Mr. Sutcliff, Thanks for coming to your performance review
No problem
So you're in charge around here, is that fair to say?
Um, yes, I am a death god
Okay, so take us through a day in the life of the death god
Well the first thing I do is...
Do my makeup (like a death god)
Polish my death scythe (like a death god)
Dance like a sexy beast (like a death god)
Reap a soul (like a death god)
Get yelled at by William (like a death god)
See a human (like a death god)
Slash with my death scythe (like a death god)
Get beat by Sebastian (like a death god)
Try to kiss him (like a death god)
Get punched in the face (like a death god)
Stalk Sebastian (like a death god)
Take pictures (like a death god)
Try and act like a butler (like a death god)
Fail hard (like a death god)
Kill a doctor (like a death god)
Get my death scythe taken away (like a death god)
Stupid scissors (like a death god)
Cut up dolls (like a death god)
Find a wanna-be demon with bad hair-do (like a death god)
Try to reap a psycho kid (like a death god)
His name isn't Alois, its Jim (like a death god)
Drink salt tea (like a death god)
Go to bed (like a death god)
Uh huh. So that's an average day for you then?
No doubt
You wear makeup and stalk a butler?
Hell yeah
And I think at one point there you said something about using scissors?
Nope!
Actually I'm pretty sure you did
Nah, that isn't me
Okay, well this has been eye opening for me
I'm a death god
Yeah, no I got that. You said it a lot
I'm a death god
Yeah, yeah I got it!
I'm a death god
No I heard you, see ya later
LIKE A DEATH GOD!