Pokemon Black and Blue 2

by PK Smugleaf

PITA (represents PETA) was lying! They kill animals and are hypnotizing, or even worse, to many fictional characters, such as Rainbow Dash or Mario! They nearly killed the "Freedom Four," but someone named after a keyboard pattern saves them. They team up to dissolve PITA or at least reform it. Rated T; that's how I felt the original was. May contain swearing, but likely not.

2. I Will Explain It

Immediately, Azerty hit the HOME Button and started checking on Jasmine. Surely enough, Jasmine had fully sobered up from those apples. "Where am I, and who the heck are you?" Azerty joyously replied, "I've been waiting months to tell you! My name is Azerty, and I've become devoted to two things: dissolving PITA and Pokémon Training". Jasmine yelled "MONTHS?! That's impossible!" Azerty, however, showed her the date was indeed accurate. Then Azerty said, "Now, this next part's half about you and half about me. Remember your protest?" Jasmine sighed, "Yeah… Why do you ask?" Azerty replied, "I highly doubt that worked. Let me show you something that may shock you." The trailer managed to wake up the other three, and they were shocked on its contents. Pikachu, waking up, yawned, "What is this? Where am I? Who's the human with the glasses? And what is this trailer?" Azerty said, "Well, you're in this room where I've been checking on you so that you sober up, which you have after months. And my name is Azerty. Yes, that's a keyboard pattern used in France. And I'm the guy who is going to be the next male character for the new Pokémon games." Pokey just sighed, "I thought that we led a successful protest against this abuse." Well, Azerty just said, "I'm terribly sorry, but it failed. Pokémon X and Y will continue the series on." Lucas started crying. "How is this possible? After all we did, the likes of you overturn us!" Azerty sighed, "That's not something I'd cry about, especially since you are a, mmm, fictional character!" Jasmine said, "Really, Azerty. You are not the who has had to suffer, let's see, failed AIDS drugs that do the opposite of what they aim for, arsenic, weed killer, radon, radon-based weed killer—" Azerty cut her off there. "I get it; you suffered a lot while you were a carcinogen. Lucas did too when he got skinned and became unable to grow scalchops, as did Pokey and Pikachu did with Cheren and Ash. But I have good evidence PITA hypnotized them to do this to you. I'll organize what I'd like out of you and what I've seen from PITA into a PowerPoint 2010, there are cheese bagels in my backpack that I have not had yet if you want to eat something. Feel free to use the water machine, too."

Azerty had finally assembled his PowerPoint and showed it to the Freedom Four. It showed the main flaw of PITA is its being euthanasia-happy. "Also, if PITA wants to protest against Pokémon, why not Duck Hunt, Minecraft, HarmoKnight and Earthbound/MOTHER for containing Pokémon references, or even Gunman Clive?" said Azerty. "If they're attacking My Little Pony (yes, I love the show, my avatar for many places is ponified bromine) and not the other stuff, then they must be dissolved and reformed." he continued. "But, PITA has wasted itself. It turned into a pro-communism group that kidnaps fictional characters, including you. Can you help me free them? Go to the secret exit behind that table over there. They think I'm responsible enough to be able to manage their prison, but we'll rough it up! Just watch out for hypnotized prisoners acting as guards." The Freedom Four cautiously accepted.