A/N, Hi, guys, this chapter is a work in progress, I just decided to put up what I have, will be updated agains later.
Hmm, what guy do you like Naruto with other than Sasuke?
I'm thinking of giving him a boyfriend.
Or, that's not your style? What of girls you like him with? But, sorry Sakura gets Lee, so yes.
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"Oh, umm, ok, I'll have to get you some more, this one's almost out."
"Wait, what? I had a full bottle left in my bathroom and the only person I gave the keys to was him, so he could check on stuff."
"Well, unless there's a mythical creature in your bathroom that uses too much hair gel, Naruto used it."
"I'm making him buy me more, I told him not to touch it."
"Calm yourself, its ok, I'll get you some, so calm your balls,"
He just gives me a weird like "WTF Did You Just Say?"
"Oh, c'mon, you haven't heard that expression before?"
"Umm, no."
"But, I say it all the time. ****"
"No, you don't."
"Yes, I do."
"No."
"Yes"
This argument goes on forever until I say no and Sasuke doesn't pay attention and says yes,
"Haha, I win!"
"Shut up," he tells me sulking.
"Hungry?" I ask.
"Hell yeah."
"Okay want me to go get some barbeque?"
"No, I want to actually go eat."
"You know Baa-Chan won't let you," I scold.
"She doesn't have to know," he whispers snickering.
"She WILL find out and she WILL KILL US!"
"No, she won't"
"Yes, she will, we will be attacked by hordes of fan-girls and everyone will be talking about it, know flip over, I need to check your wound."
He sighs but flips over, wow it looks like its healing quite well, I think it's because I used some of Kyuubi's chakra.
"Wow, it looks much better, like it was a week or so old, I must have Baa-Chan look at this, I'm going to go get her."
He just sighs again and waves me out. As if to say, "The sooner we get done with this the better." I walk down the stairs to Baa-Chan's office she uses when she stays here to watch a patient.
I walk in and she's asleep on her paperwork. I gently shake her, and she wakes up.
"What…" she says.
"Wake up!" It takes her a moment and when I can tell she's mostly awake, I tell her, through the whole description, she looks quite shocked, and she comes back with me, when we get there Sasuke's up walking around the room.
"Sasuke," I scold him, "told you to stay in bed until Baa-Chan got here."
"Hn." Is all the reply I get. Baa-Chan walks over there and Sasuke sits on the bed showing her his back, she's quite surprised, then, she sums it up,
"Arianna, darling, did you use some of Kyuubi's chakra to heal him?"
"Yes, it stopped the bleeding, mine would, and I was running out of my own, I used a bunch yesterday, did I do something wrong?"
"Just, wondering, now we know why you heal so fast, and the answer is Kyuubi." She says.
I quickly mentally thank Kyuubi, for helping me save him. I get answered with a low roar in my mind saying, "You, would have died without him, done something dumb and you are what keeping me alive, so my reasons were purely selfish."
Which was his reply, I'm guessing, ok I'm 99.9% positive it was him so yeah.
Finally, Baa-Chan said, "Well, Sasuke let me change these stitches to dissolvable ones and you can go, but, TAKE IT EASY!"
"Ok." He mutters and she changes them, she only put stitches back in to be absolutely sure it would be ok.
So he signs out and, I think Sakura was giving me hateful looks the whole time we were at the desk, while Sasuke was signing papers and, then I noticed a crowd of Sasuke's fan-girls outside and said, "Umm, Sasuke, look outside."
"Oh, shit, damn that fracking fan club, I hate the whole damn thing and like everyone in it."
"Hey," Sakura whimpers, "I'm in it."
"And, you make me sick," Sasuke says barely even stopping to glare at her as we put up and illusion to look like some of the other fan-girls and slowly make our way back to his house.
Surprisingly Sasuke's house is pretty neat, well, no one had been there in a while and it needed a dusting, so I started sneezing.
"Here," Sasuke says tossing me a bandana, "put this over your nose and mouth, so you won't sneeze as much," while tying his own. "We, have a bit of cleaning to do, never letting Naruto house-sit, I'll probably have Neji or Hinata do it next time I leave, they are good at this kind of thing." We get to work and within a few hours, after a lunch break of ramen mind you, we're done.
"Aww, hell, I probably got a shit-load of cleaning to do at my house too," I groan.
"You can just stay here, I mean the place has 6 bedrooms other than mine, there's plenty of room and you helped clean. Also, I'm going to kill Naruto he left ramen on the kitchen counter and it was moldy, I mean it looked like it was trying to get up and walk away."
"You, thought the kitchen was bad? Sasuke, did you see the mess he left in one of the guest rooms, it was horrid, and it took two cans of air freshener to get the smell of dirty socks out of it."
"Aww, hell, that sounds fun!" he says with tons of sarcasm and we both crack up. We laugh for like 20 minutes, and then I whisper to him, "Sasuke, I really missed your laugh, I just realized it as I don't ever remember you laughing like that since we were still in 1st grade."
"Well, you didn't either so, calm yourself" he retorts.
"Well, I'm going to get a shower where is your towels and such?"
"In the bathroom, connected to my room, and no, I won't come in there for like another hour so you should be okay. Also, here," he says as he tosses me a bag, "I stopped by your house when I went and got food, pajamas, and clothes are in there, and it should match, I got Hinata to get it for me, as she's one of your best friends, so no I did not go through your stuff."
"Okay, thanks Sasuke," I tell him and give him a kiss on the cheek, as I find a towel, I text Hinata to tell her thanks, and she replies a few minutes later with, "No, problem, I don't think Sasuke wanted to go in your house that much."
.", "LOL" I reply back, "Anyway it would have been, AWKWARD!"Then I get in the shower and get cleaned up, when I got out I just French braided my hair and put on comfy shorts and a tank top. And walk back into the living room and sit next to Sasuke on the couch.
"You okay?" I ask him.
"Yes, I just really, really, want some ice cream."
"Ok, you do know we can right that? Like right now? As there's an ice cream stand 2 blocks down the street?"
"HN, get dressed and we'll go,"
"Ok," I say and walk back into the guest room and but on jeans high-tops and a t-shirt, and we go.
"What kind do you want?" he asks me.
"Ummm, you should know this Sasuke; I've been eating the same ice cream combination since we were 3."
"Hmm," he says and starts thinking.
"Don't think too hard now, don't hurt yourself."
"Ahem, I am NOT Naruto and your favorite combination is rocky road, moose tracks and Cashew Grizzly Creek***, all mixed together, right? Oh, and I purposely didn't answer any questions on that placement test, I knew you were in class F, so no don't compare me to Naruto, I am smart."
"Yes, you are right about ice cream, and I'm only in that class because I got called out on a mission in the middle of it."
"Oh, anyway here we are," he says as we spot Ino and Lee behind the counter getting ice cream.
"Oh, hey I didn't know they worked here," I say.
"Hmm, I didn't either," he answers and steps up to order our ice cream, he gets a pretty big sundae of all our favorite mixed together, yes it looked horrible but was delicious.
"Arianna, if you eat that much sugar, you'll gain weight and no guys will like you," Ino tells me in a bitchy voice.
"Well, I move around a lot so I'm good and anyway, Ino? I'm fine, and anyway, I have Sasuke," I tell her as I grab spoons. "Oh, hey Lee," I say, "Also, thank you for getting Baa-chan the other day so quickly," I whisper as I hug him quickly.
"Oh, it was nothing, anyway, you know how much we all like, umm tolerate him." He replies.
"Still, thanks," I say as I walk over to where Sasuke is sitting.
"What took so long?" he asks.
"Ino being herself and I told Lee thanks."
"Well, Ino is Ino, anyway, why'd you thank Lee?"
"He went and got Baa-chan when we took you to the hospital, as he was the fastest."
"Oh, "he says as we proceed to pig out on our ice cream.
"Dude, "I begin, "That was delicious, like best ice cream ever!"
"Well, it is the best ice cream place in Konoha."
"Really? Then why the hell does Ino, work here? She's a bitch to everyone but guys?"
"Guys buy more ice cream, I guess."
"I'd hope they do."
"Yep," he says sticking the last bite of ice cream in my mouth.
I swallow it and say, "Why didn't you eat that?"
"I just wanted to see what you would do if I did that, an experiment of sorts." He says moving over to my side of the table, sitting right next to me. And when I say right next to me I mean right next to me. As if I was sitting any closer to him I'd be in his lap. Then he leans over and kisses me
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I actually say, "Calm your balls," a lot to my friends and when guys walk by I get a weird look or, a "Seriously,are you joking?"
Chashew Grizzly Creek is actually an ice cream flavor, it's really good. XD