Boyzer

Chapter 2

The Start of this "Fantastic" Road Trip!

Sarcasm

This is so not how I pictured my week at all. I get this news that I cannot believe, my best friend dumped me for her boyfriend. Oh and besides that she totally dropped the Jonas Brothers for him. I am not really a fan cause I don't listen to their music or anything for that matter. Seriously only she does. Call me crazy if you please but I have just never had any interest in them. And Amber was OBSESSED with those guys but when she got her first boyfriend before I did she fell for Dylan. He is such a jerk. The star football player looking for a junior to hook up with and then screw over the next day. I tried to tell her but it had been to late and she did not believe me when I tried to explain it to her. And did I also mention we HAVE to go to Illinois!?! With all of my jerks of cousins and the people I thought were all dead because my mom told me they were! Seriously she told me that we had no other relatives besides my grandpa and my dad's mom in California. Oh yeah dude I totally forgot you guys have no idea who I am do you? Sorry about that. Anyway I am Tabitha Lillian Farce. I know weirdest name in the history of weird names. My mom has never called me Tabitha in my whole life. She calls me Tabby like a freaking cat! I know right but I'd rather be called that then Tabitha. Now even more that ever. Tabitha was my grandmother's name. She died when I was about 10 it was about 1 week before my birthday. It sucked so much cause I had never in my life had a birthday without her there. I have gotten better about her but then this!?! This is nothing like losing her or my dad! I was closer to him then anyone on this planet he was the one I went to for advice a shoulder to cry on a hug cause I needed one when I was having a bad day he was always there. But now I have no idea what to do. And now going to Illinois to his funeral now that is going to be like ONE of the HARDEST things I will have to do in my whole life. There will be tons of tears not something I'm good with at all. Like guys can't deal with all the tears I can't either cause then I will most likely run away from them or break down right then and there. Yeah it sucks. And in front of our family that I don't know half of is not the best. And with Christmas coming up next month it is going to be my like 7th year without my grandmother and my 10th year without my dad and my very first without my grandpa. This is just how I wanted to spend my Christmas. Not. I am going to spend it alone. Cause my mom is always working even on holidays and all. I don't see how now someone dies and she finally gets time off. People around here in Ohio are weird like that. Yep I live in the one and only Ohio. Not that far from the university. Most of the time I am always wishing to be anywhere but here. Alright enough about me let's get on with the story.

I stormed up the steps after my mom had a tear-stained shirt and she told me to go freaking pack for this stupid road trip. So after an hour I was done packing my crap. All of it and the last minute things were being packed in the morning. It was 11pm and we are leaving in the morning tomorrow.

Well I woke up at 7am in the morning. I put my make-up bag, binder, iPod, and cell phone. Oh, and my laptop in my skull backpack. I picked it up and walked downstairs. She wasn't up yet figures! She always does this. I am an early riser I love to take nice 5 mile runs in the mornings to starbucks but I figured she would be up by now and ready to go. Great now I have to be bored until she finally does. And I bet she is not even packed. Nope she isn't the car trunk was empty. Just peachy-keen. Well I ran back upstairs and put on some gray sweatpants and my NAVY sweatshirt. You want an explanation of why I have this right? Figured you would. My dad was in the Navy and she died at sea when their ship sank. It used to be his and it is one of my most sacred possessions. It is the last thing I have of his besides his dog tags I wear all the time no mater what I am wearing or where I'm going. Time for a run. I walked outside to see some guy walk out of a huge bus parked out the side of the street. He was dressed in sweats like me without the NAVY sweatshirt. His had said Wyckoff, New Jersey on it. He totally caught my eye. But normally I barely notice anyone cause well I don't. Creepzerz. I had no idea that there was a huge tour bus on the side of the street. I guess they stopped to see relatives here for the day during their tour or whatever. Like I really care. Sarcasm! I popped my iPod headphones in and started toward the way to starbucks. Dude was this guy reading my mind!?! he was taking the same route I was to the starbucks. Hello Creepzerz! But he couldn't be following me cause he was in front of me. It looked as if I was following him if anything! But I was actually going on my normal route. Whoa wait a minute! Why is bothering me? And why am I even noticing him!?! as if he were ever going to talk to a bozo like me! Get your head in it Tabby!!! Am I losing it or what? Ok so I finally got to starbucks and he did too. And I was behind him in line he ordered strawberries and cream frap. Dude did he know what I was going to order or what? That is my favorite besides the mocha frap. YAY! I got starbucks and sat at the end of the counter minding my own bizo. In my language bizo means business. But that guy still gave me the creeps. He had his hood up and sunglasses on. Like they were totally huge I knew he was hiding something. Eh I'm always wanting in on everyone's business. I'm the best eavesdropper you will ever meet. I'm a pro at this sort of thing.

-Now I'm heels over head,
I'm hangin' upside-down
Thinking how you left me for dead
California bound
And when you hit the coast
I hope you think of me
And how I'm stuck here with the ghost of what we used to be-

My cell phone went off. Man, who was calling me now I am bizlez!!!AKA busy!

"Hello?" I didn't look to see who it was I just wanted to get it over with.

"Hey is this Amber Bowie?" The guy said. It was a guy I knew by the tine of his voice.

"No I'm not. I'm Tabby Farce. I do know her though. Well I did until she ditched me for her first boyfriend. Why do you need to talk to her?"

"Oh uh sorry for bothering you. That is a heck of a name. I think I have heard it before but I don't know where from." whoa. You know what the guy that was giving me the creeps is on his cell phone too. Can we say Creepzerz! I don't even know who either of them are but I had no trouble telling a complete stranger my first and last name. Normally I am super uptight about this kind of stuff though. Well whatever! Get this out of my head! This is too creepy for me to really function with.

"Well it's not like you would hear that name everyday. Anyway you didn't answer my question why do you need her and I will give you her number."

"Sorry I got side tracked. I have been doing that a lot lately. I need to tell her some important news."
"Ok but I don't even know who you are. Who knows if you are like trying to kill her and me both!?" I said and toke a sip of my drink.

"No no no! I would never. How could you think such horrible things!?"

"Uh yeah they just come to me so I roll with it. Got a problem with it mystery man? Well then fix it!"

"Ok sorry about that well do you promise not to freak out when I tell you how I am?"

"Uh I doubt anything could make me freak out more then I already am considering the news I got yesterday."

"Well whatever new you got and yesterday was muddy and rainy and that I fell on my butt in front of my brothers." I laughed. This guy was like so open to me and I was too yet I never have met him! This is creepy but for some reason I can't seem to like hang up the phone on him or stop talking to him. And dude we are getting off subject!!!

"Ha ha! Yeah that would be bad. But my news is worse. You know what is funny I don't even know your name and I have old you a lot. And normally I am like so well quiet and mainly boring as other people would put it."
"No way! I would never think of boring. Hey we have been having a pretty good conversation and I still haven't hung up or stop talking to you so you must be special. I mean normally I am super well restless. As in I can't really sit still for to long." I laughed at this too.

"Yeah this is pretty weird isn't it. And that is one of the sweetest things anyone has ever said to me. So tell me what is your name then? Cause we keep getting off subject here!" he laughed at how I said that. I gotta admit I can have super funny moments!

"Fine then. Just don't freak out when I say...I'm..."

END!!!!!!