Chapter 2 - Bombshell Kami-Sama
The Harem will come soon!
Don't worry for you incest fans, his mom will be in it too!
Oh, how he wished that could have been him.
Hope.
It was something he will always hold on to, no matter how much hatred burned inside.
For soon, he shall become a legend of his own making…Narutoe Senju Uchiha Namikaze Uzumaki, the crusher of women, the hater of all that is noodley, the protector of all that is horrendous and appalling, and most of all…
The Sage, of Tail Fairy.
Hours passed as our hero continued to lie in a pool of his own making; soon, the sun began to set, its radiant aura brushing over the tranquil village. With a tearful whimper, he pulled himself back to his feet, and began walking back to the place of his origin, where he knew his suffering would continue. Of course, there were squishing sounds every time he moved his feet in sync, for in his pants, was filled with excrement that had left his bowels without his own volition.
Despite that, the walk back was rather uneventful, not a single pair of orbs bothered to reflect their glows towards his own, most simply minding their own business, paying him no mind. As he reached his house, one that looked like was built yesterday, he knocked on the door, wishing…that they would finally answer today.
To his relief and hatred, the man, once hailed as the greatest of all heroes, the 3.14159265th Hokage, his father, or sperm donor - as many unintelligent folks would like to call him, met him face to face. The stare was uncomfortable as it could be, the two, while similar, were naught but strangers.
With slight hesitation, the older man relinquished the standoff, allowing the injured boy in.
"Hey Dad! Look what I hav-" The voice of a young girl seemingly stopped as she laid her brilliant violet orbs onto the new arrival.
"Why is HE here?!" Her words were laced with venom, her accusation only emphasized by the finger she pointed, directly at the newcomer's face.
Of course, at this moment, all their attention was redirected at the weird cracking sound from above. With no warning, a large piano fell from the ceiling, crushing the boy at the entrance, spraying the strawberry-coloured liquid everywhere. The scent of lemongrass combined with metal filled the enclosure; blood, guts, and all that is unholy covered the once pristine floors of the mansion.
It might not have been the end he wanted, but it was certainly one she wanted. 8 years, 0 months, 2 days, 12 hours, 34 minutes, 52.519 seconds; a lifetime of suffering, brought to an end, by the most unfortunate of accidents.
For he died, in pain and in vain, with blood and torture, all while shitting himself, again and again.
As the darkness reigned supreme, his consciousness slipped away. There were no voices that he heard, no one to receive him from the other side.
If he had orbs, he would have closed them in preparation, for he had to be ready for the suffering that was bound to continue.
"Awaken~" A soft, angelic, majestic, harmonious, symphonic, melodious, mellifluous, sultry, yet playful voice beckoned to him.
Narutoe opened his heavy orblids, the brilliant light of the being in front reached his curious gaze. He allowed himself to bask in the unfamiliar warmth, one he could only think…was love.
Except it wasn't.
"Greetings, NahROOTOE~~~ I am the great goddess, Kami-sama. Do you know where you are right now?"
The 8-year-old turned towards the light, where the voice had come from. The blinding aura still cloaked the mysterious entity; its form was a mystery, a friendly mystery, but a mystery nonetheless.
"N-No." Astonishment was still obvious as the wide-orbed boy was still staring incredulously at the dying glow. If anyone else were in his position, warmth would have rushed to their nether regions, as the light diminished to reveal a true beauty in every sense of the word. Plump, pink lips with glossy, silky skin. White hair flowed like a melodic piece down the translucent scarf connected to a cloak of similar design. Of course, NapLUBETOE was yet an 8-year-old boy, he could not understand the allures of the female form. Worse of all, he was but a eunuch, not from birth, but from circumstance.
The silver lapels hugged her waist tight, barely allowing her voluptuous chest to breathe.
"You have suffered far enough…~~~ It is time you get another chance at life."
Another chance? Will I be able to be free of this pain?
"Indeed."
Her unexpected reply elicited a soft gasp, to the women's amusement.
"Y-you can read my thoughts?"
The goddess simply smiled warmly in reply.
"Now, now. Off you go~~~ Your new life…awaits."
As if through the convenience of the plot, Narutoe simply closed his orbs in acceptance. Without warning, a bright light encompassed his entire form, carrying him towards the great beyond.
He'll grow up to be a perfect husband! Preparing mortals is my absolute desire! There is no flaw in my logic whatsoever in my journey to find the ideal mate. Oh yes! Can't forget to send his mother along with him!
To her knowledge, Naruto had the necessary parts for the act of breeding. Of course, even with her many powers, omniscience, was not one of them.
Instantly, a flash of red followed NAY-RUDE-TOAD, the silhouette or a woman could be seen struggling inside. Her red hair flailed all around the space as her screams followed suit.
Destination…Earthland.
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