Total Drama Jurassic Island (CANCELED)

by GoldEmblem

Chris McLean is back! And this time, 18 new contestants are forced to battle it out on a dinosaur-infested island somewhere probably on the coast of Costa Rica for one million dollars. There will be pain. There is a game. And most of all, there will be drama! Will Cosgo survive the wrath of Tyran? Will Ceres lead Tryker to the boiling point of anger? And what is the McLeanasaurus?

2. Episode 2 - A Hunt For Swine

Episode 2 - A Hunt For Swine

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Disclaimer- I do not own Total Drama or any of its characters, primarily Chris and Chef. The contestants you see here are all mine though and the concept is...eh. The right to claim who's concept about dinosaurs roaming a Total Drama is a 'I don't know' subject. All rights are reserved for Teletoon, Cartoon Network, Fresh TV, and others associated with this show.

Note- To start this off, I would like to give thanks to BaconBaka, who has provided me the cover art for this story. No, wait, not just a thanks, a special thanks! Thank you so much man! I much appreciate it!

And now onto the show! Or the games!

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Day 2- Not By The Hair of Their Chinny Chin Chin

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Last time on Total Drama Jurassic Island...

17 teenagers and 1 kid named Cosgo signed up to compete on another season of Total Drama, this time...on a dinosaur-infested island! Some were strange like the idiotic Staggs and some were pretty shady, like loner Spyne. Others were gorgeously beautiful like Dakota and others were just nice...like Sora.

On their first day, the wonderful me divided the contestants up into two teams: The Hungry Herbivores and the Crazy Carnivores where they were forced to compete on their first challenge...to find a home...and build some sort of shelter. Of course, they completed step one and basically skipped step two.

During the challenge, both teams met with the island locals. Tryker and Ivanko decided to battle a ticked off local after to take over his home. And Tyran wanted to prove his worthiness to his team by rounding up 20 chicken-legged freaks. Like seriously, those things bite hard!

In the end, it was the Hungry Herbivores who had the best shelter and the Crazy Carnivores were the ones with the worst shelter. A beach on a dinosaur island? Seriously? Not smart. I expected that performance from Staggs.

So how will the contestants fare on their second day on the island?

Will more of the island's local natives get beat up?

Will more of the island's local natives get all bite-y?

And who will become the season's first boot?

Find out right now, on...

TOTAL

DRAMA

JURASSIC

ISLAND!

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(Lights and cameras pop out from different locations. One light from popping out. Another light popping out from a prehistoric bush. A camera popping out from a nest with five little baby winged dinosaurs. Another camera popping out from a crowd of tiny Compsognathus. Then a camera starts moving past the docks and past Chris McLean and interns Albert, Edison, Leon, Noah, Owen, Steven, and Tyler who are being chased by a giant unknown dinosaur)

Ooh ooga booga! Ooh! Hoogie boogie hooga!

[Dear mom and dad, I'm doing fine]

(Camera travels up a cliff and down to the water where Cosgo finds himself swimming around. As soon as he turns around, a giant long-necked sea monster bares its sharp teeth as Cosgo desperately swims up in fear)

Ooh ooh ooh ogga hoo!

[You guys are on my mind]

(Camera floats to the top where Ally and Gallum row on a raft. Ally is holding a small winged dinosaur baby looking a bit annoyed as Cosgo floats up the top with a sigh. Immediately, a giant winged dinosaur grabs Gallum and swoops up in the air as Ally looks in shock)

Ooh ah oh ooh ah ooga oh oh ah ooh hooga hoo oh hoo!

[You asked me what I wanted to be and I think the answer is plain to see]

(Camera goes into the woods where Tryker is practicing his boxing moves until Gallum falls on top of him. Gallum has been let go of the winged dinosaur, and soon Valora comes into view and steals Tryker's wallet before running the other way)

Oooh booga boo oogieboogie!

[I wanna be famous]

(She bumps into a Carnotaurus that roars and chases after her...back to where Gallum and Tryker were, who get up instantly and run alongside each other)

Ooh ooga booga oh ooh ha!

[I wanna live close to the sun]

(Sora and Staggs try to paddle away from a giant waterfall. Staggs is paddling in the wrong direction and as a result, the two are sent down the waterfall)

Oh ooh ha ooh ah ooga boo ooh!

[So pack your bags I already won]

(Lucky for Sora and only Sora, she lands in Spyne's arms who was sitting on a log by himself)

Ooga booga ooh boog ooga boo oh ooh. Ooga booga ooh boo!

[Everything to prove, nothing in my way, I'll get there one day]

(Sora blushes as a giant prehistoric crocodile lunges at them, causing them to drop off the log. Camera pans over to Tyran, leaning on a tree, who is nearby laughing at what just happened before a blue dinosaur leaps out and causes Tyran to run off in fear. The dinosaur gives chase)

Ooh oooh booga boo oogieboogie!

[Cause I wanna be famous]

(Pan the camera to the cafeteria, where Chef is concocting unhealthy and disgusting foods. The food he makes blows up in his face as the camera pans over to Ivanko and Ceres. Ceres is laughing her head off as Ivanko looks at her strangely. Immediately, Chef throws a spoon at Ceres, but it misses and hits Ivanko in the head)

Ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh ooh

[Na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na na]

(Pan the camera back outside to see Pacci and Sophie fighting a giant unknown dinosaur. And by fighting, I mean defending themselves from the giant unknown dinosaur. Pan the camera to the right and one can see Archia painting the scene in front of her as a doubled-crested dinosaur peeks its head through the painting, making Archia jump. Dil runs by and holds his glass veil filled with black venom, waving it around near the dinosaur. Archia just looks confused at what he is doing)

Ooh booga boo ooh booga boo ooh booga boo oogieboogie!

[I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous]

(Pan the camera to the right once more and one can see a random cavewoman picking her nose. Pan the camera the right once more and a man, with his back turned, walks off the screen to show Terra with a finished jetpack)

Ooh booga boo ooh booga boo ooh booga boo oogieboogie!

[I wanna be, I wanna be, I wanna be famous]

(Terra presses a button as she starts flying into the air with a happy smile on her face. Now it has become nighttime at the Campfire)

(grunting tune)

(Camera pans down to Dakota, flirting at Bronx, who the latter is blushing intensely. Then pan out to see the rest of the cast sitting at the Campfire)

(Total Drama Jurassic Island)

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Hungry Herbivores - Archia, Bronx, Ceres, Ivanko, Pacci, Sophie, Sora, Staggs, Tryker

It was a good old morning. A prehistoric morning to be exact...

At the Herbivore's cave, Ceres gave a smirk as she examined her team. She looked at the sleeping Tryker who was leaning on the wall as he slipped.

"Aw, he's sleeping," Ceres gave a silent giggle before taking out a black marker and winking at the camera.

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Soon later, the entire team began to awake with a groan.

"Jeez, who knew sleeping on the ground would be so rough," Sora groaned.

"Clearly, you didn't," Pacci blinked as she cracked her back. "Oh! Damn! Now I know what it feels like to be old!"

"Do not make fun of old people," Ivanko stretched as he scolded Pacci.

"Oh, shut up," Pacci crossed her arms.

"Staggs say good morning," Staggs arrived with a bundle of what seems to be apples.

"Oh sweet Staggs," Bronx grinned as he walked over to Staggs. "Nice apples you got."

He prepared to bite one but was immediately swatted on the face by Sophie.

"Ow!" Bronx dropped the apple. "What gives?"

"As a wilderness expert, I know a poisoned fruit when I see one!" Sophie declared. "And that fruit...just isn't ripe yet!"

"Didn't mean you had to smack me across the face," Bronx rubbed his face.

"Oops, Staggs mess up again?" Staggs asked. "Ugh, Staggs idiot!"

"It's alright Staggs," Archia tapped her forehead with the back of her paintbrush. "Everyone makes mistakes."

She began to splash paint on the cavern walls.

"Staggs make too much mistakes," Staggs groaned. "Staggs only try to feed friends."

"And it was very sweet for you to do that," Sora placed her hand on Staggs' shoulder with a smile.

"Even if the apples were bad apples," Pacci retorted.

Sora gave a sideways disapproval glance at Pacci as Staggs sighed.

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Confessional: Ha! Bad Apples!

Sora: A jewelry store owner once told me that I would make a great mother mainly because of the different kind of jewelry I buy. But that's besides the point. Staggs is like a lost little cuddly teddy bear, and as such, I'll help him as a good mother figure!...I hope his mom doesn't mind heh. (chuckles sheepishly)

Pacci: Staggs is probably like the most useless in our group. I mean, have you seen his IQ? It's like a 2 or something. Just him speaking was enough to give it away.

Staggs: Staggs not good with other people. People think Staggs idiot. And Staggs think Staggs idiot too. Ugh, Staggs so stupid! (looks down)

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Tryker woke up and stretched himself.

"That nap...sucked!" Tryker groaned.

What Tryker failed to notice was that his face had glasses and a mustache drawn on him, courtesy of Ceres. Pacci noted this and began to snicker. Ceres snickered as well.

Soon enough, everyone began to snicker.

"What?" Tryker frowned. "You think I'm funny?!"

"You have something on face," Ivanko told Tryker.

"Angry man has a mustache and glasses?" Staggs was wide-eyed.

Tryker raised an eyebrow and looked down on a puddle of water, now noticing the marks.

"Gah!" Tryker yelled. "Alright! Who's the *sshole?!"

"Who else would it be Tryke?" Ceres gave a devious smirk at Tryker.

"Oh you b*tch," Tryker growled. "You are going down!"

"You say that so many times and I haven't been taken down," Ceres told him. "In fact, you haven't made an attempt to do so."

"Shut the f*ck up!" Tryker prepared to pounce.

"Enough," Ivanko stopped Tryker and Ceres. "We must not fight. We are team and team stick together."

"Sure," Tryker frowned. "The only stick I know is the stick that I'll be shoving up her-"

Ivanko slapped him on the neck.

"Ow!" Tryker groaned.

"No fighting," Ivanko told Tryker. "We must act as team."

"Ya didn't have to slap me d*ckwad," Tryker groaned, rubbing his neck.

"Watch language," Ivanko told Tryker.

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Confessional: Why does Ivanko remind me of X-Men Colossus?

Ivanko: Is not good for young people to speak bad language. Of all people on team, I will watch over Pacci, Ceres, and Tryker. They cause most trouble. And trouble no good for other's well-being.

Tryker: (cleans his face) I gotta hand it to Ivanko. (grins) Dude sure knows how to parent the team and with him around is exactly what I need. Obviously, I got anger issues. It comes from training in the boxing ring with loud, vicious drunks that shout insults at one another. Kinda rubbed off on me. I've been taking anger management classes, but that don't help me. But with Ivanko, dude might actually fix my problem! I mean, he and I fought a dinosaur with our bare hands yesterday!

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Crazy Carnivores - Ally, Cosgo, Dakota, Dil, Gallum, Spyne, Terra, Tyran, Valora

The Crazy Carnivores woke up by the beach area, one by one of course.

But of course, the first to awake up and running was Gallum, who doing sit-ups currently.

Tyran was the second but he remained tired and groggy.

"Wow Tyran, you look like crap," Gallum chuckled.

"If I wasn't so tired, I would've kicked sand into your eyes for that comment," Tyran growled.

"No need to get pasty," Gallum stood up with a look. "What's wrong?"

"Sleeping on the ground was wrong.." Tyran groaned. "Kept me awake all night until an hour ago."

"Kept you awake all night you say?" Gallum asked Tyran.

"Yeah," Tyran frowned before grinning to himself. "But...I did have some fun while I was awake."

"Some fun?" Gallum asked before realizing something.

"Gah!" a voice cried.

It was Cosgo. His visible expression was that of distress and embarrassment.

"I stained my pants!" Cosgo cried, his hand wet from an apparent mug filled with water.

"Kahahahaha," Tyran laughed. "Little kid wet his pants!"

"That's not funny," Cosgo bit his lip, blushing was embarrassment. "These were expensive pants too."

"Hey, that's your fault for bringing those expensive pants too," Tyran laughed.

"Tyran, cut it out," Terra told Tyran. "We're a team. And as a team, we have to stop messing with another or we'll lose like yesterday."

"And yesterday, we were lucky enough that it wasn't an elimination challenge," Dil added. "We lose the next one, and we'll probably have to kick someone off the island."

"I actually wouldn't mind kicking off Tyran," Spyne said.

"Um, what did you say?" Tyran asked, threatening Spyne with his eyes.

Spyne wasn't affected by this. In fact, he continued.

"Think about it, Tyran's causing the most trouble in our team," Spyne said. "If we want to win challenges, we have to get rid of the one who's messing with our team. The one who messes with the team is like the stone chained to a bird. It tries to save it itself...but in the end, it only sinks. Just like how we'll do if we don't remove the stone."

"Spyne, you're quiet most of the time, but that goes to show quiet people are usually the more intelligent," Gallum grinned, impressed.

"Please, I just want to win," Spyne sat back lazily.

Dakota eyed Spyne carefully.

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Confessional: I wanna be a winner!

Dakota: Spyne is a wild card. He could be a great ally but he could be harder to get rid of. You all saw what happened earlier. Spyne has a brain. In fact, I betting the fact that he's probably gonna find out about my plan sooner and end up ratting me out. I cannot afford that!

Spyne: Total Drama is a game that requires strength and wits. You need the strength to perform in challenges, and you need the wits to make game moves. Frankly, my game move is to lay in between the factors being the leader and being too useless. Usually, the leader is the guy who gets targeted first, and no way am I gonna be the leader. Then you have to worry about laying way way low. Lay way too low and you're considered useless. It's as simple said than done. But perhaps...I'm probably going to have to start making...other game moves to win. (Begins to think)

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"So Tyran, you see some dinosaurs last night?" Valora asked Tyran. "Especially any...pick-pockety ones?"

"Nope, not a single dinosaur," Tyran shrugged.

"Are you sure you were paying attention," Cosgo frowned. "You had the time to make me pee my pants."

"Nighttime took 12 hours, of course I'm sure," Tyran yawned. "Now excuse me as I go get some coffee here. See you later suckers."

Tyran walked off as the Carnivores were silent.

"Dude sure knows how to make a target out of himself," Ally shrugged. "Won't be surprised if he gets kicked off really early."

"Agree with you there," Terra nodded at Ally.

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Hungry Herbivores - Archia, Bronx, Ceres, Ivanko, Pacci, Sophie, Sora, Staggs, Tryker

"So uh, where's the reward from yesterday's challenge?" Bronx asked.

"Oh yeah, did anyone find it yesterday?" Sophie asked.

"Oh, Staggs found reward," Staggs smiled innocently.

"Oh gosh, if Staggs found it, it's probably gonna not be a reward," Pacci groaned.

"Be nice," Sora sternly looked at Pacci. "Go and show us where the reward is Staggs."

"Okay Sora!" Staggs smiled as he headed out the cave.

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Confessional: Imagine Sora with her motherly instincts, no?

Staggs: Staggs likes Sora. She like Staggs mother. Always giving Staggs a chance and never angry at stupid Staggs. Sora so nice to Staggs too. Makes Staggs want to cry (sniffles)

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What Staggs had led them to was a bush not far from the cave...and amongst the bush was...

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Owen! He was asleep, his shirt stained from what appears to be chocolate and candy bar wrappers.

"What the," Pacci blinked.

"They gave us Owen as a reward?" Archia asked.

"More like Staggs led us to a waste of time..." Pacci rolled her eyes.

"Hey ease off the guy alright," Tryker told Pacci. "Sh*t. You're making me angry."

"Calm down Tryker," Ivanko told Tryker. "We must wake Owen."

He patted Owen on the cheek as Owen began giggling.

"He certain enjoyed that," Sophie snickered. "Why don't you him give a purple nurple while you're at it."

"Ah, no, don't do that!" Sora squealed.

"I agree, bad idea!" Bronx protected his chestal area with his hands.

"I do not know what this purple nurple," Ivanko told Sophie. "So I will not do it."

"Then how we wake him up?" Pacci asked.

"Um," Tryker looked at Owen and shook him as he began drooling.

"Maybe just kick him in the kiwis," Sophie suggested.

"Y'know, for a wilderness expert, you sure like to do more harm than actual surviving," Tryker frowned.

"What can I say?" Sophie shrugged. "It's just in my blood."

Pacci walked over to Owen...and did exactly what Sophie suggested to do. Kick him in the kiwis.

Owen shot up immediately in pain.

"Oh great Scotts!" Owen cried. "That hurts!...Owww! Huh? Where am I?"

"Ten feet away from Herbivore Caverns," Pacci answered. "That's where."

"Oh snap!" Owen groaned. "I failed!"

"To do what?" Sora asked.

"To deliver your rewards!" Owen groaned.

"Wait...so...Staggs was on point?" Pacci asked, a bit shocked.

"Staggs do something right?" Staggs asked, shocked as well before looking happy. "Staggs do something right!"

"Great job Staggs!" Sora smiled at Staggs.

"For people who didn't get the reward like they were promised, you two sure look happy about that," Tryker told Sora and Staggs.

"Oh come on, a reward isn't everything," Sora told her team.

"Depends on what the reward was," Archia pointed out. "What was the reward Owen?"

"It...it...it was gonna be a whole basket of chocolates and lots of sweety goodness!" Owen broke down into a bawl.

"Did you...eat our reward?" Pacci narrowed her eyes.

"And where's the basket?" Ceres asked.

"Oh um...I ate that..." Owen chuckled sheepishly. "And the basket too..."

"So he ate everything except the little stains and wrappers on the ground," Pacci frowned. "Wonderful."

"I'm so sowwy!" Owen bawled. "I got no self-control!"

"You sure don't," Tryker noted.

"Oh, it's okay Owen," Sora patted Owen on the head. "Sure we could've had some chocolates...but an accident is an accident. It's gonna be alright."

Owen sniffled a bit before smiling.

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Confessional: Rock a bye baby, on the sweet shop.

Owen: Wow, Sora is really nice. In fact, the Herbivores are just full of nice people! Heck! I'll be rooting for them to win! Haha! Yeah! Woo!

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(Tyran)

Tyran was walking alone, silent. He was still in the jungle, minding his own business. A trail was left for each team so they could go to the outdoor cafeteria to eat.

But Tyran didn't follow the trail.

Instead, he had gone off trail and began to walk around in the woods areas.

"Grr, I need to take a whiz," Tyran frowned as he looked around. He spotted the camera and frowned before punching the camera, leaving it in static.

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Confessional: Hey! That footage was expensive!

Tyran: When it comes to pissing, I prefer to do it without the entire viewing world watching me. (crosses his arms)

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Unbeknownst to Tyran, the lovely and wonderful me, has a second backup camera to help explain it all ahem.

Tyran unzipped and began doing his business in the bushes.

"Oh yeah," Tyran grinned to himself. "So good..."

He finished and zipped up his pants. However, before he could leave, Tyran noticed a shuffling noise in the bush he had just whizzed in.

"Did I pee on a dinosaur?" Tyran asked with a grin. "Siiick...it must be covered in piss or something haha."

The bush opened up to reveal...a much more scarier dinosaur.

A teenager-sized dinosaur that hissed venomously.

"Ah...what the," Tyran gulped as the angry piss-covered dinosaur lunged at Tyran. Tyran dodged and screamed before running back on the trail.

The dinosaur chased after Tyran, angrily.

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Confessional: No dinosaurs love to be pissed on. Just saying.

Edison: That...was a Velociraptor, the most common type of raptor there is. They're smart and they like to hunt in packs. (Beat silence) And they don't like to get pissed on.

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"F*ck, f*ck, f*ck!" Tyran screamed as the Velociraptor continued to chase him.

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(Cafeteria)

The contestants got their first meal on the island since...last night's berries for both teams. They had the capability to sit wherever they wanted.

As for the morning's dish: whatever a prehistoric T-bone steak would look like.

"So this is the infamous food made by Chef Hatchet," Terra tapped on her steak. She took a bite and coughed a bit. "Ah! Disgusting!"

"Staggs think it needs salt," Staggs told Terra nearby as he sprinkled some salt on the steak. He took a bite and looked at it. "...Salt tastes sweet."

"You sprinkled on sugar Staggs," Sora told Staggs.

"Oh!" Staggs blinked. "Oh..."

Gallum sat with Dil, Ally, and Cosgo, poking his steak.

"So...is feeding us crap legal?" Dil asked.

"They've done it before in other seasons," Ally shrugged. "So if the lawyers haven't busted them yet then it probably is legal."

"But my mother and father always told me to eat healthy," Cosgo frowned. "This...doesn't look healthy."

"Welcome to the wild," Ally said. "Where you're forced to go against your morality."

"Not me," Gallum grinned. "I'm the early bird, whenever we are!"

"Yeah, cool," Ally rolled her eyes.

Bronx, Ceres, Ivanko, Pacci, Sophie, and Tryker sat together on their own table.

"Is this supposed to be T-bone steak?" Bronx asked.

"If it is, I'd say Chef did a pretty bad job at making the bone a T and instead would do great at making bones a J," Ceres noted. "Like a J-Bone Steak!"

"And maybe even a Pi-Bone Steak!" Sophie grinned.

"We get it," Pacci grumbled. "You like making fanart about T-Bone steaks. Now please be quiet so I can stop thinking about Chef's cooking style."

"Oh yeah," Ceres stood up. "That reminds me!"

She ran off as Ivanko and Tryker glanced at each other.

"Where does she think she's going?" Tryker asked.

"I will go check," Ivanko stood up, speaking in his Russian accent.

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Confessional: Ceres-ously? Haha! See what I did there?

Ivanko: To be good bodyguard, one must keep one eye on client and another eye on danger. (Tries to move his eyes in opposite direction) Is very difficult...

Ceres: I want to confess something. The only reason I joined Total Drama was so I can mess with the main staff of Total Drama. (Grins slyly) It looked so fun the way the other contestants messed with Chef and Chris that I just had to give it a try! Maybe while I'm at it...I can mess with the interns too?

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(Ceres)

Ceres was behind the building that served the so-called "food" for the contestant. In other words, the kitchen.

Behind the building was a door that was no doubtedly locked. Ceres gave a grin as she took out a hairpin from her pocket and began to pick the contraption in the keyhole.

She listened closely for a click. So far, none. She continued to pick until a voice arose.

"What are you doing?" Ivanko told Ceres.

"Huh?" Ceres stood up quickly and gave an innocent grin. "Oh...hello Ivanko. What are you doing here?"

"I wish to ask the same for you," Ivanko told Ceres.

"You just did silly!" Ceres laughed at Ivanko.

Ivanko looked at the door behind Ceres and frowned.

"You want to break into Chef's kitchen?" Ivanko asked. "Is very dangerous."

"Please," Ceres gave a smile. "Who doesn't like a little bit of danger. Besides...all I was gonna do was mess up his kitchen. Is that so wrong?"

"Is very wrong," Ivanko gave a nod. "Let's go back to table with other teammates."

"And why should I?" Ceres asked Ivanko.

Ivanko blinked.

"Well...because what you are doing is very wrong?" Ivanko asked thinking a moment before looking at Ceres again.

Unfortunately, Ceres had took this chance to sneak into Chef's kitchen which she had quickly unlocked.

"...This will be bad," Ivanko groaned as he headed in to find Ceres.

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Spyne sat alone at the corner of his own table.

He quietly ate the so-called T-bone steak and enjoyed his alone time...that is...until Dakota arrived.

"Hello Spyne," Dakota said sweetly."How are you today?"

"Peachy...what do you want?" Spyne asked, taking a small bite of his steak.

"Oh nothing," Dakota said. "I just want to spend some...time...with you."

She gave a flirtatious wink.

Spyne just stared at Dakota.

"...Uh huh," Spyne bluntly said.

Spyne didn't seem to be affected by Dakota's little charm. In fact, he seemed to ignore it.

Frowning, Dakota gave a sigh and walked off to another table.

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Confessional: Smash or Pass for Dakota?

Dakota: (in thought) I guess Spyne will have to be someone I would have to get rid of. He's not attracted to me...so makes me wonder if he's not attracted to girls at all. Probably. But truth be told, I was kind of hoping Spyne be attracted to me. He's cute, he's shady. Just the guy I prefer. But to my luck, he's the only guy that I know that isn't affected by my feminine body! (crosses her arms)

Spyne: Dakota is like the many girlfriends my brothers bring home. They just go for the attention of dating a cool and handsome guy before they dump them in the end. My bros back home always taught me that if you want to date a girl, date someone that doesn't purr and wear revealing outfits. Because those girls, aren't faithful... (begins to think) And believe me, I see right through her. And not in a sexual way.

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Valora had seated herself with a distracted Archia. She sneakily took a paintbrush and stared at it before putting it back.

It wasn't the least bit useful.

Then she looked around.

"Hey, anyone seen Tyran?" Valora asked.

"The guy from juvie?" Archia asked. "Nope."

"Wasn't he the first to leave camp?" Gallum looked at Cosgo.

Hurried footsteps could be heard along with a trail of censored cursing. Cosgo blinked as Ally covered his ears with a shrug.

Tyran had arrived panting.

"Where were you?" Dil asked.

"Um, running for my life from a dinosaur!" Tyran explained. "It was some sort of...well. Can't describe it. Smaller T-Rex or something?"

"A baby T-Rex?" Staggs guessed unintelligently.

"What?" Pacci raised an eyebrow at Staggs.

"He is technically correct," Bronx shrugged.

Then came a hissing noise and then a raptor call. The Velociraptor hopped onto a table and hissed at the contestants.

"AGH!" Cosgo screamed as the contestants ran near the kitchen building. A wet patch began to form on his pants.

"Another dinosaur to fight!" Tryker growled. He lunged forward and got into fighting stance. "You wanna go you scaly lizard?!"

The Velociraptor hissed...then gave a dog-like 'huh?' before falling over unconscious. A tranquilizer dart was expertly shot onto the dinosaur, and the perpetrator was none other than Albert, with a tranquilizer gun. Behind him, were the rest of the interns including Owen, Tyler, Noah, Leon, Edison, and Steven.

"That was something," Albert blinked.

"Wow, wouldn't want to be the person who made that dinosaur mad," Chris walked forward from the bushes with a hearty grin. "Welcome to Day 2 campers. Another day means...another challenge!"

"After we almost got traumatized by a dinosaur that was about to kill us?" Pacci asked. "Not cool Chris."

"Can we at least have time to...change," Cosgo blushed sheepishly at the wet patch on his pants.

"Depends," Chris shrugged before doing a head count. "Hmm...we seem to be missing two people. Where's Ceres and Ivanko?"

"You dirty kids!" Chef yelled from the kitchen.

"Hahaha!" Cere's voice laughed as a crash could be heard.

"I really apologize Mr. Hatchet!" Ivanko's Russian accent could also be heard. "It was not my plan! Honest!"

"Get out of my kitchen!" Chef yelled.

Ceres and Ivanko ran out of the kitchen and headed straight to the contestants. Ivanko was panting in shock and somewhat fear as Ceres laughed giddily to herself.

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Confessional: What goes on in Chef's kitchen? Nobody knows.

Ivanko: (shivers) Will not ever go into Chef's kitchen. Never again.

Ceres: (cheers) That was fun! I don't think Chef would enjoy me tossing banana peels all over his kitchen though.

Chef: (has a banana peel on his head) Of course in every season of Total Drama, there is always some punk who just loves to get me into trouble. Every time!

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"Glad to see we're all reunited now," Chris grinned.

"What do got for us this time Chris?" Dil asked. "Something involving chemistry? Cause...I excel at that."

"Will it require fighting?" Tryker asked. "Ivanko and I took down a dinosaur yesterday. I bet we can take on another dino!"

"Will we get to tame a dinosaur?" Sophie asked.

"Nope, nope, and nope," Chris shook his head. "Today's challenge, is simple. Around the island is what you will know as...a pig."

"A Sus scrofa domesticus to be exact," Edison pointed out.

"Yeah...what Edison said," Chris raised an eyebrow. "Anywho, there are two pigs running around on the island. Each pig is branded with your team symbol. A grass for the Herbivores and a slice of meat for the Carnivores. Your challenge, is to find your pig and bring it to Chef. Winners get to have a little pig feast. And losers, will have to eliminate someone tonight."

"This isn't gonna be like yesterday where it's not gonna end up being an elimination challenge is it?" Pacci asked.

"Can't say," Chris shrugged with a grin. "That will ruin the surprise."

"It's not gonna be an elimination challenge," Pacci told her teammates.

"Believe what you will believe," Chris shrugged.

"That reminds me, can we have another basket full of chocolate?" Tryker asked Chris. "Owen ate ours."

"Nope, sorry!" Chris grinned. "That was the only basket we had! You guys should've eaten the basket too if you really wanted something to eat haha!"

"I ate the basket too, sorry," Owen spoke from the sidelines.

"Wow...that sucks," Chris chuckled.

"Gah, don't piss me off Chris," Tryker growled. "You won't like me when I get pissed!"

"Whoa whoa whoa," Sora held Tryker by the arm. "Calm down Tryker. Calm down. Deep breaths."

Tryker took a deep breath and calmed down.

"Alright," Tryker sighed.

"Can we get on with the challenge now?" Spyne asked.

"Yeah sure," Chris shrugged. "The Pig Hunt will begin...right now!"

The contestants looked around. Chris was silent before taking out his airhorn.

With a press of the button, a loud noise sounded for the contestants to immediately start the hunt.

"Let's move!" Terra told her team as the the contestants began to scatter amongst themselves.

---

Confessional: And let the Hunger Games begin!

Sophie: Hunting for pigs? We got this challenge in the bag! Because one...hello? Wilderness expert? I can track down a pig from a mile away! This challenge...will be easy!

Tyran: Hunting for pigs? Kahaha! I was born to hunt! Hell, if I can hunt and beat up newbies back in juvie, I can take on a bunch of little pigs!

Chris: Thanks to my little dandy airhorn...the challenge will end being much much harder than initially planned. (snickers) Dinosaurs don't like to be disturbed. Especially the sleeping ones...

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(Archia, Ceres, Sophie)

Archia, Ceres, Sophie had ran in the same direction. And frankly, Archia and Ceres only followed Sophie thanks to her skills.

"So, what's step one in finding pigs?" Ceres asked.

"Simple," Sophie sniffed the air.

"Oh, she's doing that thing she did yesterday," Archia noted.

"Are you gonna ditch us here again?" Ceres asked Sophie.

"No no no," Sophie shook her head. "Something tells me this pig will be harder to tangle than a rattlesnake."

"You've tangled with a rattlesnake before?" Ceres looked intrigued and interested. "That is so cool..."

"Eh, rattlesnake was a small lil baby," Sophie shrugged. "It was easy."

"Then we will have certainly no problem catching a pig!" Archia smiled with a cheer.

"Yeah, go Herbivores!" Ceres grinned.

Sophie gave a chuckle and sniffed the air once more before sniffing the ground.

"Do you smell anything?" Archia asked.

"...Yes," Sophie sniffed. "...It is not a pig however..."

She sniffed again.

"It's a fresh scent," Sophie continued. "...From something...big..."

"How big?" Archia asked.

"As big as a giant?" Ceres grinned.

"Smaller than a giant, bigger than a person," Sophie sniffed again. "...And it's getting closer..."

Her suspicions were correct when a dinosaur about 6 foot tall arrived. It was a carnivorous dinosaur, included with the dull horn on it's head.

"What is that?" Archia asked.

"More horns?" Ceres grinned. "Awesome!"

"Told ya it was smaller than a giant," Sophie noted.

---

Confessional: So it ain't gonna go Fee Fi Fo Fum?

Edison: A Majungasaurus. Or known as the Mahajanga lizard. It is also one of the few dinosaurs known to be cannibalistic. Thought you should know!

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(Dil, Gallum, Cosgo)

While Archia, Ceres, and Sophie found themselves face to face against a Majungasaurus, Dil, Gallum, and Cosgo grouped together to hunt for the pig. They had retreated to the camps first before they were going to embark on the search.

The reason being Cosgo's desire to change pants after wetting it again thanks to the Velociraptor that was brought over unwillingly by Tyran.

"Ah, much better," Cosgo gave a small smile after changing his pants and underwear.

"You're done changing right?" Dil asked, looking away.

"Yes," Cosgo nodded. "I never had to wet my pants that much when I was younger. My mom would yell at me each time I did wet myself."

"Not even once?" Gallum raised an eyebrow at Cosgo. "I'm surprised. I wetted the bed five times until the 3rd grade."

"2 and a half times I wetted the bed," Dil said.

"How can you do it 2 and a half times?" Gallum asked.

"When your babysitter at the time watches you and realizes what you're about to do," Dil chuckled. "Good times."

"Being a teenager must be great," Cosgo smiled. "You get to think about your childhood and start going to parties right?"

"You've never been to a party?" Gallum asked Cosgo.

"If you count a banquet as a party," Cosgo said, recalling his younger times.

"Parties are fun," Gallum grinned. "Especially when you go early and greet all the other people that arrive! Heh. Being the early bird is awesome."

"Early bird gets the worm huh?" Cosgo asked Gallum before looking at Dil. "What about you Dil? You ever been to a party?'

"Nope," Dil shook his head. "It's just me in the lab working with chemicals. Very dangerous chemicals if you will."

---

Confessional: Dil Nye the Science Guy!

Dil: I wish I brought my little chemistry kit along...but at least I brought this. (holds up a beaker with the black substance) I'm not even sure what it is, but it's toxic. I think it might be a blend of a rattlesnake's venom and liquefied coal. But that's only a hypothesis.

Gallum: I know this is pretty early to mention but...Dil and Cosgo are probably two people I probably would love to hang with during the competition. They are like total pals. Cosgo's got an interesting life as a rich kid and I saw Dil carry around this black thing that I'm kinda hesitant to ask about. (begins to think) Are toxicologists secretive about their work?

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(Ivanko, Tryker)

"Well isn't this a knack?" Tryker looked around as Ivanko tapped his chin. The two were in the woods, attempting to find a pig. But the pig seemed to be the least of their problems. "We're lost. It's shady. And at this point, we're gonna be sitting ducks! Gah! This is pissing me off!"

"We must find other team," Ivanko told Tryker. "Separation is no good."

"Good plan," Tryker said. "But how exactly are we gonna find the way for us?"

"How did we get lost in first place?" Ivanko asked.

"Don't ask me," Tryker frowned. "I was running to find a pig for this stupid challenge! F*cking damn it!"

"You must control anger, Tryker," Ivanko told Tryker. "Is not healthy to be angry all the time."

Tryker gave a growl as Ivanko placed a hand on his shoulder. Immediately, Tryker began to settle down.

"I'm calm," Tryker sighed. "I'm calm."

"Good," Ivanko nodded as some shuffling noises could be heard.

Cracking sounds of tree branches snapping in half. Rustling noises from the bushes.

Upon hearing the noises, Tryker cracked his knuckles.

"Is it another dinosaur to pummel?" Tryker asked with a determined look.

"Or with hopes it is the pig," Ivanko told Tryker in his thick Russian accent.

"Nope, no pig here," said a bored drawling voice.

Ally came out of the woods and appeared before Ivanko and Tryker. Ivanko looked at Ally as Tryker gave a groan.

"Not you again," Tryker groaned.

"Three-Horned Kid right," Ally looked at Tryker. "How's your team?"

Tryker looked irritated.

"Is this ex-girlfriend?" Ivanko asked Tryker.

"What the hell?" Tryker looked at Ivanko with disgust. "No!"

"As if he can even get a girlfriend with that temper of his," Ally stated.

"Oh...sorry," Ivanko looked embarrassed a bit.

"Nah it's okay," Ally shrugged. "But now that you're here, we should go find a pig together."

"Um, are you okay?" Tryker frowned. "Do you really think Ivanko and I will even let you come with us? Go find your own team!"

"That is good idea," Ivanko gave a nod. But that nod was not directed toward Tryker...it was more so directed at Ally.

"Um, are you okay?" Tryker raised an eyebrow at Ivanko. "This is a member of the Crazy Carnivores? You know, our opponents?"

"But leaving her alone in woods is not way of gentleman," Ivanko told Tryker.

"You follow a code of conduct?" Tryker asked.

"Was it not...obvious?" Ivanko blinked.

"I would love to watch you two argue over who's fairest of them all...but I got a challenge to win so...chop chop," Ally clapped her hands, expecting them to move.

Tryker gave a growl.

"Fine!" Tryker frowned. "But don't talk to me or else you'll get me angry! And you won't like me when I'm angry!"

"What, are you gonna turn into some giant green monster guy?" Ally asked with a smirk. "Haha. That'll be the day..."

"Grrr..." Tryker growled as Ivanko prepared to walk.

---

Confessional: Grrr is for dogs, wolves, and other animals that growl.

Tryker: It's people like Ally that makes me want to punch something. (looks visibly angry) RAH! (punches the camera which breaks the lens. Tryker blinks for a moment before sheepishly looking around) Um...do I have to pay for that?

Ally: I don't know what it is... (smiles) ...but pissing Tryker off is seems to probably be the funnest thing to do on this island.

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(Terra, Valora, Pacci)

"Well, isn't this something," Pacci raised an eyebrow.

Like the situation between Ivanko and Tryker and their opposing team member Ally, Pacci had bumped into Valora and Terra.

"It's the other team member!" Terra exclaimed. "...Um...what was your name?"

"Pacci," Pacci rolled her eyes. "Don't forget it."

"Right," Terra nodded.

"What kind of name is Pacci?" Valora asked.

"What's your name?" Pacci gave a flat blink at the thief.

"Valora," Valora smiled with a pose. "Professional Thief!"

"What kind of name is Valora?" Pacci frowned. "We even?"

"Wow, harsh on my name much?" Valora looked insulted.

"Hey, you started it," Pacci shrugged. "Now let's go find some pigs."

"Whoa whoa whoa," Terra blinked. "Who said you'll be coming with us?"

"I did when I noticed you two," Pacci shrugged. "And ain't no way you're getting rid of me."

Terra and Valora shared a glance.

"Valora, lead the way," Terra bluntly said as she walked off beside Valora. Pacci silently followed them from behind. "I'll be fixing up these special pieces I found for my jetpack. Found them in a bush."

She took out what seemed to be some sort of small nano-bug.

"This will be perfect," Terra smiled to herself.

A second later, the nano-bug disappeared and reappeared on Valora's hand.

"What is it?" Valora asked.

"What the?" Terra blinked. "Valora! Hand that back!"

"I was just looking at it," Valora gave a grin.

---

Confessional: Do or do not touch.

Valora: I'm what you would call a window shopper. I see something I really like, I take it. It's what I do back at home. In fact, I'm living in poverty with a crappy apartment. It's one of the reasons why I came to Total Drama. For the money... (rubs her hands) But...I need a backup in case I don't win. And that backup is to salvage anything around this island that has monetary value. Maybe then, I can actually get an air conditioner for my mom.

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(Sora, Spyne, Staggs)

"Spyne!" Sora called to the teenaged boy who had just been walking alone. He looked somewhat irritated. But that irritation faded away once Sora and Staggs joined him. Truth be told, he wanted to be alone. That's why he's called the 'Shady Loner'.

But he didn't say anything else or do anything else to the situation besides raise an eyebrow.

"Sora?" Spyne asked with a raised eyebrow. "What makes you think you can join me? I'm just a shady guy in a corner. I prefer to be alone."

"You did mention something like that on the first day," Sora noted.

"Miss Sora," Staggs blinked. "Who is this again?"

"Oh right," Sora was hit with a slight realization. "Staggs, this is Spyne. I met him on the first day."

"Oh," Staggs gave a nod. "Um, name is Staggs. Staggs is being taken care of by Miss Sora."

"...Right," Spyne gave a blunt look at Staggs, with the thought that everyone here was either strange or lacking a sense of sanity. Well...with exceptions of course. Spyne gave a fake cough. "Well, time to go. I'm heading off in some random direction and please don't follow me."

"Wait, let us join you Spyne," Sora told Spyne. "With the three of us, we can find our respective pigs faster."

"Uh huh, sorry but I will have to decline," Spyne said, poking his sharp tooth. "I work alone."

Sora blinked as Spyne walked off in a random direction.

"Aw, he probably leave because Staggs stupid," Staggs groaned.

"No no no," Sora shook her head at Staggs. "He's just difficult. But don't worry Staggs, we'll follow him!"

"Follow Spyne?" Staggs asked. "But Staggs say he work alone."

"Doesn't mean we can't follow him," Sora gave a smile at Staggs.

---

Confessional: Stalkerlicious much?

Sora: Spyne seems like he needs a friend. I mean, why else would he prefer to be alone? Maybe he didn't get hugged enough as a child? (begins to ponder)

Spyne: (has his arms crossed) Back at home, my bros and I have been taught one important thing...never to trust anyone. Nice people like Sora, you aren't sure if they're nice or not. For all I know, she could be faking it so she can easily take advantage of me. And if there's one thing that my bros know about fakers, it's nice happy people are always the ones you least expect.

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(Tyran)

Tyran walked around, alone. He gave a frown as looked around for a pig. And of course, it had to be somewhat difficult.

"Gah, stupid team...stupid challenge...stupid forest!" Tyran growled. "Hunt for pigs? What does that have to do with dinos?"

He continued to wander around.

As he did so, what came to view was a horde of what seemed to be duck-billed dinosaurs, drinking from a lake. They ranged to be about 10 feet tall...but there were small child-sized ones roaming around as well.

"Well...might as well have some fun," Tyran grinned, cracking his knuckles.

---

Confessional: Dinosaur abuse?

Edison: Hadrosaurus. In Greek, Hadro- means bulky or large. And combine that with -saurus. Bulky or large lizard. Also known as duck-billed dinosaurs.

---

Tyran cracked his knuckles as he snuck toward the dinosaurs.

"Hm...I wonder if I could push one over," Tyran grinned with a dangerous smirk. He snuck closer to one that was about 8 feet. Still bigger than Tyran but he didn't seem to care. Tyran placed both his hands under the dinosaur and pushed as hard as he could.

The dinosaur gave some sort of prehistoric honk as it fell into the water.

"Kehahaha!" Tyran laughed. "Enjoy your bath!"

Two ten foot tall Hadrosaurus's loomed over Tyran, threateningly.

And it was at that moment, when Tyran's laugh slowly faded...

...

He knew he messed up. Big time.

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(Chris's Headquarters)

"Ouch!" Chris laughed from his headquarters. "Poor Tyran! That is why, you never mess with a dinosaur!"

"So Chris, we contained that Velociraptor that nearly killed the contestants," Noah arrived with a glum look. "What other life-threatening jobs do you want us to do?"

"Where are the other interns?" Chris turned to Noah.

"Outside, waiting for instructions," Noah crossed his arms.

Chris began to think. Then he pressed a button before sitting back.

"Go and catch that Velociraptor again, I think it escaped," Chris said.

Noah frowned.

"Oh gee, wonder how that happened," he sarcastically noted before walking off.

---

Confessional: The Velociraptor can escape either way.

Noah: Typical of Chris to make a show of the interns as well. Guess our challenge will be to catch a Velociraptor and boy am I excited! (rolls his eyes)

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(Dakota)

Dakota walked by herself. Truthfully, the dark woods she was in made her shiver. Weird sounds. Shady stuff going on, like two dinosaurs walked past her not minding her presence at all.

"Think about game plans Dakota," Dakota shivered. "Think about game plans..."

A branch snapped as a nearby dinosaur walked.

Dakota jumped at that.

"Gah," Dakota tried to calm herself. "Its okay Dakota. It's just a big nice dinosaur."

---

Confessional: Barney the dinosaur?!

Dakota: I don't do well with being alone in the woods. One, it could really mess up my looks. Two, you don't know what's gonna end up messing your looks...and it's also kinda creepy. (crosses her arms for a solid 10 seconds until the Confessional cuts)

---

Dakota continued to walk as she muttered to herself.

Then out from the corner of her eyes, she noted a tall figure walking amongst the woods. He was ducking from low tree branches and had stepped in wet puddles of water.

Of course, the person I was talking about was none other than Bronx.

Dakota silently smirked to herself, feeling safer after seeing a real life person.

"Perfect," she spoke to herself quietly before following Bronx.

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(Archia, Ceres, Sophie)

"This reminds me of the Texas Rodeo I once participated in!" Sophie grinned as she rode the Majungasaurus. Of course, the dinosaur was like bull attempting to shake off whoever was on it. "Whoo!"

"Will she be alright?" Archia asked, shocked.

"Of course," Ceres grinned looking at Archia. "...It's Sophie."

Sophie hit a nearby tree after the Majungasaurus finally tossed her off its back. This relative action also caused the dinosaur to be relatively angered, and with a furious roar, the dinosaur charged.

"But you should be more worried on if you'll be alright," Ceres told Archia.

"Huh?!" Archia was wide-eyed, in fear and confusion.

Ceres walked out of the way from the dinosaurs charge. Seeing this, Archia attempted to do the same.

Instead, Archia was knocked into the same tree as Sophie.

"Oof...Ceres...why?" Archia groaned.

"No reason," Ceres smiled.

The Majungasaurus turned to Ceres with a growl. But before the dinosaur could even think of biting her head off, its foot slipped on a banana peel and the dinosaur fell to the ground, with Ceres swiftly dodging its collapse.

"I conquered the dinosaur!" Ceres stood on top of the Majungasaurus as if it was a hill and she was the queen.

"Woo...hoo," Archia gave a weak cheer. "Why...why is that tree pink?"

The impact that tree had on Archia seemed to have left her in a daze. As Sophie, she got up and cleaned herself and later turned to Ceres with a grin.

"Nice work Ceres!" Sophie grinned. "Nice work!"

"Thank you thank you..." Ceres bowed.

Archia regained her composure and looked at the dinosaur on the ground currently. It laid unconscious.

"It must've hit its head way too hard," Archia noted.

"Harvest the meat?" Sophie asked.

"Tame it?" Ceres grinned.

"How about we go and find a pig now?" Archia asked. "Okay? Okay!"

She headed off as Ceres and Sophie gave a look of disappointment.

"Oh fine!" Sophie frowned as the two followed Archia.

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Confessional: Aww, Archia's no fun.

Archia: Sophie and Ceres are like the most craziest members of the team. Someone must keep them in check and try not to 'harvest meat' from dinosaurs. And right now, I am in that role.

---

(Dil, Gallum, Cosgo)

The three boys decided to walk amongst the beach shore. The pig was probably on the beach shore, eating as they walked together.

For a while now, they have been walking and all three seemed to be tired.

"Whoa man, this feel like the desert or what?" Gallum asked with a pant.

"There is sand," Dil cleared his throat.

"But there's water," Cosgo wiped his forehead.

"Undrinkable water," Dil corrected.

"Why aren't we walking in the shade?" Cosgo asked.

"What if there's a pig here by the beach shore?" Gallum asked. "Everyone's probably off in the jungle. We'll be the only ones actually searching at the beach shores."

"So...we gonna circle the island or.." Dil gave a groan.

"Hey hey...is that...?" Cosgo squinted his eyes.

And in front the trio, just a half a couple meters away, a pig, sitting and branded with the meat symbol.

"It's a pig!" Gallum grinned. "Our pig too!"

"Let's move!" Dil smiled as the three charged forth.

Unfortunately for them, once the pig noticed three figures of different sizes and shape approaching it at a relatively quick speed, it squealed in fear and panic.

The pig squealed and ran off.

"It's getting away!" Cosgo blinked. "...And do pigs really run thay fast?"

Gallum and Dil glanced at one another before noticing the quick pace the pig had ended up running before diving into the woods.

"Oh great," Gallum panted. "We lost it."

"Not yet we didn't," Dil told Gallum before preparing to head into the woods.

Of course, a predatory dinosaur with two crests on its head appeared before Dil, growling and drooling.

"Okay, yeah we did," Dil turned around.

"Run!" Gallum screamed as the trio bolted the heck away from the dinosaur that gave chase.

---

Confessional: Everything trying to kill them all hm?

Edison: Dilophosaurus...no...it doesn't have frills...and it doesn't shoot venom. There's no shred of evidence pointing to those facts. Jurassic Park taught you very inaccurate facts kids. (Pushes his glasses back up)

Gallum: (cradles in fear) Now that I've been chased by a larger and more scarier looking dinosaur, I'm not sure if signing up for this show was a great idea...

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(Ally, Ivanko, Tryker)

"Ivanko..." Tryker covered his ears, gritting his teeth in frustration. "...Just one punch. One punch!"

Every word that spat out of Ally's mouth was aggravating the fighter. And Tryker was trying not to punch her in the face.

"No," Ivanko bluntly told Tryker. "Is not gentleman-like to hit a woman."

"Who cares about gentlemen?!" Tryker groaned. "They're extinct like the dinosaurs!"

"Actually, with this island, not anymore," Ally looked around.

"Ally has point," Ivanko said with a nod.

"In fact, Tryker, maybe you should start treating women with the same kind of chivalrous behavior Ivanko has," Ally smirked at Tryker.

"If Ivanko wasn't here I would seriously feed you to the dinos," Tryker growled at Ally.

"With those arms, I doubt it," Ally said.

"Gah!" Tryker stomped his foot in anger. "You're dead!"

He punched...a tree. Just a nearby tree. Ally blinked for a moment before clearing her throat.

"You missed," she said.

"I am fine...I restrained myself..." Tryker took deep breaths. He hit the nearby tree on purpose. And soon Tryker turned around and walked beside Ivanko.

"Good job Tryker..." Ivanko gave an encouraging smile as he patted him on the shoulder. "You did not hit Ally."

"Oh believe me, I wished that tree was her," Tryker growled.

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Confessional: and that's why George needs to WATCH OUT FOR THAT TREE!

Tryker: I am...so glad...Ally is not on my team. Because if she was... (punches through the Confessional wall)

Ally: You know, I always wondered why so many people glare at me at school. And now, I'm thinking it's gotta be something I said...still. Tryker getting pissed is fun. (Smiles)

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(Pacci, Terra, Valora)

"Aha," Pacci whispered when she saw a pig. This specific pig was branded with the grass symbol, the symbol of the Herbivores.

"You found a pig?" Terra asked Pacci.

"Yep...now I'm gonna catch it," Pacci slowly snuck up to the pig.

With soft tiptoes and a careful look, Pacci slowly went up to the pig. Then, all of a sudden, Valora let out an alarm sound. Surprised and frightened, the pig squealed and ran away after it turned its head to see Pacci.

Pacci attempted to catch the pig before it ran off, but unfortunately, the pig slipped through her hands.

"Gah!" Pacci frowned before glaring at Valora. "Why'd you do that?! I almost had it!"

"News flash," Valora gave a smirk. "We're not on the same team."

"And you were the one who wanted to tag along with us," Terra told Pacci.

Pacci looked at Valora and Terra for five seconds before giving herself a facepalm.

"Great, now I'm gonna go follow that little hog!" Pacci growled as she prepared to run towards the direction the pig ran in. "But just so you know, you two are gonna pay for this."

"For playing the game?" Valora snickered. "Man, you're hilarious!"

Pacci growled. Her frustration was blinding her ability to speak out a more better remark to the situation. But for now...

"Grr, whatever!" Pacci shook her head, running off.

Valora and Terra looked at one another as Pacci had ran off.

"Glad she's gone," Terra sighed in relief.

"Same here," Valora nodded.

---

Confessional: Meanwhile, Pacci be chasing that pig...

Valora: To tell you the truth, the only reason why I wanted her to leave was because she was worthless. No really, I only got some breathmints from her jacket. (holds out some breathmints) Maybe some creep out there might want them?

Pacci: Where did my... (digs through her jacket) ...Oh...Valora! (looks irritated)

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(Sora, Spyne, Staggs)

A squeal could be heard as Spyne raised an eyebrow. Right now, he had one objective, ditch Sora and Staggs. Apparently those two couldn't understand that he preferred being alone.

As for the squeal, a pig knocked Spyne down with a frantic pulse of fear appearing from the bush.

"Pig!" Staggs pointed at the pig.

"Oh hey, you found a pig...or should I say, the pig found you?" Sora asked with a smile.

"Please no," Spyne stood up and cleaned himself before staring at the pig that ran around them. A close glance showed that this pig was the Carnivores' pig...his team's pig.

"Wait...this isn't our pig," Sora noted.

"It's my pig," Spyne said as he tried to the grab the pig.

Instead the pig squealed and ran off further into the woods.

"...I hate pigs so much," Spyne frowned as he gave chase.

"Whoa, wait up!" Sora blinked as she followed Spyne with Staggs tagging along.

"Why are you still following me?!" Spyne noted Sora and Staggs chasing after him. "This isn't Cops and Robbers!"

"No reason at all!" Sora yelled behind him.

Spyne's frown deepened. But needless to say, that didn't stop him from bumping into a tree.

"Oh!" Spyne groaned.

"Staggs think that hurt," Staggs cringed.

"Ah, Spyne are you okay?" Sora asked.

"...Okay, why the heck are you helping me?" Spyne asked. "A member of the opposite team? A guy who prefers to be alone."

"And that's why we're here with you," Sora gave a sweet smile at Spyne. "From the looks of it mister, you need friends."

"Uh huh," Spyne frowned.

"So how about Staggs and I be friends with you?" Sora asked Spyne.

"...You sound like a mom," Spyne stared bluntly at her. "I don't need a mommy right now. I need a pig. And I'm gonna go get one!"

With a loud declaration, Spyne ran off, dazed a bit from that impact on the tree.

"Wow, that jewelry store owner wasn't kidding about the whole mother thing," Sora noted to herself.

"Should Staggs follow Spyne?" Staggs asked.

"No no, it's fine," Sora told Staggs. "He wants to be alone right now."

---

Confessional: Independence is a good thing miss.

Sora: I honestly didn't know what to do, so I just basically followed Spyne. In fact, something about him interests me very much. And I don't know why.

Spyne: That girl must be really trying to be 'friends' with me if she's following me that much...does this mean she's legit or...?

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(Tyran)

As Tyran groaned and cursed in pain, the atmosphere felt stuffy.

This didn't please the bully at all. In fact, it kinda irked him.

"Stupid dinosaurs, stupid gah," Tyran rubbed his arm. He was notably bruised. After all, that's what happens when the Hadrosaurs get mad at a person.

His arm was in pain. But he knew how to deal with it and move on.

Tyran continued to walk with grumbles and mutters until a pig crashed into him.

"Gah!" Tyran growled. "What the? Huh?"

The pig in question had a grass symbol. It was the Herbivore's pig, and with a raised eyebrow he looked at the pig as he gripped it right.

"Get back over here you stupid pig!" Pack's voice was heard.

With a smirk, Tyran had a plan. He gave a grin as the pig began to squeal.

"Shut it little hog," Tyran grinned. "I got something perfect planned for you..."

Tyran ran in the opposite direction of where the voice was, carrying the squealing pig along with him.

After he ran off, Pacci had just popped in the location Tyran was just at five minutes ago. She looked around before frowning.

"Damn it!" Pacci frowned. "I lost it!"

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Confessional: Must've been because she huffed and she puffed and she blew the pig away.

Pacci: Who knew pigs could run that fast and lose a person chasing after it? Maybe now I'll start respecting my grandpa's pig farm...nah!

Tyran: (holds the pig) My plan is to keep the pig away from the Herbivores, that way, as my team finds our pig, I can make sure the Herbivore's don't find their own pig keheh heh heh... (grins intimidately)

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As Tyran ran with the pig, he made it at the beach shore as he looked around.

"Gonna hide you now somewhere," Tyran grinned at the pig. The pig had stopped squealing, but still looked quite scared. "What? You scared I'm gonna eat you? Ha! We're gonna eat a pig soon when we win keheh heh..."

The pig continued to squeal as Tyran frowned.

"Man, you're causing a ruckus!" Tyran told the pig before a sniff could be heard. "What the..."

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"Oh...hey there buddy," Tyran chuckled sheepishly. "You want this pig? Well too bad! Get your own food!"

The Velociraptor lunged at Tyran angrily but with a yelp, Tyran dodged and began running while holding the pig. The Velociraptor itself gave chase with angry eyes darted right at the bully.

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(Bronx, Dakota)

"Oh thank you so much Bronx for helping me out," Dakota faked her exhaustion and tiredness. "If I didn't come across you...I don't know what else I would've done..."

"Hey dudette, it's alright, y'know?" Bronx gave a smile as he helped Dakota. "One can't leave someone dying in the middle of some jungle right?"

"Oh definitely," Dakota gave soft pants. Soft, very convincing pants. Even sexual maybe.

Of course, Bronx blushed a bit.

"S-so um..." Bronx cleared his throat. "How's your team?"

"My team?" Dakota looked at Bronx. "Oh they're fine. But not as fine as you. I've seen you on the other team and at the cafeteria. You seem to like to lay back most of the time."

"Totally," Bronx smiled at Dakota, blushing a bit harder.

"Oh...you are just cute when you blush," Dakota gave a flirtatious smirk.

"I am?" Bronx chuckled.

"Oh yes," Dakota smiled at Bronx with a wink. "Out of all the men I've dated...yours is just the cutest."

"Well um...thank ya..." Bronx blushed again.

Dakota gave a playful smirk as she grasped his hand. Bronx blushed harder as he looked at Dakota.

Then with a flirtatious giggle, she pushed Bronx down on a bush. Then she listened and there it was.

Voices. Of course, they were some curses and stuff. And out of all the people on her team, the only one who would most likely curse was Ally, Tyran, Valora, and Spyne.

The curses came from a female, so Tyran and Spyne were out of the question. As the curses got louder, Dakota toppled on Bronx and laid on him.

Bronx choked in embarrassment and blushes. Dear goodness. He only met this girl.

"Uh...D-Dakota?" Bronx asked Dakota.

"Shh," Dakota smiled..beneath the smile was a deadly viper waiting to bare her fangs.

"-stupid pig that...what the?!" the curses Dakota had heard had finally arrived.

Dakota gave an inward sigh in relief when she heard that the curses did not belong to her teammates.

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"What the hell is going on here?" Pacci growled.

"Oh...I'm sorry Bronx...another time would be fine," Dakota looked at Bronx before hurrying off.

"What?" Bronx watched Dakota leave with a confused glance.

"Did you just try to bang her?!" Pacci asked Bronx with a look of disapproval.

"Whoa whoa whoa, bang her?" Bronx asked Pacci in shocked. "No...I was...I was..."

"Shut it!" Pacci frowned.

"But I?" Bronx looked confused as Pacci marched off.

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Confessional: R-Rating...prevented successfully!

Bronx: (seriously confused) What just happened?

Dakota: (cackling) That was absolutely perfect. Man, it's great to be back! (Stretches out her arms)

Pacci: And to think my pals at home thought that you couldn't have sex on live television. It would've happened...if I didn't come just in time.

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(Terra, Valora)

"Where could this pig be?" Terra asked as she placed some random objects in her pockets.

"Maybe a dinosaur ate it already?" Valora asked.

"Probably," Terra nodded in agreement. "Chris probably wouldn't have seen that coming to be honest."

"He's going to take much offense to that," Valora mischeiviously chuckled.

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Confessional: I didn't see that coming. That was for sure.

Chris: (frowning) I'm offended by that remark. I would have seen that coming a mile away!

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Loud rustling was then heard. And at that, Terra and Valora perked their heads up in attention.

"Is it a dinosaur?" Terra asked.

The two girls backed away a bit. terra was fearful while Valora looked to be taking her sweet pace.

For all she knew, the thing that would be rustling would suddenly lunge out at the two. Like a Velociraptor...

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Terra was immediately knocked down by a pig with squealed in fear.

"Oof!" Terra groaned upon getting impacted by the pig.

The pig squealed again as Valora grabbed it.

"Gotcha," Valora grinned, noticing the steak symbol on the pig. "Hey, we found our pig!"

"N-nice," Terra got up slowly before gasping. "Oh no. My pieces!"

Sure enough, on the ground were bolts and nuts as well the nano-bug she had found all scattered around. Terra immediately dropped down to pick them up.

"Must...preserve...pieces," Terra hurriedly said.

"...Okay?" Valora asked, raising an eyebrow as she held the pig.

Another rustling could be heard as the two girls tensed up. The pig squealed in fear again.

"Oh gosh, something's coming!" Valora cried.

"Pick up pieces faster!" Terra cried as she picked up more of the pieces.

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"Spyne?!" Valora and Terra simultaneously asked in shock.

"What the hell were you doing man?' Valora frowned. "You scared us!"

"No kidding," Spyne blinked before looking at the pig. "And you stole the pig that I found."

"What did you expect from a thief?" Valora gave a light smirk before chuckling to herself. "Just kidding."

"Yeah," Spyne bluntly blinked once more in confusion before clearing his throat. "Let's head back now. We got the pig."

"Right!" Valora nodded as Terra got up after she picked up every single piece of bolts and nuts.

"Right!" Terra smiled in relief.

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(Cosgo, Dil, Gallum)

"Run faster!" Dil cried as Gallum and Cosgo continued to run on the beach shore with the Dilophosaurus running straight at them.

Similarly, Tyran ran in their direction with the pig in his arms and fear written all across his face as he was being chased by the Velociraptor.

"Leave me alone you f*cking lizard!" Tyran yelled loudly.

"Whoa, that word sounded like one of the words my parents told me to never say," Cosgo said as he lagged behind.

The Dilophosaurus was gaining near the chubby child. Gallum and Dil turned around and stopped as Cosgo attempted to catch up.

"Cosgo!" Gallum cried. "We gotta help him!"

"Right on!" Dil cried.

"Save me!" Tyran ran past Gallum and Dil as the Velociraptor continued to run after Tyran.

Gallum, Dil, Cosgo, and the Dilophosaurus just stopped what they were doing as Tyran ran around the group with the Velociraptor trying to tear the juvie king to bits.

"Uh..." Gallum blinked.

"Tyran, pass the pig!" Dil called out to Tyran.

"What?" Tyran asked. as he continued to run.

"Just do it," Dil frowned as Tyran continued to run.

Cosgo attempted to crawl toward Gallum and Dil, but unfortunately, this directed the Dilophosaurus's attention back to the wealthy child.

"Guys, guys, guys, I don't wanna die young!" Cosgo cried as he attempted to crawl.

"TYRAN!" Dil yelled as Tyran tossed the pig at Dil like a basketball.

The squeals from the surprised pig were stopped when Dil tossed the pig at the Dilophosaurus.

As a result, the dinosaur toppled back and fell onto the Velociraptor.

Cosgo scrawled to Dil and Gallum and panted.

"Th-thanks Dil," Cosgo shivered in fear. He was terrified. Petrified. Horrified. And more or less scarred.

"Wow, you even saved Tyran from his dinosaur," Gallum told Dil. "Go figure."

"Yeah...but don't think I owe you any favors!" Tyran told Dil with a growl.

"Honestly, it was just good timing," Dil told Tyran. "I wasn't even focused on trying to save you, heh."

"D*ck!" Tyran yelled at Dil with a frown.

"Careful, there's a kid here," Dil gestured to Cosgo.

"...D*ck?" Cosgo asked confused.

The four boys headed off as the Dilophosaurus looked surprised before looking at the pig. It snarled and hissed as the pig squealed in fear.

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Confessional: Shut up Dick Grayson.

Cosgo: ...I never heard that word before. (begins to think) D*ck. D*ck. D*ck. What does it mean?

Dil: (points to his head) I don't mean to brag, but I got smarts. In fact, I think I might be the smartest person in the team. Sure, there are others that are smart too, but they kinda put a target on their backs. Ally messing with Tyran can get her out. Spyne keeps to himself so that's also a reason to get rid of him. And Valora's also smart, but she's a thief. It may be a stretch, but I think I have the highest chance of surviving team eliminations at least with brains. But then when it comes to the merge, then I'll have to up my game plan. And for now, Gallum and Cosgo? I'm sticking next to them cause they're cool guys. Maybe an alliance would be awesome. (begins to ponder)

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Chef waited next to Chris as Archia, Ceres, and Sophie arrived.

"Hey girls, where's your pig?" Chris asked.

"Actually, we're still looking for it," Archia told Chris.

"I thought it would be hidden in the kitchen...a place no one would think to look in," Ceres told Chris.

"First off Ceres, we didn't hide anything this season," Chris said. "And second..."

"No one goes into my kitchen..." Chef growled at Ceres. "No one..."

"Aw poopie," Sophie sighed. "Back into the woods we go."

However, before Archia, Ceres, and Sophie could think of departing to search for the pig once again, Spyne, Terra, and Valora arrived with their pig.

"Actually, we have a winner!" Chris grinned. "Crazy Carnivores win today's pig-hunting challenge!"

"Even more poopie!" Sophie frowned.

"Eh," Ceres shrugged. "At least I beat a dinosaur."

"The dinosaur beat me first," Archia rubbed her arms.

"Leon," Chris called on his walkie-talkie. "Announce that Crazy Carnivores won and call everyone back to the cafeteria."

Minutes after his command, the loudspeakers came up to announce in Leon's voice.

"This is your captain speaking...ready to tell you that the Crazy Carnivores have won!" Leon announced. "So everyone please head back to wherever the cafeteria is so Chris can announce stuff."

Then Owen's voice came up.

"I like pork!" Owen giggled.

"Whoa this thing is so cool, I never got to use this intercom thing ever..." Tyler's voice came up.

"Why'd you let those interns handle the intercom?" Chef frowned at Chris. "You told me I wasn't allowed to touch it!"

"Did I?" Chris looked around. "Did I really? I don't remember."

He had. He remembered. But he didn't care.

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When the contestants arrived back at the cafeteria, Chris examined the contestants.

Tyran had some sweat on his shirt, and that was from all the running.

Cosgo had sand on his pants but he was grateful to be alive.

Bronx gave glances at Dakota ever so often who gave him flirtatious winks.

Tryker stayed far away from Ally as possible as Pacci looked miffed.

"Well, I have to say, that was certainly an interesting challenge," Chris laughed. "Most of the Carnivores got chased by actual carnivores. And Bronx...really? During the challenge?"

"What did he do?" Cosgo asked.

"More like what he tried to do," Pacci rolled her eyes.

"Whoa now, I'm now confused man," Bronx looked at the contestants. He began to continue to say something before Chris cut him off.

"That's what they all say," Chris chuckled. "But I say...the Crazy Carnivores win and get to enjoy a feast! Anyone care for some pigs?"

The pig squealed in terror.

"Uh Chris," Steven walked to Chris with a phone. "It's the producers. They come to talk to you about the...um...reward."

Chris sighed as he hesitantly took the phone. The producers were a host's worst nightmare. Mainly cause they were ready to berate the host on their actions and make the job a lot harder.

Then again, jobs were indeed a lot harder.

"It's Chris McLean?" Chris answered the phone. "Uh-huh, yeah, uh-huh, gotcha."

The contestants looked at one another.

"Well, looks like PETA called the producers," Chris noted. "Apparently, using pig as a bait to save your friends is bad...but later using the same pig for the challenge as a source of food is worse. So, there will be no pig feast."

"Darn it!" Tyran frowned. "I got chased by a dinosaur because of a pig!"

"Yeah, I know," Chris frowned. "But as a contemplation, I think we can provide something else."

"Porky Pig's Pacific Pastries," Chef grinned holding out a bags. "Eat one and that's all folks!"

The Carnivores were silent.

"...Wonderful," Spyne crossed his arms.

"Now with the prize settled, Herbivores, meet back here at 7," Chris said. "Your first elimination ceremony...awaits. I suggest you guys start talking about who you want to vote off the show."

The Herbivores looked at one another. Nervous.

Someone was about to get kicked off the island.

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Confessional: To eliminate a vegan, is to eliminate Laurie and Miles.

Sophie: Was it a bummer to lose the challenge? Maaaybe. But I'm more bummed that the only thing my wilderness explorer senses detected was a dinosaur, and not a pig. Was it me that cost my team the win?

Gallum: Man, we win the first challenge! Or...elimination challenge actually. But still, this is awesome! Except for the fact that a dinosaur almost ate Cosgo like a prime rib. But still, woohoo! Heh?

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Hungry Herbivores - Archia, Bronx, Ceres, Ivanko, Pacci, Sophie, Sora, Staggs, Tryker

The Hungry Herbivores waited in their cave as they looked at one another.

"So guys, who are you guys gonna vote for?" Sora asked.

"Random vote?" Sophie suggested.

"Not a good idea," Archia shook her head.

"Well I for one have a good candidate for tonight's vote," Pacci said, darting her eyes at Bronx. "Right Bronx?"

Bronx looked at Pacci before he looked surprised.

"Me?" Bronx asked. "Why me?"

"Oh you know why," Pacci shook her head. "While we were out pig-hunting, you decided to get your hands dirty by playing with a girl from the other member of the team!"

"Define 'playing'?" Ceres gave a grin.

"I mean laying on top of each other in a position and blushing kind of playing," Pacci bluntly said. "They almost had s*x but thanks to me, I ran right into them!"

"What the..." Tryker looked revolted. "Dude?! Seriously?! On national television?!"

"International actually!" Chris announced from the intercom.

The team was silent for a while but went back to the conversation.

"I, I, uh, I," Bronx couldn't explain himself. He knew he wanted it. He knew he was about to do it. He felt...ashamed.

Staggs looked at Bronx, confused until Sora stood up.

"Come on Staggs," Sora told Staggs. "Let's go. You shouldn't want to hear this."

"Okay?" Staggs was confused about this whole ordeal.

Sora and Staggs had left the cave as Ivanko stood up as well.

"Is not right to indulge in sexual desires from beginning," Ivanko shook his head.

"W-wait!" Bronx cried. "I didn't mean to like lay on the bush...h-honest!"

"Save it for elimination," Pacci told Bronx as she left the cave with Ivanko.

Archia, Ceres, and Sophie looked at Bronx. Archia looked uncertain, Ceres merely gave a playful grin, and Sophie? Sophie didn't seem to care about this situation.

"Uh...you b-believe me right?" Bronx asked. "That I uh...I uh..."

"That you wanted to do it?" Ceres asked. "Yeah!"

She gave a laugh as she walked off. Bronx groaned to himself.

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Confessional: Bronx needs Broccolis?

Pacci: I have confidence for this elimination ceremony. (crosses her arms) After all, I know for certain I'm not the one going home, and as for this whole dramatic ceremony shtick? Pfft yeah. Tonight won't be so dramatic.

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Campfire Ceremony: Archia, Bronx, Ceres, Ivanko, Pacci, Sophie, Sora, Staggs, Tryker

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The contestants sat on the lunch tables. They either looked glum, nervous, or just confident. Some also seemed scared too.

Archia, Ceres, and Sophie sat together on one table. Archia twiddled her fingers. Ceres gave a confident grin. Sophie just waited for what was about to come.

Bronx sat alone. After all, with the whole conversation at the cave, it was noted that his own teammates were trying to avoid sitting next to him.

Tryker sat next to Ivanko and Pacci.

Tryker looked nervous, Ivanko crossed his arms, and Pacci did the same thing. Only difference was, Pacci had a smug smile on her face.

Sora and Staggs sat at another table. Staggs looked confused at what was happening while Sora looked scared.

All these reactions as the campfire lit in the night.

Chris finally arrived as the Albert set a plate of bones near Chris. There were eight bones to be exact, and each bone was different in size, shape, and color. And by color, I mean whether it was dusty or rusty or tainted light brown.

"Herbivores, welcome to the Campfire Ceremony," Chris said, holding up the plate of bones. "What you see here...are bones. There are exactly eight bones on this plate. Each for all of you except one. The one who does not receive a bone, must immediately walk the Prehistorical Dock of Shame, and board the Prehistoric Boat of Losers."

"Why are you adding 'Prehistoric'?" Tryker asked, twitching his eye. "It's the same thing."

"No...it isn't," Chris denied.

"And why bones?" Pacci raised an eyebrow. "And...what kind of animal has those kind of bones?"

"Uhhh," Chris began to think. "Oh! Elimination time! Look at that! When I call your name, I'll toss you a bone to show that you're safe! Haha!"

Pacci looked at the host uncertain before dropping the subject. Chris cleared his throat and looked at the campers before starting.

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Sophie smiled in relief as she caught her bone.

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"What?" Pacci muttered in a hidden surprise under her breath.

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Bronx looked at Chris as the host tossed Pacci the final bone. She sighed in relief, but in her mind, thoughts raced on who voted for her.

"Well man, can't say I'm entirely shocked," Chris noted. "Messing around with your teenage hormones with a girl on the other team. Not cool bro. Dock of Shame is...that way."

He gestured Bronx the way to the Dock of Shame as the tall dude sighed. He turned around and looked at his teammates.

"Well, I uh...just watch out for yourselves alright?" Bronx asked.

Poor dude didn't know what to say. In fact, his teammates didn't seem to care. After all, most of them left without giving him a proper goodbye. Only Sora, Staggs, and Ivanko watched Bronx sigh as he left, walking on the docks and then boarding the Boat of Losers.

Or should one say...the Prehistoric Boat of Losers.

Bronx sighed to himself as Sora, Staggs, and Ivanko watched the boat leave with its first victim.

"I can't help but feel bad for him," Sora noted.

"Maybe," Ivanko nodded. "But he will be missed."

"Staggs will miss tall man," Staggs nodded.

The three headed off to their cave as someone walked off, having seen the entire ceremony unfold.

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Confessional: Of course there was someone watching because of course!

Dakota: So, Bronx got the boot huh? Shame. I was hoping he stick around, then maybe he could've been a potential ally. But luckily, there are a lot more fish in the sea. My mother always said that my looks would be useful in many cases. Guess she was right. My plan right now, is to pick off the Herbivores slowly one by one. After all, if I'm found out too soon on my own team, that could prove to be a problem. No matter, I'll build up my plan as I go, but as for now...bye bye Bronx. (blows a kiss to the camera)

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Chris sat on the chair of his headquarters with a grin.

So a villainess of the season has already been established huh?

This will be really interesting heh.

So what surprises does Dakota have in store next time?

Will Tyran continue upsetting dinosaurs?

Will the Herbivores lose the next challenge?

And will Staggs get any smarter?

All this, probably answered...next time on...

TOTAL

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Voting Confessional:

Archia: I am sorry Bronx but...what you did was not good.

Bronx: I'm so done for. (facepalms) Damn it! Why me? Why did I have to fall for Dakota? Gah...I screwed up big time man... (buries his face in his hands)

Ceres: I don't know about you, but if Bronx somehow scored a girl on the other team on Day 2 then he's good enough to keep on the team! (grins) I'm voting for Tryker. Just for fun teehee.

Ivanko: To commit dirty things like that is not good. So, I must vote for Bronx. He messed up today. But if he don't go, then he can learn from mistake. Is what make us human.

Pacci: Goodbye Bronx (smirks) And hello another step closer to the million dollars.

Sophie: Frankly, I'm voting for Pacci. She just puts up too much negative energy y'know?

Sora: (bites her lips) I...I vote Pacci. I mean, her attitude isn't gonna help us very much in future challenges, so I rather get rid of her than nicer Bronx who I'm not even sure actually tried to do...um...stuff with a girl on the other team.

Staggs: (looks at his own picture) Hmm, Staggs looks...good i picture?

Tryker: Yeah. I'm voting Bronx. Better him than me. (shrugs)

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Archia: Bronx

Bronx: Pacci

Ceres: Tryker

Ivanko: Bronx

Pacci: Bronx

Sophie: Pacci

Sora: Pacci

Staggs: Staggs

Tryker: Bronx

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Bronx - 4

Pacci - 3

Staggs - 1

Tryker - 1

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Hungry Herbivores:

Archia - The Talented Artist

Bronx - The Tall Dude

Ceres - The Devilish Damsel

Ivanko - The Russian Bodyguard

Pacci - The Thick-Headed Rebel

Sophie - The Wilderness Expertise

Sora - The Jewelry Fanatic

Staggs - The Not-So-Bright Teenager

Tryker - The Hotheaded Fighter

Crazy Carnivores:

Ally - The Reckless Redhead

Cosgo - The Wealthy Child

Dakota - The Manipulative Seductress

Dil - The Teenaged Toxicologist

Gallum - The Early Bird

Spyne - The Shady Loner

Terra - The Flight Inventor

Tyran - The Juvie King

Valora - The Crafty Thief

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Eliminated: Bronx

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And Bronx is the first to get the boot from Total Drama Jurassic Island!

Honestly, there was nothing planned for Bronx. He was just a character meant to fill up a slot of character space. I mean, his label is pretty vague, he hardly does anything, and as such, he had to be the first boot. His only use was to start the villainess reign of Dakota and it happened. He was the first victim taken down by Dakota. And in all, I have nothing left to say about Bronx heh.

His character was based off of a Brachiosaurus. You know, the dinos that have long necks heh?

And also don't forget to review your thoughts and rank your favorite and least favorite contestants later on! Much appreciation and makes me smile to know what you guys think about the characters.

Next time: A little camping trip! Dinosaur edition!

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"Well, being the first one eliminated sucks hard man," Bronx muttered. "Especially since you got eliminated for an awful mistake. Man, what's my pals and family at home gonna think when they see me get cornered by a girl?"

Bronx sighed as the Boat of Losers continued to travel until it reached a an island.

"Hey man," Bronx looked at the island. It was...deserted. A deserted island that seemed to have been used once. The natural landscapes were still there, but trees had fallen over, some plants were dead, and all in all, it resembled a dead oasis. "Where are we?"

The driver didn't say anything.

Instead, as Bronx got off the boat, the driver instantly drove the boat away from the island.

"Wait man wait!" Bronx cried. "Man, can this day get any worse?!"

"Hello Bronx," a voice said as Chris arrived.

"Chris?" Bronx was confused.

Last time he saw Chris...Chris was back on Jurassic Island. What was he doing here?

"Yo man, what is this place?" Bronx asked Chris. "And what are you doing here?"

"I'm not exactly here," Chris chuckled. "I'm more of a...hologram..."

Bronx touched Chris. Sure enough, it was a hologram.

"Then, what is this place?" Bronx asked.

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