Summary : characters speak their minds....god help us all ;-P
Author Notes at end.
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What Did You Say ?!
by MustangSally
Scene : Satine Falls
Satine : (singning) Diamonds are a giiiirls beeeeessst - *wheeze*
Satine falls
Zidler : SHIIIIIIT !!!!!
Chocolat : hmm...there is a giant pink feathery thing headed right for me...what the F-*SPLAT!*
Scene : A Private Poetry Reading
Satine : (grabs Christian's crotch) Does that inspire you ?
Christian : nods his head vigorously
Satine : (throws Christian on the bed) Let's make love !
Christian : hell yeah ! I get to fuck Nicole Kidman ! Sweet !
Scene : The Pitch (the very end of it)
All : (singing) It will run for fifty yeeeeeears !
everybody is running around..Toulouse is runing around screaming and waving his arms)
Warner : walks in to see whats going on Dude ! I knew this place had an opium den...but i didn't know they had a crack shack ! Sweeeet !!!
Toulouse : (running around screaming, heads for Warner) aaahh !!
Warner : (girly scream) Midgets on crack ! aaaahhhhh !!! (runs out of the red room)
Scene : Elephant Love Medley
Satine : (singing) Some people want to fill the world with silly love songs..
Christian : (singing) Well whats wrong with that ? I'd like to know, cause here I go agaaaiin -!
Christian jumps on top of the thing on the elephants head
Satine : Dude, if you fall I'm gonna -
Christian : (loses his balance) aaaiiiieee ! (falls)
Satine : -laugh soo hard. (falls over laughing)
Christian : (pathetically from below) ooow....fuck you ! stop laughing !...I think I broke my ass...
Scene : We Have to End it
Christian : (narrating) All night the penniless sitar player waited...
Zoom up on Ewan typing slowly on the typewriter
Ewan : (thinking to himself) I *click* can't *click* type *click* for *click* shite *click*
Baz : (off camera) You're a POET goddamnit !! At least PRETEND you know how to use a bloody typewriter !!!
Scene : I don't Like This Ending
All on stage : (singing),,til my dying daaaayy !! (all stop singing and look at the duke expectantly)
The Duke : (in a nasaly voice) I don't like this ending.
Christian : What ?!! What do you mean you 'don't like this ending' mimics the dukes voice Do you have any idea how long it took me to think that shit up ?!
The Duke : I want a new ending ! That one sucked !
Christian : (getting really mad) Don't make me come over there !
The Duke : (acting all superior) Boy, must I resort to violence and beat you again ?
Christian : Beat me ? BEAT ME ?!! *I* kicked *your* ass chump !! And i'm 5 seconds away from doing it again !
The Duke : Bring it on, ya penniless pussy
Christian : (throws his hat and script on the ground and rips off his scarf) Thats IT !! You suck !! (pushes the Duke off his high stool)
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Author Notes : Yes, there was an opium den inside the elephant at he real Moulin Rouge...but uh, I don't think there was a crack shack..hehe. Let me know what you guys think...do you want me to post more..or shall i just end the torture here ? *evil grin*
Author Notes at end.
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What Did You Say ?!
by MustangSally
Scene : Satine Falls
Satine : (singning) Diamonds are a giiiirls beeeeessst - *wheeze*
Satine falls
Zidler : SHIIIIIIT !!!!!
Chocolat : hmm...there is a giant pink feathery thing headed right for me...what the F-*SPLAT!*
Scene : A Private Poetry Reading
Satine : (grabs Christian's crotch) Does that inspire you ?
Christian : nods his head vigorously
Satine : (throws Christian on the bed) Let's make love !
Christian : hell yeah ! I get to fuck Nicole Kidman ! Sweet !
Scene : The Pitch (the very end of it)
All : (singing) It will run for fifty yeeeeeears !
everybody is running around..Toulouse is runing around screaming and waving his arms)
Warner : walks in to see whats going on Dude ! I knew this place had an opium den...but i didn't know they had a crack shack ! Sweeeet !!!
Toulouse : (running around screaming, heads for Warner) aaahh !!
Warner : (girly scream) Midgets on crack ! aaaahhhhh !!! (runs out of the red room)
Scene : Elephant Love Medley
Satine : (singing) Some people want to fill the world with silly love songs..
Christian : (singing) Well whats wrong with that ? I'd like to know, cause here I go agaaaiin -!
Christian jumps on top of the thing on the elephants head
Satine : Dude, if you fall I'm gonna -
Christian : (loses his balance) aaaiiiieee ! (falls)
Satine : -laugh soo hard. (falls over laughing)
Christian : (pathetically from below) ooow....fuck you ! stop laughing !...I think I broke my ass...
Scene : We Have to End it
Christian : (narrating) All night the penniless sitar player waited...
Zoom up on Ewan typing slowly on the typewriter
Ewan : (thinking to himself) I *click* can't *click* type *click* for *click* shite *click*
Baz : (off camera) You're a POET goddamnit !! At least PRETEND you know how to use a bloody typewriter !!!
Scene : I don't Like This Ending
All on stage : (singing),,til my dying daaaayy !! (all stop singing and look at the duke expectantly)
The Duke : (in a nasaly voice) I don't like this ending.
Christian : What ?!! What do you mean you 'don't like this ending' mimics the dukes voice Do you have any idea how long it took me to think that shit up ?!
The Duke : I want a new ending ! That one sucked !
Christian : (getting really mad) Don't make me come over there !
The Duke : (acting all superior) Boy, must I resort to violence and beat you again ?
Christian : Beat me ? BEAT ME ?!! *I* kicked *your* ass chump !! And i'm 5 seconds away from doing it again !
The Duke : Bring it on, ya penniless pussy
Christian : (throws his hat and script on the ground and rips off his scarf) Thats IT !! You suck !! (pushes the Duke off his high stool)
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Author Notes : Yes, there was an opium den inside the elephant at he real Moulin Rouge...but uh, I don't think there was a crack shack..hehe. Let me know what you guys think...do you want me to post more..or shall i just end the torture here ? *evil grin*