So yeah. If you've read my fics, you know the drill. This is unedited, so if you see grammatical errors, you know why. I'm sorry for being very slow with editing, I just like to get things out asap. Enjoy :3
"Hello? Is anyone there?" A girl's voice filled the room. Macavity slowly sat up, holding his head. He looked over. Mistoff was gone. He sighed and looked over at his laptop. It was Demeter on screen...almost. She was in clothes, and had makeup on. Her hair was long and straight, going down to her chest. Her ears were more visible, and they twitched as she locked her gaze on Macavity.
"Hello...? Who are you...?" She asked. Macavity leaned forward some, jaw dropping slightly. Mistoff had done it. He had given a computer program sentience.
"Demeter...?" He said, still trying to comprehend what's happening.
"Is that my name? Um, then...what's yours?" She said. Macavity coughed into his fist, and composed himself.
"My name is...Macavity." He said, slowly. She tilted her head.
"Macavity?" She repeated. "Huh...what a strange name." Macavity's eyes widened. He began to laugh.
"Strange, huh? Never heard that before." He said. The girl on screen watched him, then began to laugh along with him.
##########
"Alright. You two here mentally?" Munku said. Mistoff and Tugger nodded. "Good. Now then, Tugger informed me about Mistoff's theory of Macavity being infatuated by a ghost for the past week or so. Well, I took him a box of his stuff today, and he's basically half monster now." Tugger's eyes widened.
"Half monster?! How does that even work?!" He half-yelled. Mistoff sighed.
"Yes, but-"
"We need to do an exor-whatever." Tugger interrupted.
"Exorcism." Mistoff corrected. "And-"
"Exorcism? How do we do that?" Munku asked. Mistoff sighed.
"From what I've seen, by doing some crazy human religious stuff, but-"
"Ugh...where do we get stuff like that?" Munku sighed. Mistoff slammed his foot down.
"WILL YOU SHUT UP AND LET ME SPEAK?!" He yelled. Munku looked at him, surprised. The black tom calmed, and breathed in.
"It's not a ghost. I was wrong. Macavity's in love with a human program." Tugger and Munku stare at Mistoff.
"What...do you mean?" Tugger said, slowly.
"Just come with me." Mistoff began to lead the other two to Macavity's grotto.
##########
"What are you talking about?" 'demeter' asked. "What do you mean there's someone else that you love more?" Macavity huffed.
"I mean...I created you after someone else...I have no idea what brought this up though..." He said. The girl huffed.
"That makes no sense! Why are you talking with me when you love someone else!" It was obvious that she was consumed with envy. "I mean, I practically live every day with you, and you NEVER talk to this girl from what I know. What does she have that I don't?!" Macavity just looked down.
"I'm...sorry..." he said. She huffed and looked away.
"Whatever..." She said. Macavity sighed.
The trio had arrived at Macavity's grotto. The two had barely began to converse when they heard a loud scream. Was that Macavity? The ran into the grotto, to see Macavity standing in front of an empty computer screen.
"DEMETER UP AND LEFT!" Macavity screamed. He held his head in his hands. The trio looked at him confused.
"Look, just sit down and explain what happened..." Mistoff said slowly. Macavity sighed and nodded. They all sat down in a circle.
"Ok..." Munku motioned to Macavity, impatiently. "Explain!" Macavity breathed in.
"Well...as...Mistoffelees knows I've been stuck up in here playing on a virtual doll program. I basically loved it. I named it...Demeter..." He looked down, his hair hiding his eyes. "After a few days, things just got...bland...the doll only repeated the dialogue I entered. She was...too perfect. So I captured Mistoffelees and forced him to give her a personality. He actually did it. We were with each other for a few weeks, and we grew to love each other. However...I couldn't love her fully...since I love...Demeter..." He sighed shakily. Munku and Tugger raised their eyebrows.
"But...how come you can't just...ya know, flirt with her?" Tugger said.
"I'm fricking MACAVITY! How am I supposed to ask out the girl I fricking STOCKHOLMED?!" Macavity yelled. Munku looked at him, shocked.
"Wait, WHAT?! YOU GAVE DEMETER STOCKHOLM SYDROME?!" Munku's voice was even louder than Macavity's, and filled with rage.
"WELL YEAH! YOU KNOW HOW I KIDNAPPED HER ONCE. SHE BASICALLY FELL IN LOVE WITH ME UNTIL I BASICALLY TRUAMATIZED HER!" Macavity shouted back. Munku gritted his teeth.
"YOU SON OF A-" Munku had jumped forward, but Mistoff had jumped in the way.
"Calm down. This situation is in no need for more conflict." The black tom said, holding Munku back.
"MISTOFF MOVE BEFORE I KILL YOU TOO!" Munku was set on killing Macavity. He was not going to stand for this any longer. Tugger's eyes widened at Munku's words and jumped forward in front of Munku.
"Woah, if you're going to kill Mistoff, I'm going to kill YOU!" Tugger yelled. Macavity backed away from the trio. Mistoff and Tugger were for some reason defending HIM, and Munkustrap was extremely unstable. What is he going to do...
"What is going on in here?!" They all shut up and looked over. It was Demeter. The REAL one. "I'm walking around and I hear a bunch of yelling. I come over and it's Munkustrap of all people. If you guys set him off, you've made some bad life choices." She shook her head. Macavity covered his face with his hand, hiding a blush of embarrassment. The other three just stared. After what seemed like an hour of silence, Munku jumped up and bowed.
"I apologize for my, and the other's, rashness. I will make sure to keep calm in the future." He said, very formally. Demeter shook her head.
"Don't apologize...please." She stepped forward, hugging him. Macavity watched through his hand, bitting his lip.
"AHAH! PERFECT!~" They all looked around, then at the computer. The doll was back.
"Munku, what is that?" Demeter asked, curiously, stepping closer. Macavity jumped up.
"Wait, don't-" Right when he had jumped up, wires made of code had launched out of the computer, and dragged Demeter into the computer. The four watched in abject horror, jaws dropping.
"What...in all Heaviside...just happened?" Tugger breathed. Mistoff shook his head.
"I have...no idea...I'm starting to second guess the perks of having magic." Munku stepped forward, then glared at Macavity. He jumped forward, grabbing him by the throat.
"HOW DO WE GO AFTER HER?!" He shouted. Mistoff ran forward and pulled Munku off.
"Jeez, calm down! We need cognitive thought, not yelling and fighting. I might be able to get us in there anyways." Munku sighed and calmed.
"Alright. What do we do?" The silver tom put his hands on his hips. Mistoff sighed.
"Hm...maybe..." He snaps his fingers and a USB port appears. "Use this?" Tugger gave a confused look.
"How though? Plug ourselves in?" He joked, laughing to himself. Mistoff shook his head.
"No. I plug this in..." he inserted the USB after fumbling around some, "and I magic us in there." Macavity stood.
"Alright...let's do this..." He sighed. Munku stepped in front of him.
"No. You're staying here. You've done enough." He turned back to Mistoff. The black tom shrugged and he held out his hand. Tugger took it first, followed by Tugger. Mistoff nodded, then snapped his fingers, pointing at the computer. In a flash of light and electricity, they disappeared.
The title makes sense now, kinda! Oh my god! So, going to have to make this 3 chapters. yay. I read a thing a long time ago about how Macavity had possibly stockholmed Demeter, and I liked the idea(That sounds really creepy) so I rolled with it. Anywho, hope you enjoyed and have a nice day :3