Kablam! Private Jet 11:45 AM
Henry and June were about to reach their destination. Unfortunately, they had been bored out of their minds. True, the only real entertainment June could think of would be... what else? Annoying the HECK out of Henry.
June glanced over at Henry, only to see that he was sleeping. She tried poking him. No such luck. Then, she tried to give him a Wet Willy. The only reaction that elicited in Henry was a frantic spaz-out. "Wow," June thought. "Being on a successful animated cartoon, and your biggest fear... is water."
Then, the metaphorical lightbulb of brilliance rang above her head. She went to the food cart and got as many cups of ice as she could. After that, she stuck one ice cube in one of his nostrils, another one in his ear lobe. Finally, June remembered that she had salavged Dawn's makeup bag when she came to visit. "The exact same bag I beaned her with, those were the days...", she said with satisfaction.
June then closed her eyes, and scribbled the lipstick and mascara on Henry's face. With a sense of achievemnt, June finally whispered, "Sweet dreams, Hansky. You're about to be the new Prima Donna." She went back to her seat, kicked her feet up on the built-in tray, and watched the clouds roll by. Henry, however, was having a dream where he was smiling about. His dream was where he was an honorary member of the Action League, and once he saved the day, he grabbed June wiith his arms, and then they flew into the sunset. If only he knew...
June then looked out the window. She saw, they were reaching their destination. "Henry," she uttered. Finally, she said, "Eh, Screw it." and whacked Henry on the back of the head. "Ow!" Henry exclaimed in dismay. "June, what do you... wait. Why is my brain cold?" Henry then noticed the grotesque ice cubes sticking out of his nose.
"Ahhh! June!" Henry screamed as loud as he possibly could. He was infuriated. June just snickered. "What, am I supposed to see you as a threat?" She then laughed obnoxiously, much to Henry's dismay. He took out the ice cubes, which was quite painful, and then looked at June, with his bloodshoot eyes. "Look, I am up to HERE with your stupid jokes! For once, try to act NORMAL when we get there!"
The plane then came to a screeching halt. Since Henry wasn't in his seat, he ended up literally flying until he was splattered against the cockpit. June went up to Mr. Foot, and he gave her an envelope.
It read:
Dear Jumbalaya,
Please watch over Hal. He's been a little klutzy lately. There is a boarding house around the corner, show the owner this letter and the wad of cash enclosed, which should cover at least 4 months.
Henry and June soon got off the plane. When they arrived at the boarding house, Henry glanced at June and angrilly said, "Don't screw anything up. We don't want aliens or naked action figures running amok." "And I'm certaiin we wouldn't want your mom being overprotective as usual." June replied, feeling smug.
They proceeded to the staircase, and knocked on the door. They heard numerous conversations, including a elderly man shouting, "Darn it Pookie! Watermelon again?". It gave a chill down Henry and June's back. Neither of them understood what was going to happen.
Then, the same elderly man said, "Oh, hey. Are you one of Arnold's little friends?" Henry replied, "Who's Arnold?"