Author's Note: Hey, sorry this took so long… I suck… :'( But I've been reading some of your comments and they make me SO happy! :) So I wrote this as a little 'thank you for being so nice'! Think of it as a holiday present! :[)} (My fail of a Santa…)

—Jaya

Chapter 2

When Katniss walked back into town, she found two groups of people in white t-shirts glaring at each other across the square. All the t-shirts on the right side had TEAM PEETA written on them in pink. The shirts on the left said TEAM GALE in blue. The two groups were arguing and throwing rocks at each other.

"She should marry Peeta! They went through the Games together! Plus he's sensitive," the right group yelled.

"No! She was Gale's best friend forever!" The left group argued, "They hunted together!"

"But Peeta's loved her since school!"

"But Gale loved her since then too!"

"Hey that rhymes!" Katniss exclaimed.

And then they noticed Katniss. "Katniss!" The left group screamed, "Who do you think you should marry?"

"I—" Katniss didn't have time to reply before Peeta swaggered in.

"Hey ya'll," He grinned, "I'm PEETA!"

"PEETA?" Katniss cried angrily. "I thought I ditched you!"

"PEETA!" The right group screeched gleefully, staring at him in awe.

"PEETA!" The left group screamed madly. The left group charged, looking murderous, brandishing rocks and sticks.

"Wait!" The right group exclaimed, running to protect Peeta.

"Aww look at that. You guys are so cute and—" He was cut off with a rock to the face. "Ow."

"HOW DARE YOU?!" Team Peeta looked even angrier than Team Gale. One girl started twitching and foaming at the mouth.

"Peeta. Is. My. Hero. You. Will. Not. Touch. Hiiiiiim!" And then she started fighting. She bashed every Team Gale member in the face with their own rock. Soon, she was standing in the middle of the fallen Team Gale members, still twitching.

Katniss backed up a few steps, a little frightened of the girl. But there was one Team Gale member still standing. She held a dagger in front of her. The wind blew back her dark brown hair.

"GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAALEEEEE EEEEEEEEEEEE!" was her battle cry as she charged the Team Peeta girl.

"PEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEETAAAAAAAAA AAAAAA!" the Team Peeta girl screamed as she pulled out a loaf of bread.

As the two fought, lightning flashed and thunder crashed. It started to rain. At first it seemed like the Team Peeta girl was winning. She almost got a stab in with her loaf of bread. But then the Team Gale girl sliced off a piece of the Team Peeta girl's bread. With an angry scream, the Team Peeta girl attacked even harder than before. The two were streaks of white. Suddenly, out of nowhere, a dagger embedded itself in Peeta's forehead (Like a unicorn).

"Ow." Peeta looked confused before crumpling to the ground.

"Hahahahahaha! I have won! I have killed Pee—"

THUMP. The Team Peeta girl had hit the Team Gale girl in the head with her loaf of bread.

"Ha! Peeta is dead but I've beat yo—ooooooooowwwwwwww!" The Team Peeta girl screamed as the Team Gale girl hit her in the foot with a rock.

Katniss shrugged. "Well, Peeta's dead. That's all I care about."

As Katniss walked away, the Team Peeta girl hit the Team Gale girl with her bread again, and the Team Gale girl hit the Team Peeta girl in the face with a rock…

The next morning, Katniss looked out her window to see the two girls still fighting. She sighed in annoyance and shot them both with an arrow.