Chapter 2 Vampire haters
Zero: So you hate vampires?
Jacob: Yeah so move it!
Zero: Well I hate them too… and I well… I… I kill them.
Jacob: Uh… Wow dude that's like killing your own kind that's messed up! It's not justice it's murder!
Zero: At least I have a reason to.
Jacob: How do you know that I don't have a reason?
Zero: *Picks New Moon off the shelf* I decided to research into your life. And you don't have good reason.
Jacob: That's kinda stalkerish dude. Im gonna research into your life. *Flicks through vampire knight* Eww!
Zero: What?
Jacob: Is that a dude you're biting?
Zero: *Goes red* Yeah but, I was dying… I had to… It's not like it meant anything.
Jacob: Yeah, really. You look pretty cosy to me!*Shoves book in his face*
Zero: Get off! I bet there's some dirt on you!* Flicks through books*
Jacob: (phew, she doesn't have breaking dawn thank god, thank god)
Roxie: *sitting behind them typing up their conversation* Oh Zero are you looking for Breaking Dawn?
Zero: Yeah.
Roxie: Oh, I borrowed that one from a friend. But if you want to get some dirt on Jacob, I've got something.*Whispers in ear*
Zero: … uh huh… yeah… what?...Oh my god!... Seriously? Ha, ha!*Roxie and Zero fall on the floor laughing*
Zero: *to Jacob* Oh man that is the sickest thing ever. I can't believe you perved on your crushes daughter, you even called her Nessie… Ha, ha! Seriously who does that?
Jacob: *looks down at the ground* It's called imprinting actually and-
Zero: that just sounds worse! Oh my God I've got to tell my friends down at the hunter association about this.*starts texting* Ware… wolves… are re-al… and… they… like… children…LOL…Smily Face…P.S...save...me...some...cake...P.P.S...I...think...we...should...hunt...ware wolves...save...kids...from..pervy...dogs...LOL send.
Jacob: My life is over.
Roxie: *pats Jacob on the back* don't worry- owch you're hot!
Jacob: Thank you.
Roxie: No, your literally hot. Hey!*shouts at fan girl * Gets some ice cubes or something!
Fan girl: Why should I?
Roxie: It's for Jacob.*points at him like she was selling something on the shopping channel*
Fan girl: Read the tee, EDWARD!
Roxie: Fine, I'll get someone else *pulls out phone*Hello Fan girls 'R' Us? Hi its Roxie… Oh hi Stacy I…
Jacob: *Turns to Zero* You know actually im a really big fan.
Zero: *suspious* Really.
Jacob: Yeah, I even got a tattoo to be like you!
Zero: *goes emo* You know it's not a good thing to have one of those. The life of a vampire is a cruel thing, everyday your waiting for death, your last day, praying on defenceless girls-
Jacob: Or boys
Zero: *scowls* I give up.
Hi everyone, this was my favourite to write. Was it your favourite to read? Again if you're gonna take offense don't bother saying anything. This is parody thing. I like both of them. Okay. Please tell me what you liked, what you think should be added, ect. Also what characters should I focus on in the next chapter? I'll leave you to decide.
Bye-nee!