tamaki, go help the Prince change *points to dressing room*
Tamaki: but why? *shivers*
Me: BECAUSE I SAID SO! *takes out squeaky hammer*
Tamaki: Ahh!! I'm going!! *runs off to help Nekozawa*
Me: Moving on *sighs* The next dare is for Tamaki.
Hunny: Tama-Chan is still in the dressing room with Neko-kun.
Me: Mori?
Mori: Hu? *looks at me*
Me: Can you go drag the idiots out of the changing room?
Mori: Alright *goes into changing room*
Me: *points at Kasanoda* You go help too
Kasanoda: *grumbles while following after Mori*
Me: *tapping foot*
Tamaki: Come on Nekozawa! *pulling orange spray tanned arm*
Kasanoda: You just look like an orange *pushing from behind*
Mori: *picks up Nekozawa by bathing suit straps*
Everyone: O.O
Nekozawa: F my life *looks down at feet*
Me: He doesn't look to bad *rubs chin* he has a nice figure and his face is pretty dashing as well.
Hikaru and Kaoru: *snickers* that spray tan is horrendous XD
Renge: I'm going to have to throw that bikini out T.T
Me: Okay Sempai flaunt it!
Hikaru: *takes out camera*
Nekozawa: *poses sexy*
Kaoru: That's right Nekozawa spread those legs!
Nekozawa: *places hands on chest provocatively*
Mori: *covers Hunny's eyes*
Hunny: Takeshi I want to see!!
Nekozawa: *pouts*
Tamaki: Oh he's a star! *gets hearts in eyes*
Haruhi: *covers eyes*
Me: Okay Nekozawa you can go change now.
Nekozawa: *looks at self* I might keep this on
Everyone: O.O
Nekozawa: It makes me feel pretty ^_^
Everyone: O.o
Me: Okay…Tamaki the next dare is for you
Tamaki: Okay what's it say?
Me: *bursts out laughing again*
Tamaki: what?!
Me: Elena Hitachiin wants you to declare your undying love for Benio *gasping for breathe*
Tamaki and Benio: WHAT?!?!
Chizuru: But my lady…
Hinako: You can't accept this!!
Benio: To stay in my ladies company I must *stands stiff as a board*
Me: Get on with it Tamaki *pushes him towards Benio*
Tamaki: But…
Me: NO BUTTS!
Tamaki: *mutters something under breath* Benio…
Benio: Yes?
Tamaki: *cringes*
Benio: Yes?
Tamaki: I am totally and forever in love with you T.T
Benio: Well I'm not *turns away*
Tamaki: *silently praying* Oh…
Me: Man *wipes tear from eye*
Hunny: Why are you crying leash-Chan?
Me: Cause I'm dying of laughter *sputters*
Everyone: *glowers*
Me: Okay I have one last question before I sign us off
Tamaki: Who's it for?
Me: *points* you
Tamaki: Who from?
Me: One of my favorite co-workers on Ouran Dares The After Show! The one and only Penguin070594
Hikaru: WHAT!!
Me: Yep ^_^
Hikaru: *mumbles curse words under breath*
Mori: *punches Hikaru in the shoulder* Shut up
Hikaru: Ouch! *rubs arm*
Me: Tamaki Penguin070594 wants to know if you have any perverted thoughts about any of the Host Club members BESIDES Haruhi or Kyouya
Everyone: O.o
Tamaki: Well…I have someone in mind *blushes*
Me: So you are a pervert like I thought!
Tamaki: What can I say…I'm just a guy *goofy laugh*
Me: *shakes head and sighs* That's for sure…
Renge: So who is it Tamaki? *points to self and flips hair* Me?
Tamaki: As if *sticks tongue out* I guess it'd have to be Kaoru.
Everyone: O.O
Kaoru: *points to self* Me?!
Hikaru: I'm going to kill you!! *lunges at Tamaki*
Me: KASANODA!! *points at lunging Hikaru*
Kasanoda: *restrains Hikaru*
Me: So I guess that's it…
Ranka: WAIT!
Me: Yeah what is it Ranka?
Ranka: There's someone at the door for you *points to door*
Me: Well let them in!
Ranka: *opens door*
Everyone: *gasps as a flash of a person zips to my side*
RockerGirl0709: TSUIN-CHAN!! *glomps me*
Me: Tsuin-chan!! *hugs RockerGirl0709 tightly*
Ranka: Who…
Kasanoda: Is…
Zuka Club: That…?
Tamaki: That is the hell that fills the empty void in our lives
Hunny: Rocker-Chan! *glomps Tsuin-chan and me*
Hikaru and Kaoru: ROCKERGIRL0709!! *glomps Hunny, Tsuin-chan, and me*
RockerGirl0709: Tsuin-chan I heard that you had a Truth AND Dare show going on, and I thought you might need some help.
Me: Yeah!! *hugs* I'd love your help!!
RockerGirl0709: Yay!! ^_^ *hugs me*
Everyone: Oh no!!
Me: *takes out squeaky hammer*
RockerGirl0709: *glares*
Everyone else: *shuts up*
RockerGirl0709 and Me: *smack fists*
Me: So that's all the time we have!!
RockerGirl0709: Be sure to review on Ouran Truth And Dares so the more questions and dares can be submitted to the show
Everyone: THE SHOW CAN'T LIVE ON WITHOUT YOUR HELP!!
Kyouya: *banging on trap door*
Me: I can't help but think I've forgotten something...*rubs chin* Oh well!!
You heard us go review!! I need your dares and questions to update!! Also if you have time PLEASE go check out and review Ouran Dares and Ouran Dares The After Show!! They are wicked awesome ^_^