I was feeling musical, and have gotten bored once again. I don't own Harry
Potter or Jerry Springer yet. I may next chapter .. Naw, prolly not.
Jerry: Hi. Yeah. Welcome back again. *Glares in the direction of the stage. *
*Snape is trying to kick Lucius, but Steve still has him in the half-nelson and is pulling him backwards. *
*Lucius is jumping around, sticking out his tongue and laughing like a moron. *
*Lily tried to smoke another joint, but eventually settled on another cigar instead. *
*Voldemort's singing to Harry in the corner. *
Voldie: Just ...the ..two ...of.. us ... Ha, ha! The first time the doctor placed you in my arms, I knew I'd beat death before I let you met harm. Although questions arose in my mind; "Would I be man enough?" Against wrong, choose right, and be standin' up!
Harry: *Frowns. *
Voldie: --To your crib I crept. Touched your head gently, felt my heart melt, 'cause I knew I loved you more than life itself -
Harry: Beeeeeeep! Beeeep you, beeeeep!
*Harry attacks Voldemort. *
Snape: *Overhearing song. * Here come the Men in Black! The good guys dress in black, remember that!
Jerry: SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Lucius: *Dances with his thumbs through his belt loops, bouncing up and down with his knees. * I had a friend named a-Ramblin' Bob. He used to steal, gamble, and rob. He thought he was the smartest guy around ...
Jerry: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee---!
Lucius: He's in the jailhouse now ..
Jerry: *Attack Lucius. *
Snape: *Convinces Steve to let him out of the half-nelson by offering to draw him a Dark Mark on his arm with a black pen. He catches Jerry's microphone. *
*Headmaster Dumbledore appears behind a drum set; Professor McGonnagal is strumming a bass guitar; Madam Hooch has a saxophone; and Professor Flitwick is on the piano. Snape transfigures his wand into a guitar. *
Snape: It wasn't very large.
Audience: *Sniggers. *
Snape: There was just enough room to cram the drums in the corner over by the Dodge.
It was a fifty-four, with a mashed up door, and a cheesy little amp--with a sign on the front said "Gender Champ" And a second hand guitar! It was a stratocaster with a whammy bar!
We could jam in Joe's Garage!
Jerry: *Attacks Snape. * Stop stealing my show! I like my show the way it is!
Snape: *Pulls a few Matrix moves. * Judo Chop! (Okay, not Matrix. Austin Powers.)
Er, anyway...I'm tired, want to go to bed. I was just offered a job working 34 hours a week-and my parents will definitely not let me pass up *that * opportunity ...
So, along with school ...I'll be home every day after 9:30 and on Fridays. That's not much time to write ...
Jerry: Hi. Yeah. Welcome back again. *Glares in the direction of the stage. *
*Snape is trying to kick Lucius, but Steve still has him in the half-nelson and is pulling him backwards. *
*Lucius is jumping around, sticking out his tongue and laughing like a moron. *
*Lily tried to smoke another joint, but eventually settled on another cigar instead. *
*Voldemort's singing to Harry in the corner. *
Voldie: Just ...the ..two ...of.. us ... Ha, ha! The first time the doctor placed you in my arms, I knew I'd beat death before I let you met harm. Although questions arose in my mind; "Would I be man enough?" Against wrong, choose right, and be standin' up!
Harry: *Frowns. *
Voldie: --To your crib I crept. Touched your head gently, felt my heart melt, 'cause I knew I loved you more than life itself -
Harry: Beeeeeeep! Beeeep you, beeeeep!
*Harry attacks Voldemort. *
Snape: *Overhearing song. * Here come the Men in Black! The good guys dress in black, remember that!
Jerry: SHUT UP! SHUT UP!
Lucius: *Dances with his thumbs through his belt loops, bouncing up and down with his knees. * I had a friend named a-Ramblin' Bob. He used to steal, gamble, and rob. He thought he was the smartest guy around ...
Jerry: Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee---!
Lucius: He's in the jailhouse now ..
Jerry: *Attack Lucius. *
Snape: *Convinces Steve to let him out of the half-nelson by offering to draw him a Dark Mark on his arm with a black pen. He catches Jerry's microphone. *
*Headmaster Dumbledore appears behind a drum set; Professor McGonnagal is strumming a bass guitar; Madam Hooch has a saxophone; and Professor Flitwick is on the piano. Snape transfigures his wand into a guitar. *
Snape: It wasn't very large.
Audience: *Sniggers. *
Snape: There was just enough room to cram the drums in the corner over by the Dodge.
It was a fifty-four, with a mashed up door, and a cheesy little amp--with a sign on the front said "Gender Champ" And a second hand guitar! It was a stratocaster with a whammy bar!
We could jam in Joe's Garage!
Jerry: *Attacks Snape. * Stop stealing my show! I like my show the way it is!
Snape: *Pulls a few Matrix moves. * Judo Chop! (Okay, not Matrix. Austin Powers.)
Er, anyway...I'm tired, want to go to bed. I was just offered a job working 34 hours a week-and my parents will definitely not let me pass up *that * opportunity ...
So, along with school ...I'll be home every day after 9:30 and on Fridays. That's not much time to write ...